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Football Thread 13/14 |OT15| smoking Top of the League cigars may cause Liver failure

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Kikarian

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WoodenLung said:
I brought some common sense into it

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Can't wait to see all the god rays in this game.
 
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Zabojnik

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When's The Witcher 3 coming out again? My current PC probably won't be able to handle it properly (need dat glorious graphics), so I might have to delay playing it until I get my Star Citizen uber-PC together.
 
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Broder Salsa

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Who in here said the FF victory music sucked? I just watched the GB quicklook and it played the FF7 victory music as Lighting was cross dressing as Cloud. Was pretty awesome. Shame the game looks like a fucking abomination.
 
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rvy

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Hold on we rape the Arses, don’t fall
When Mumei's got your back against the wall
You’ll become his slave if you fear his balls
That’s why we crave Wooden's cock and all

You can catch us switching piss streams at the break of dawn
When the rebel spirit answers to my call
When the magic from within is released, reborn
That’s why we crave Wooden's cock and all

(2x)
O o when we poop together
No matter the weather
We gonna poop on each other till the end of time WO O O
Till the end of time WO O O

Are you ready to face Yurt's penis in the storm
When his buttocks are enraged, can you stay calm
Will you find your way when you’ve pooped so far
Whether the distance is great or small

I can show you the way if we make love at the stars
When the universe leaves all the gates ajar
Whether Wilbz will be there is no question at all
I could not escape the poop vortex to which we are drawn.

(2x)
O o when we poop together
No matter the weather
We gonna poop on each other till the end of time WO O O
Till the end of time WO O O

We gonna rock the party automatic we gonna get naughty yeah
We gonna rock it drop it till the morning there’ll be no stopping yeah
 
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The_Hitcher89

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WoodenLung said:
Who in here said the FF victory music sucked? I just watched the GB quicklook and it played the FF7 victory music as Lighting was cross dressing as Cloud. Was pretty awesome. Shame the game looks like a fucking abomination.
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Its the classic music, but it sounded really shit compared to the way I remember it from FFX

@kharma, about to start getting my shit together for work :(


Would rather play Thief on PS4, but £15 for PC is very tempting

Fuck it, but the time I get round to playing it it'll be around £15 anyway, maybe even cheaper if it goes on offer on Steam or PSN
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
rvy said:
Hold on we rape the Arses, don’t fall
When Mumei's got your back against the wall
You’ll become his slave if you fear his balls
That’s why we crave Wooden's cock and all

You can catch us switching piss streams at the break of dawn
When the rebel spirit answers to my call
When the magic from within is released, reborn
That’s why we crave Wooden's cock and all

(2x)
O o when we poop together
No matter the weather
We gonna poop on each other till the end of time WO O O
Till the end of time WO O O

Are you ready to face Yurt's penis in the storm
When his buttocks are enraged, can you stay calm
Will you find your way when you’ve pooped so far
Whether the distance is great or small

I can show you the way if we make love at the stars
When the universe leaves all the gates ajar
Whether Wilbz will be there is no question at all
I could not escape the poop vortex to which we are drawn.

(2x)
O o when we poop together
No matter the weather
We gonna poop on each other till the end of time WO O O
Till the end of time WO O O

We gonna rock the party automatic we gonna get naughty yeah
We gonna rock it drop it till the morning there’ll be no stopping yeah
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rvy this is too graphic baby, no radio station will air it :( our band is doomed
 
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arkon

Member
rvy said:
Hold on we rape the Arses, don’t fall
When Mumei's got your back against the wall
You’ll become his slave if you fear his balls
That’s why we crave Wooden's cock and all

You can catch us switching piss streams at the break of dawn
When the rebel spirit answers to my call
When the magic from within is released, reborn
That’s why we crave Wooden's cock and all

(2x)
O o when we poop together
No matter the weather
We gonna poop on each other till the end of time WO O O
Till the end of time WO O O

Are you ready to face Yurt's penis in the storm
When his buttocks are enraged, can you stay calm
Will you find your way when you’ve pooped so far
Whether the distance is great or small

I can show you the way if we make love at the stars
When the universe leaves all the gates ajar
Whether Wilbz will be there is no question at all
I could not escape the poop vortex to which we are drawn.

(2x)
O o when we poop together
No matter the weather
We gonna poop on each other till the end of time WO O O
Till the end of time WO O O

We gonna rock the party automatic we gonna get naughty yeah
We gonna rock it drop it till the morning there’ll be no stopping yeah
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This is dogshit. Please don't try again.
 
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Zabojnik

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I don't think I understand how twitter actually works. So whoever is on my list / following me sees EVERYTHING I post, unless it's a direct message to someone?
 
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Broder Salsa

Banned
Zabojnik said:
I don't think I understand how twitter actually works. So whoever is on my list / following me sees EVERYTHING I post, unless it's a direct message to someone?
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Yes.

Well you can make your profile private like yogurt and then only people you accept sees your tweets. But they all still see all your tweets.
 
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Barzul

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I've been thinking the Bundesliga might be so one sided that it makes Bayern look way better than they actually are because of the lack of any decent competition (don't get me wrong they are very good, probably the best team in the world right now).
 
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Lightning

Banned
Barzul said:
I've been thinking the Bundesliga might be so one sided that it makes Bayern look way better than they actually are because of the lack of any decent competition (don't get me wrong they are very good, probably the best team in the world right now).
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That doesn't work though. We struggled with Dortmund this season and lost and drew with Schalke last season.
 
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Lambda Pie

Banned
i'm working on a West Ham diss track, fucken heavy stuff:

https://soundcloud.com/z-carlos-10/west-ham

(verse)

The Boleyn Ground
Where shite football is found
Crowds don't make a sound
Unable to rebound

Sam Allardyce
Carries a high price
Titles put on ice
Relegation will suffice

(bridge)

Let's enjoy their fall
It's great fun for all
See them crawl
Support Millwall

WEST HAM
FOUL SCENT
GET BENT

WEST HAM
THEY SUCK
PURE MUCK

(chorus)

Hammers is their name
Can't win a game
Carroll lacks aim
All he got is a big frame

Hammers from London town
Carlton Cole is a clown
Worst team around
Hope they go down
 
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Scum

Junior Member
Barzul said:
I've been thinking the Bundesliga might be so one sided that it makes Bayern look way better than they actually are because of the lack of any decent competition (don't get me wrong they are very good, probably the best team in the world right now).
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Barzul, pls. Bayern are that good. They won't have a hard time putting away the chances they get.
 
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Fergie

Banned
Lambda Piscium said:
i'm working on a West Ham diss track, fucken heavy stuff:

https://soundcloud.com/z-carlos-10/west-ham

(verse)

The Boleyn Ground
Where shite football is found
Crowds don't make a sound
Unable to rebound

Sam Allardyce
Carries a high price
Titles put on ice
Relegation will suffice

(bridge)

Let's enjoy their fall
It's great fun for all
See them crawl
Support Millwall

WEST HAM
FOUL SCENT
GET BENT

WEST HAM
THEY SUCK
PURE MUCK

(chorus)

Hammers is their name
Can't win a game
Carroll lacks aim
All he got is a big frame

Hammers from London town
Carlton Cole is a clown
Worst team around
Hope they go down
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Thought it was Tuesday got hyped. :(
 
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dc89

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Martino on the suggestion City are a mini Barca:

"They are not a mini anything. They are one of the greatest teams in the world."
 
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