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[hiroshawn]

Anyone can fill me in on why I'm a "Junior member?"

 

[Sviatoslav]

Anyone can fill me in on why I'm a "Junior member?"

Need to get to 300 posts.

 

[Freewheelin']

Anyone can fill me in on why I'm a "Junior member?"

Your betting, mostly.

Spoiler

its because you haven't reached 300 posts yet.

 

[Arnie]

Chelsea not on first.

BBC why are you preserving the banter.

 

[Blablurn]

Sportschau is telling us absolutely nothing new, interesting or "proven" about Bayern and Hoeneß. Cliche after cliche.

At least it's not as bad as the "news reports" lately, like how Bayern will lose its sponsors and has forever damage its reputation. Bullshit.

Bayern = Nintendo confirmed

#Doomed

 

[Clegg]

I've had a few too many.

We're all going to heaven lads.

 

[3Sixty]

Haha Kompany kicking that wall.

I'd arrest him for criminal damage.

 

[L1NETT]

Right finish from Silva. Bye eck son

 

[Freewheelin']

Haha Kompany kicking that wall.

I'd arrest him for criminal damage.

But you'd knock him out first wouldn't you

 

[3Sixty]

But you'd knock him out first wouldn't you

Of course.

All footballers are soft.

 

[Arnie]

Clegg, tomorrow's our day of ascendance.

 

[Mindwipe]

Not a pen, he went down too early.

 

[Arnie]

Not a pen, he went down too early.

It was a shithouse dive if anything.

 

[Elchele]

Dempsey. why. https://vine.co/v/MbYUq6jYvLx

 

[Wilbur]

Kompany always looks so funny when he's angry

 

[Carbonox]

Final game of the sunday league season tomorrow. These tears of sadness know no bounds. Scored my second goal of the season last weekend and I'm a right back and I want to end on a high.

Might not even be a team to play for next season cos teams are folding left, right and center with the demand for sunday league football in the adults field dropping big time and the demand for kids football rising in a ridiculous manner. Facilities becoming unavailable, etc.

Football is dead.

 

[Scum]

I've had a few too many.

We're all going to heaven lads.

Cleff, pls

 

[Hixx]

Dempsey. why. https://vine.co/v/MbYUq6jYvLx

Is that Steve Caldwell behind him?

MLS is the graveyard of footballers good and bad, isn't it!

 

[Yen]

Yo Chad that defensive play is totally not rad dude

Pretty poor innit.

--

Here's a little teaser (no looking!)

Which player scored today for Tranmere. Has previously;

Scored 10 goals for his country
Played for West Brom, Cardiff and Wigan.
Famous blinder against United

Jason Koumas, surely?

 

[L1NETT]

Jason Koumas, surely?

Aye

Blast from the past

 

[Yen]

Aye

Blast from the past

I couldn't have googled that, but his CM01/02 profile was up there with the likes of Tolley, Samba, M. Duff and Kallstrom.

 

[FootballFan]

Pepe Mel

 

[Wilbur]

Willian second yellow is extraordinarily soft.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Willian second yellow is extraordinarily soft.

There's a rather large part of my brain that's saying 'that's a terrible decision, but fuck it, it's Chelsea'

I try to be balanced, but Chelsea can do one

 

[Wilbur]

There's a rather large part of my brain that's saying 'that's a terrible decision, but fuck it, it's Chelsea'

I try to be balanced, but Chelsea can do one

Normally I'm ecstatic when Chelsea embarrass themselves, but I'm aware that City have now been given huge incentive. And that makes me angry, Hitchy baby.

 

[Wes]

I'm going to have to find a wallpaper of this.

 

[Linius]

Wait, Chelsea lost? Two red cards? Mourinho sent off? Sounds hilarious.

In some leagues things actually happen.

Spoiler

Okay, I'll stop now.

 

[LegoArmo]

I love the Delph and Mulumbu goals.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Normally I'm ecstatic when Chelsea embarrass themselves, but I'm aware that City have now been given huge incentive. And that makes me angry, Hitchy baby.

The pair of them can do one. Stamford Bridge can implode into the size of an Oxo cube, and City can fuck off as well with their annoying section of fans who act like being given billions after essentially being drawn out of a hat is the same as turning your club into a self-sufficient powerhouse over a matter of decades.

