Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''

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Does City really look like a team that has the mentality to go on a Prem winning run now?

Chelsea will win, Liverpool will bottle whatever momentum they have eventually.


Arse are out of it
 
You don't skewer your players in public. The manager should always, always protect his players.

Like I said, he probably shouldn't have done it in public, but this squad needed something like that. I'd rather Sherwood come out and question player's attitude than do what AVB did and criticise the fans.
 
Having games in hand isn't the same as having points. City are only marginal favorites at this point, if at all

Teams at the top should always prefer to be in control of their own fate and right now it's entirely in City's hands. Granted, it is only a marginal advantage with 3 games to make up points in.
 
Look at him, look at him closely Milch. This guy needs no money to get laid.
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Nah, being rich and famous *does* help a shit ton.

Ballack definitely is one of those men that improved with age. He looked kinda goofy in his youth.
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Does City really look like a team that has the mentality to go on a Prem winning run now?

Chelsea will win, Liverpool will bottle whatever momentum they have eventually.


Arse are out of it

Chelsea got a squad that is tamed fairly easily with the park the bus tactic, west ham showed it pretty well. Matches like Stoke and a no doubt desperate for any points Sunderland team will not be pleasant for Chelsea... or just the next round with an Aston Villa team that relies on standing back and just counter attacking. Wish I was as optimistic, but eh, no faith in the forwards... all it would take is a small injury break for Hazard.
 
Guardian:



If we can't beat this Arsenal then the players should all commit sepukku immediately.

--------Giroud
Santi Rosicky Ox
--Arteta Flamini
Monreal Kos Per Sagana

That team is good enough to win. Especially when you guys have to play tonight.

Going to send you even further down that downward spiral.
 
Every year I say I'm gonna get back into watching F1 and I never do.

Well this year I'm definitely getting back into F1.

For realsies.
 
I haven't jerked off or gotten laid in 8 days. Every soft pair of lips I see looks like they're meant to have my dick in them. Every girl I see, attractive or not, I start thinking about the color of her vulva and how wet she gets. I saw a woman who was nasty looking. Really nasty. I thought to myself "well she's still got a pussy and someone needs to fuck it."

This is wrong. Life was never meant to be this way.
 
Every year I say I'm gonna get back into watching F1 and I never do.

Well this year I'm definitely getting back into F1.

For realises.

Engine changes will make it very interesting. Plus RBR seem fucked so it'll be fun to see Vettel throw his toys out of the pram.
 
--------Giroud
Santi Rosicky Ox
--Arteta Flamini
Monreal Kos Per Sagana

That team is good enough to win. Especially when you guys have to play tonight.

Going to send you even further down that downward spiral.

I agree, definitely good enough to win... might even go as far as to say we should win. plus, with Wenger forced to play both Arteta and Flamini, we'll have no choice but to be pretty solid defensively.
 
Engine changes will make it very interesting. Plus RBR seem fucked so it'll be fun to see Vettel throw his toys out of the pram.
Also sounds so much quieter than before.

Vettel losing his rag is always funny but judging from Horner's comments it may well be a Hamilton procession this season.
 
"That's pretty sound advice, Odd. I thi-"

I haven't jerked off or gotten laid in 8 days. Every soft pair of lips I see looks like they're meant to have my dick in them. Every girl I see, attractive or not, I start thinking about the color of her vulva and how wet she gets. I saw a woman who was nasty looking. Really nasty. I thought to myself "well she's still got a pussy and someone needs to fuck it."

This is wrong. Life was never meant to be this way.

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from bad to worse.

For us, or him? lol

I haven't jerked off or gotten laid in 8 days. Every soft pair of lips I see looks like they're meant to have my dick in them. Every girl I see, attractive or not, I start thinking about the color of her vulva and how wet she gets. I saw a woman who was nasty looking. Really nasty. I thought to myself "well she's still got a pussy and someone needs to fuck it."

This is wrong. Life was never meant to be this way.

Sounds like you're turning into Andres. Better hope you don't have any cousins around.
Or donkeys
 
"That's pretty sound advice, Odd. I thi-"



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Yeah that advice is good. It works for me. Girls like guys who appear to have their shit together and if you make it sound like your day will go on interrupted whether or not she accepts the invitation, it leaves a better impression. Makes her feel like she's missing out by saying no. You still get rejected plenty but you never feel rejected and she doesn't feel like she rejected you.

Guys it's graduation ceremony day and all my students' older sisters are here at school.

My gf is on a business trip. It's been over a week. I won't see her till Saturday. I was already tested last weekend when a really cute girl tried to come home with me and I had to lie about my plans for the evening so I could split with her at the train station and she didn't feel offended.

This is bad. I'm just gonna lock myself in. Can't even look at these young ladies.
 
Every year I say I'm gonna get back into watching F1 and I never do.

Well this year I'm definitely getting back into F1.

For realsies.

It's a good year to do it with all the rule changes and the leveling effect (read: seeming nullifaction of Red Bull's dominance) it has had upon of the field
 
It's a good year to do it with all the rule changes and the leveling effect (read: seeming nullifaction of Red Bull's dominance) it has had upon of the field
This is part of the reason for my attempts to get back into the sport. Seems like this year will be more interesting than the last few.
 
Also sounds so much quieter than before.

Vettel losing his rag is always funny but judging from Horner's comments it may well be a Hamilton procession this season.

They don't scream like the old engines with the lower rev cap but they still sound decent and the turbo adds a bit of variety. I think when you've all the cars lined up on the grid with the engines turned up to full power they'll sound great.
 
Yeah that advice is good. It works for me. Girls like guys who appear to have their shit together and if you make it sound like your day will go on interrupted whether or not she accepts the invitation, it leaves a better impression. Makes her feel like she's missing out by saying no. You still get rejected plenty but you never feel rejected and she doesn't feel like she rejected you.

Guys it's graduation ceremony day and all my students' older sisters are here at school.

My gf is on a business trip. It's been over a week. I won't see her till Saturday. I was already tested last weekend when a really cute girl tried to come home with me and I had to lie about my plans for the evening so I could split with her at the train station and she didn't feel offended.

This is bad. I'm just gonna lock myself in. Can't even look at these young ladies.

Go join bud and Wooden on their porn escapades.
 
Watching Zidane and Laudrup compilations. It makes one appreciate their skill more when you don't get to see that level of perfection too often.
 
oh my god my cab driver is trying to fuck me

he is trying to massage me

he is genuinely trying to get me to massage him

he says it will relax me to sleep

he says he likes fun with boys

I knew I should have got a black cab not this one

now he is asking me how you know people are gay

guys
 
oh my god my cab driver is trying to fuck me

he is trying to massage me

he is genuinely trying to get me to massage him

he says it will relax me to sleep

he says he likes fun with boys

I knew I should have got a black cab not this one

now he is asking me how you know people are gay

guys

Hahahaha wow. It had to happen to you of all people
 
Are you sure you're not imagining all this? I have a hard time believing he would ever let that sweet arse out of his sight.
 
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