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[rvy]

Shakira....damn.

ShakiraButt.gif

http://xherdanshaqiri11.tumblr.com/post/57713237492/his-butt

Hmmm.

That's exactly why Martinez had to.

You know, German humour, simple stuff.

I spent 3 years of my life around a German dude. I did not understand his jokes.

 

[Elchele]

At home? Why not. A draw perhaps, it would certainly be competitive though. Remember what happened when Bayern came to St. Pete's?

you mean when Bayern were shit? Pretty sure this Neverkusen side is better than that Bayern

 

[Yen]

Olivier Giroud ‏@_OlivierGiroud_ 27m
Ultimate precision with respect to my apologies...Yes I made a mistake but not I have not committed adultery! Things are clear...


is he pulling a Bill Clinton?

It depends on what your definition of "is" is.

 

[Yurt]

What was the mistake then?

Retweeted by Celia Kay
Peachy ‏@LittleDonatella Feb 17
Funny how men don't want to admit to doing anything wrong at all until they're literally caught with their pants down haha

 

[Elchele]

It depends on what your definition of "is" is.

wut

 

[Yen]

wut

I SAID "IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR DEFINITION OF "IS" IS"!

 

[rvy]

"Yes I made a mistake but not I have not committed adultery!"

Can we all agree that this is the next OT's title?

 

[Milchmonster]

I spent 3 years of my life around a German dude. I did not understand his jokes.

Maybe he shouldn't have spoken German with you.

 

[Elchele]

That's exactly why Martinez had to.

You know, German humour, simple stuff.

"humor"
u wot m8

 

[Kikarian]

Maybe he shouldn't have spoken German with you.

dead

 

[Yurt]

I'm so confused

Kay :‘Olivier knows the truth and the fact that he lied about us is pathetic.’

why did he apologise then?

what's he hiding?

who is he hiding?

was there someone else?

was it bud?

did Wenger finally jump on the blood transfusion bandwagon?

It depends on what your definition of "is" is.

DO TELL

 

[Milchmonster]

"humor"
u wot m8

El humor maravilloso!
tu que hombre

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just out of work. Sounds like the red card was a real killer, if fair. Unlucky City, commiserations to their fans there. Improved on last year though, so there you go!

PSG beating perennial flops Leverkusen doesn't scare me. They definitely won't win it. Fuck Ibra. Heart Timerda.

now let me go reading through the pages

Nothing is unlucky for a team that has Demichellis starting. They got what they deserved.

 

[Sviatoslav]

you mean when Bayern were shit? Pretty sure this Neverkusen side is better than that Bayern

Shit=won the league by double digits.

Spoiler

Zenit is better now too.

 

[Yurt]

guys

gyussfd

BREAKING: Vincent Kompany holds in his anger & frustration during the post match interview

 

[Superman]

guys

gyussfd

I'm crying... Literally crying.

 

[Messi]

An older version of Allegri



haha I just RT'd one for you

Juan Mata García ‏@juanmata8 Feb 10
One Hour Behind: In adversity, even more united

Fady Kiriakides ‏@FadyK85 Feb 10
@juanmata8 how about when you have competition? wish u were united with the team then...

The love affair with Mata is over for Fady? He is acting like the crazy stalker EX.

 

[Milchmonster]

guys

gyussfd

Looks like a balding 5-year-old.

On a different topic, does Fry has a 5-year-old son?

 

[Broder Salsa]

This might just be the worst thing ever

fuck you adidadadads.

Edit : Yo milkymonster don't speak about Chloe like that.

 

[LanceVance]

I'm so confused


was it bud?

My god I think you've cracked it

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This might just be the worst thing ever

fuck you adidadadads.

Edit : Yo milkymonster don't speak about Chloe like that.

Hup Holland hup

 

[rvy]

Maybe he shouldn't have spoken German with you.

Nicely done.

 

[Elchele]

El humor maravilloso!
tu que hombre

:lol
are you still taking the spanish class?

 

[LanceVance]

:lol how the fuck can Pelligrini complain about the ref giving decisions against them after the amount they've had for them this season

Bitter old cunt

 

[Broder Salsa]

el nino come


el nino bebidas


Yeah I have been taking classes too, bitches.

 

[Marc]

High five

Where is Jessica hyde?

