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Football Thread 13/14 |OT15| smoking Top of the League cigars may cause Liver failure

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Wooden goddamn that team is made up of scrubs and you're still winning. Gonna steal your tactics brb

Please they are talented youngsters, well except Zlatan that old cunt. My highest earner and he can barely be bothered to score goals anymore, only keep him around for him to be a tutor for this young Swedish striker in my squad.
 
Coke


good choice

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Wilbur

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Please they are talented youngsters, well except Zlatan that old cunt. My highest earner and he can barely be bothered to score goals anymore, only keep him around for him to be a tutor for this young Swedish striker in my squad.

I normally rock a 4-3-3 but ever since the newest patch I finally got around to downloading it's not working as well

i may have to rethink my entire career
 
i've done it...
... with my mum in the same room.

this is why i don't post a picture on here/whatsapp. i'm honest... too honest.

i can already see wooden posting a pic

"watches porn"

*my pic*

"with his mother in the same room"

please

You trusted me with your semen, you can trust me with your face.

Ever seen a ma soeur? All this talk reminds me of that movie, that fat girl watched her sister gets banged all the time, the ending is amazing. Like a pretty bad ending, but it's amazing. I have a bad habit of watching every movie GAFs says is the "most shocking thing ever".
 

bud

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technically, when you're online or on whatsapp or whatever and someone posts porn while your mum is in the same room, you're watching porn with your mum in the same room.

like

uh

you know

please leave me alone okay

You trusted me with your semen, you can trust me with your face.

Ever seen a ma soeur? All this talk reminds me of that movie, that fat girl watched her sister gets banged all the time, the ending is amazing. Like a pretty bad ending, but it's amazing. I have a bad habit of watching every movie GAFs says is the "most shocking thing ever".

i would like have sex with a woman whilst her mum watches

and then the mum tells the daughter how she should do it

and she practices what she preaches
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technically, when you're online or on whatsapp or whatever and someone while your mum is in the same room, you're watching porn with your mum in the same room.

like

uh

you know

please leave me alone okay

My mom saw Wilbury on my phone and said he looked like a happy christmas marzipan pig.
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Wooden goddamn that team is made up of scrubs and you're still winning. Gonna steal your tactics brb

Ordered:

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and only the lamb curry is for dean [img]http://i.imgur.com/wtzgU.gif

this isn't healthy

cancel the order
 

Yen

Member
I had a lovely venison burger, with english mustard and pepperer sauce the other day (won't be good enough for Kharma, the snob). Yum. The week before, I had some sushi from a place with a 0/5 health rating. Not so yum.
 

pulga

Banned
i'm waiting for my parents to go to bed and then i might order a pizza

jesuit help me

i was gonna reply something snappy at this but then i got to woodens post

close this thread by god

My mom saw Wilbury on my phone and said he looked like a happy christmas marzipan pig.
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the fuck is a marzipan p-

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i think ive found a new /dead image

emile is wrecking you tonight nathaniel
 
i was gonna reply something snappy at this but then i got to woodens post

close this thread by god



the fuck is a marzipan p-

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i think ive found a new /dead image

emile is wrecking you tonight nathaniel

Woah that is art right there, never seen that. Usually around christmas they sell marcipan pigs like this around here



and I actually held back on saying this before cause I had already been dicking him around too much, but now that whatsapp in front of the family came up.
 
I do look like a happy christmas marzipan pig there. Did you show her my asshole

No I scrolled quickly past it in the folder. She might have caught a glimpse of your asshole which really is the equivalent of the heart of the island in Lost. A little bit of this very same light that is inside that anus is inside of every man, and they always want more. But I just wasn't sure she was ready to see it without turning into black smoke yet.
 

dc89

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Basel are dead. They are up against RB Salzburg
rip in peace plebs

I went to the City v Salzburg Europa League game a few seasons back (2010 I think). I got all three home games for £30. Salzburg, Lech Poznan and Juventus.

I remember the Salzburg game being in early December and we had a really cold snap, I was sat there with two coats on and two pairs of socks and still cold, it was just freezing. Horrible.

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Yurt look away now!!!

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Milos Krasic ripped our entire defence a new one before scoring - I remember it so well!
 

Elchele

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Wonder how much time will RB Salzburg be able to keep Roger Schmidt in their team. He seems perfect for a club like Stuttgart.

Out of nowhere and looks like he's a great coach
 
I went to the City v Salzburg Europa League game a few seasons back (2010 I think). I got all three home games for £30. Salzburg, Lech Poznan and Juventus.

I remember the Salzburg game being in early December and we had a really cold snap, I was sat there with two coats on and two pairs of socks and still cold, it was just freezing. Horrible.

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Yurt look away now!!!

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Milos Krasic ripped our entire defence a new one before scoring - I remember it so well!

It was then that Martin Vingaard also scored 2 brilliant goals against you. you went through 4-3 though. :(

There was a huge snowball fight outside Copenhagens stadium afterwards, it was in February so lots of snow and there's this park right next to it... Englishmen got snow mun.
 

GorillaJu

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I was never a big fan of Indian cuisine until I discovered Nepalese food. I'm not sure what the difference is technically but Nepalese curry is incredible.
 

Kyoufu

Member
I was never a big fan of Indian cuisine until I discovered Nepalese food. I'm not sure what the difference is technically but Nepalese curry is incredible.

Before I google Nepalese curry I just want to say that Chinese/Thai green curry is the best curry.
 
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