Chicken Jalfrezi with some garlic naan. Extra chilli and yoghurt sauce.
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Football Thread 13/14 |OT15| smoking Top of the League cigars may cause Liver failure
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Chicken Jalfrezi with some garlic naan. Extra chilli and yoghurt sauce.
oh wait i just remembered
i have a new waifu
She's awesome.
Freewheelin'
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:lol
This is where Microwave meals come in. Who doesn't love a Tikka Masala at 3am?
I had Jalfrezi tonight. With popadoms and Chapati.
Never easy against a parked bus, even City didn't score at Norwich. We have to be so careful because an away goal will kill the tie for us, it's an awkward balance with our second string defence.
Dnipro are time-wasting like there's no tomorrow.
pulga
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does anyone else find it hilarious how Harrelson's using his Exec. Producer power to hoard all the pussy for himself? lolololol
I know I'd do it!
We don't usually have them, my mum's always fucking home cooking meals that takes 45 minutes to do
just let me eat shit woman
just let me eat shit
Mmmm... so good.
I think some of you just don't understand the insane pressure players and managers are under in Italy and what winning the scudetto means for Juve. We're fighting a holy war not only against other clubs, but against the media and the anti-Juve half of Italy. It's an obsession for us. Look at what happened after Juve - Toro. One bad call from the best ref in Italy, one penalty not given, the first major fuck up in our favour in 10-15 matches, and everybody goes batshit crazy. It doesn't matter that there was also a penalty on Llorente in the same match. Nope. They're suddenly discussing the derby in the parliament, Roma fans organize a protest march, etc.
The scudetto is and will always* be our number one priority. Seeing livers explode all over Italy year after year is just too big a satisfaction. EL can't compare.
*hopefully not next year, if we win it again this season
brokenbeans
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Wow I'm seriously sleepy after that first half.
LanceVance
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I had pizza last night so I think it's curry tonight
Always curry. I just wish it wasn't 3x the price of a pizza
Place I order from has £10 minimum spend for delivery so if I order pizza I have to order garlic bread and drinks to put the price up anyway
You're not fat wilbs you're just big boned. I eat shit all the time but I don't get fat. Fast metabolism I guess. Although I do try to get to the gym at least 3x a week. If I had a healthy diet I'd probably have abs of steel instead of my 1pack
Jalfrezi is goooooood. Rogan josh is my favourite though. Only thing I miss about Bradford is the curries, my god they're godly
Broder Salsa
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buy some yourself you fucking bum.
Yeah - l2 cook
pulga
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Broder Salsa
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Microwaves are good.
But disgusting for those microwave meals, but I mean, popcorns are great.
I wonder what went through these girls' minds afterwards when they look down and see woody spittle on their perky knawks. They probably rush off to the toilet to practice their DJ skills on their set. Need to let off all dat tension. Dry humping's gash.
brokenbeans
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Now I want a curry and keema nan.
I think you'll break em eventually. Could see this going to ET.
Pretty much.
CdS published a breakdown of the referees salaries :lol
Why? To humiliate them or something?
The league should always be every team's number one priority. If you asked me whether I'd want to win the league every year or the Champions League every year, I'd say the league, no doubt.
But a squad your size, with players that are of good quality on your bench (seriously, Caceres and Ogbonna would start for probably every other team in the league, and even Marchisio isn't automatic starter nowadays), you have the ability to win both provided you avoid injuries, you're mentally switched on and Conte/your players are doing their work.
No reason why you shouldn't go for both. You're winning this one with a second string squad. Next up, games against Fiorentina (which you should need no motivation for). After that, it's four games and you're in the final. You're the strongest side by some distance left.
I have a life
It's a parked bus and we're wary of Dnipro on the break. We need to just go for it, go down swinging. You can see we've been too worried about the clean sheet.
Broder Salsa
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They don't take the Juve money into account, that stuff isn't on the tax reportings.
Too hard to buy some meal then? Surely your ass must be in a supermarket or something a few times a week.
brokenbeans
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Why the hate on micro meals?
They are practical and tasty most of the time.
They are practical and tasty most of the time.
I don't eat dinner at home three or four times a week because of uni, work or because I'm out with friends. The three times I am at home, I usually spend all day in my house on my arse because it's nice to have a rest and not do anything. I like my mother's homecooked meals on these days.
But late at night, I get the pangs. And by then it's eleven o clock and who the fuck is selling a curry apart from CURRY HOUSES
pulga
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im sorry im not sorry
Missed opportunity for a fat joke
you have failed this city
Missed opportunity for a fat joke
you have failed this city
i <3 nathan
Baconsaurus Rex
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wat
Because people buy the meals that are four for a pound and then wonder why they taste like an old ladies shit stained knickers.
pulga
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you sound like some fucking impregnated lady
munch on dean's cock next time youre hungry
or better yet
ken's
Broder Salsa
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All I see is bad excuses, you could always feed of your brothers grape sized coconuts.
I remember destroying a dvd I loaned in blockbuster as a kid, by trying to heat it in the microwave. Was walking home to my moms from my dad and it was raining a little, so the cover got wet and I though that would be the best way to dry it, didn't even think of taking the disc out first. It was like thunder in the microwave, brilliant stuff, only seen that again when I tried to warm nutella as some freak had put it in the fridge.
Thinking back on it that was pretty dumb, but I just returned it and never got any calls back.
She thought they were the catalyst to a bad diet.
pulga
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nothing like huddling around the camp fire under our treehouses in the middle of the jungle, eh old sport
pulga
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Baconsaurus Rex
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I could see that but they're really handy. Throw your leftovers in the freezer and you can ding them up anytime you want.
THE YELLOW KING LOOOOOOOOOLFederico "The Yellow King" Peluso, Padoin Kenobi and Mauricio "Cross the midfield line, pass it back to Buffon" Isla together in the midfield.
Fucking brilliant!
Broder Salsa
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Spurs lol
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