And the soundtrack is the shit

That breathing thing he does is really disturbing. Where... *pant*... is Jessica... *pant*... Hyde... *slobbers*?

Agreed, its like the hotline miami of TV... whatever that means.


Just read that HBO is doing a US version with David Fincher involved, hope it bring more attention to the show. Very important issue. Great video about it too -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5iFESMAU58

 

[rvy]

el nino bebidas

The kid drink.

What are you saying.

 

[Yen]

High five

Where is Jessica hyde?

And the soundtrack is the shit

I just started the first episode!

 

[Elchele]

el nino come


el nino bebidas


Yeah I have been taking classes too, bitches.

:lol

The kid drink.

What are you saying.

LOOOOOOOOL

 

[Broder Salsa]

The kid drink.

What are you saying.

I'm saying that's the first thing Rosetta stone teaches you. Then i got bored.

 

[rvy]

I'm saying that's the first thing Rosetta stone teaches you. Then i got bored.

But it's not even a fucking sentence. You're not saying that the kid drinks, you're saying the kid drink.

And not a kid's drink either, like a soda or some shit. Just that the kid drink.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

 

[Broder Salsa]

But it's not even a fucking sentence. You're not saying that the kid drinks, you're saying the kid drink.

And not a kid's drink either, like a soda or some shit. Just that the kid drink.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

Well fuck I forgot, it's like at least a month or two ago I did it.

It's alright I know the universal language.

German.

Ich bin, Du bist,Er Sie Es ist,Wir sind, Ihr seid, Sie sind

 

[FootballFan]

I'm saying that's the first thing Rosetta stone teaches you. Then i got bored.

Who is Rosetta Stone? Your teacher?

 

[Yurt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5iFESMAU58

I..


i closed it after 1 minute

my head

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Who is Rosetta Stone? Your teacher?

Think you should know. You were around when they made it.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Who is Rosetta Stone? Your teacher?

It's an education tool in WQFT2ST: Origins, I developed the Spanish teacher in the game to be able to sell it as an educational game.

 

[Milchmonster]

:lol
are you still taking the spanish class?

I tried, man. Finished Spanish 2 and started Spanish 3 last summer. Spanish 3 was held by some old woman from Argentina who couldn't speak German and didn't even bother to speak Spanish slowly. It took me 3 hours of not understanding shit before I decided to quit lol

 

[FootballFan]

Think you should know. You were around when they made it.

It's an education tool in WQFT2ST: Origins, I developed the Spanish teacher in the game to be able to sell it as an educational game.

 

[rvy]

Well fuck I forgot, it's like at least a month or two ago I did it.

Wooden por favor, asi haces daño a mi cabeza.

Por favor.

Pelea con tu polla e venga a dormir solito como el Dudu.

 

[Clegg]

Does it count as adultery if it's in the ass?

Olivier is a sly one.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wooden por favor, asi haces daño a mi cabeza.

Por favor.

Pelea con tu polla e venga a dormir solito como el Dudu.

mi amor

See I remember that cause Andres educated me.

I could probably manage a football club in Spain.

 

[Messi]

It's an education tool in WQFT2ST: Origins, I developed the Spanish teacher in the game to be able to sell it as an educational game.

vaporware

 

[FootballFan]

Does it count as adultery if it's in the ass?

Olivier is a sly one.

What god(s) does Giroud pray to?

 

[rvy]

I could probably manage a football club in Spain.

I want you to.

Wooden tiene mucho sueño. Se quita las zapatillas, se mete en la cama, apaga la luz...

¡Buenas noches, Fútbol-GAF!

Buenas noches, Wooden! y... ¡a dormir!

I have no fucking idea if they print Dudú in South America.
Maybe Jupp isn't getting it.

 

[Yurt]

I tried adding a EL logo on Kompany's forehead but I failed miserably

 

[rvy]

I tried adding a EL logo on Kompany's forehead but I failed miserably

 

[Clegg]

What god(s) does Giroud pray to?

The Greek ones.

 

[Yurt]

Ah GAF fucked it up :lol

 

[Lightning]

Wenger should sell Giroud. Cunt on and off the field.

 

[Messi]

Yaya Toure: "We didn't lose because of the referee. We lost because Barcelona are still the world's best team."

I still love you Yaya. Come back someday please.