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Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''
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LabouredSubterfuge
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I can't...
Just in time to see racing go from cars to glorified hairdryers.
Sviatoslav
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Lol, thanks guys. Giroud still has much left to learn from the master.
Christ just read about Wilbur's close encounter with rape.
I had a lovely cabbie, he started talking to me about football even though he admitted he didn't really watch it. He really wanted to understand though.
I went to Mahiki and drank out of a treasure chest.
Then I text my hairdresser at 3am telling him to fuck off our appointment this morning.
Now I'm on my way to Euston for my North West odyssey.
I had a lovely cabbie, he started talking to me about football even though he admitted he didn't really watch it. He really wanted to understand though.
I went to Mahiki and drank out of a treasure chest.
Then I text my hairdresser at 3am telling him to fuck off our appointment this morning.
Now I'm on my way to Euston for my North West odyssey.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Beautiful cunt
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Broder Salsa
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A cab driver nearly raped Wilbs. Bendtner nearly raped a cab driver. It was just a wrong match, if Bendtner and Wilburys cab driver had gotten together it would have been much better
brokenbeans
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Oh yes the Moyes run is on gentlemen, you wait the Moyes magic is about to happen.
I'm confident we will get the win this weekend.
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His goal against Real is still the GOAT move. That had some Cantona levels of greatness.
I'm in tears.
brokenbeans
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Try a 3 day stubble or how long it takes before you hit the tramp look.
TheLucifer
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According to La Gazzetta dello Sport, Milan is dead and there's nothing left to do.
Two weeks ago some considered us the next title contender. I love football "journalism", almost as much as I love gaming journalism.
Two weeks ago some considered us the next title contender. I love football "journalism", almost as much as I love gaming journalism.
brokenbeans
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I'm growing mine this week so I can have a nice clean shave for the weekend as I've got a wedding to attend.
Please. Those AVB stats include 6 piss easy Europa games where we scored at least 3+ goals in almost every one and conceded just 1 goal in the group. Sherwood also had to play Arsenal away in the FA cup.
In the league AVB had less than a goal a game and an inferior PPG. We've only lost 3 league games under Sherwood, 2 of them were ruined by wrongly given red cards at 0 - 1.
Well we had already got it to 1-1 before Zozulya got sent off. We probably would have scored another two anyway, the Dnipro goal woke us up.
Let us not forget how AVB went out of the cups last season to Leeds, Norwich and Basel. Spurs are just prone to being a soft touch sadly.
brokenbeans
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Time to spend a fortune in IKEA.
Trolley full of meatballs.
brokenbeans
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Pololski....
Sviatoslav
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So THAT's where Podolski learned that shove he employed on Lahm. Van Bommel GOAT.
Shatner's Bassoon
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I'm in.
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Sviatoslav
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He's referring to Zenit's supposed interest in AVB now that we fired Spalletti. He's apparently flying in today for talks.
Holy shit how the mighty have fallen.
From Mourinho's prodigy at Chelsea to exile in Russia.
I hope he grows a feral beard.
Broder Salsa
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AVB has shown more than enough times now to not just to be completely inept or maybe just refusing changing his tactics, both Chelsea and Spurs at times suffered from the backline being slow as fuck and still being on the halfway line. But he also turned out to get real unfriendly with half of his squads. Anyone thinking firing him was dumb for Spurs or Chelsea are thick, also if it means having Sherwood as your manager for a little while, it will probably be for the better purely for not being AVB.
Why is Neymar three times bigger than in reality and why is Iniesta lemon yellow?
Sviatoslav
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Do you think AVB's beard was enough to prevent Rodgers from touching his face on a regular basis in their mutual time at Chelsea?
With the shitshow that is Zenit, the locker room conflicts are bound to be glorious. Shirokov already told Spalletti to "fuck off back to to Italy". I wonder what he'll say to AVB?
Wasn't even that long ago when his reputation was being somewhat rehabilitated with all that talk about him having the highest points total for a Spurs manager, which was pretty meaningless. I know there were many who said then that we were wrong to sack him and would regret it. Pity how it all turned out though, there was such optimism when he joined us.
There is one thing that often gets misreported about his time at Chelsea, though. He never really tried to phase out Terry who still played whenever available.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1T6KT74Rnc
yes this may have been posted already, but newcastle gaf/kyoufu, explain this!? woodenlung and rest of chelsea gaf am cry over this!
yes this may have been posted already, but newcastle gaf/kyoufu, explain this!? woodenlung and rest of chelsea gaf am cry over this!
I think he reserved his face touching for other coaches, rather than mere analysts.
Da DreadLord
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Nah, we still won the match, it's all good.
And it being difficult to care that much about youth matches when the chances are so low that anyone will break into the first team.
Shatner's Bassoon
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AVB should just go back to what he was good at. Compiling reports about teams for real managers.
You mean like the momentum we had going in our first game with the Greek?
Never forget last week was a turning point in our season, the 19th turning point by my count, we are practically running around in circles.
Da DreadLord
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Hm, I guess we need to turn vs pool and lose so we can turn in a good way again vs the greek.. makes sense
Why not? I have some other horses in these races, so I'll take EW triples with your bets. Had Dynaste already though.
AVB's problem, more than anything, was that he was stubborn. He had a way that he thought should work, and so never changed it. It worked well enough in Portugal, so why not here? He may well do fine in Russia, it's a different game, maybe it'll suit him.
I lost all faith in him when he persisted with a high line against City, with no midfielders pressing. The number of times a player got in behind Dawson with 3/4 of the pitch to run into hurt my soul. Dawson took a lot of shit for that game, but what else is he meant to do in that situation. It's simply not what he was made for. Then he did the exact same thing against Liverpool. We were warned over and over when Sterling and Suarez popped in behind Dawson and Capoue, but never decided to drop our line back to accommodate it.
AVB wanted to win 'his' way, but that was never really gonna fly in this league.
I lost all faith in him when he persisted with a high line against City, with no midfielders pressing. The number of times a player got in behind Dawson with 3/4 of the pitch to run into hurt my soul. Dawson took a lot of shit for that game, but what else is he meant to do in that situation. It's simply not what he was made for. Then he did the exact same thing against Liverpool. We were warned over and over when Sterling and Suarez popped in behind Dawson and Capoue, but never decided to drop our line back to accommodate it.
AVB wanted to win 'his' way, but that was never really gonna fly in this league.
I really hope that they are somewhat right though. This "lets get free signings and whatever Galliani can get from his friends like Preziosi and so on"-strategy has been proved to be a disaster and now we have a squad full of deadwood who are only interested in getting their way too big paychecks from Milan.
Can't wait to see Galliani leave.
Sviatoslav
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The one big positive for me is if we do end up hiring AVB is that he'll be hungry and desperate to restore his image. We have enough foreigners in Russia who just coast by for a paycheck that it would be a welcome change.
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