 

[rodvik]

EPL is the best league in the world. 4 teams fighting for the title. 2 teams fighting for Europa.

&11 teams fighting against relegation.

 

[Linius]

In the Eredivisie five teams are fighting for the title. You got nothing on us UK brethren.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

In the Eredivisie five teams are fighting for the title. You got nothing on us UK brethren.

Isn't there a significant gap between yourselves and second?

 

[rodvik]

I'm going to have to find a wallpaper of this.

Lol, Delphs face. "no way is that flick heel thing I did actually gonna come off right? OMFG please go in, please go in!

 

[Broder Salsa]

I love the Delph and Mulumbu goals.

I didn't enjoy them.

 

[Linius]

Isn't there a significant gap between yourselves and second?

Hopefully nine points by tomorrow between us and fake Chelsea

 

[Scum]

I didn't enjoy them.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Hopefully nine points by tomorrow between us and fake Chelsea

6 points ahead with the same number of games played is not a great title race tbh. EVen the PL title race is kinda dependent on at least 1 of the 3 below Chelsea winning their games in hand, or at least enough of them to make it interesting

Unfortunately, I think both ourselves and Arsenal will let them off the hook tomorrow.


edit: Do you guys do goal difference or head-to-head?

 

[Linius]

6 points ahead with the same number of games played is not a great title race tbh. EVen the PL title race is kinda dependent on at least 1 of the 3 below Chelsea winning their games in hand, or at least enough of them to make it interesting

Unfortunately, I think both ourselves and Arsenal will let them off the hook tomorrow.


edit: Do you guys do goal difference or head-to-head?

GD. We once lost a title to PSV on a one goal difference. And another one on one point less than them. That was during their four year sweep. God damn, that should have never happened. The cunts.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Russia title race > *

 

[FootballFan]

Bloody FIFA online.

Literally have won about 10 games where the opponent quits at the end and the game doesn't count it. lol

I was stuck on 1 win 0 draws and 0 losses in div 8 for 10 games. So my record after playing 10 matches was 1-0-0 lol.

 

[Linius]

Bloody FIFA online.

Literally have won about 10 games where the opponent quits at the end and the game doesn't count it. lol

I was stuck on 1 win 0 draws and 0 losses in div 8 for 10 games. So my record after playing 10 matches was 1-0-0 lol.

You get the win if they quit. It's very rare you get nothing. Maybe EA hates kiwis but something is going wrong. Ask your grandson to help you out.

 

[Scum]

Bloody FIFA online.

Literally have won about 10 games where the opponent quits at the end and the game doesn't count it. lol

I was stuck on 1 win 0 draws and 0 losses in div 8 for 10 games. So my record after playing 10 matches was 1-0-0 lol.

Wut? Surely you should be awarded an automatic win from quitters?

 

[Wilbur]

The pair of them can do one. Stamford Bridge can implode into the size of an Oxo cube, and City can fuck off as well with their annoying section of fans who act like being given billions after essentially being drawn out of a hat is the same as turning your club into a self-sufficient powerhouse over a matter of decades.

I still have a theory the Sheikh thought he was buying United.

 

[Carbonox]

Russia title race > *

has your league assimilated the ukrainian one yet

 

[Linius]

has your league assimilated the ukrainian one yet

That would be great actually. If they can grab the Ukraine and migrate the two leagues we (the dutchies) won't have to worry about them having more points than us anymore.

I see a possibility here.

 

[Elchele]

Let's be honest. Ukraine is cool, Russia is just cold

 

[Broder Salsa]

That would be great actually. If they can grab the Ukraine and migrate the two leagues we (the dutchies) won't have to worry about them having more points than us anymore.

I see a possibility here.

Then we just need Germany to take over a few countries again too (sorry dutchland, belgianland and all that is basically german anyway), and Denmark would get their direct CL spot back.

 

[FootballFan]

You get the win if they quit. It's very rare you get nothing. Maybe EA hates kiwis but something is going wrong. Ask your grandson to help you out.

Wut? Surely you should be awarded an automatic win from quitters?

I don't think they regular quitters, they are people who disconnect the internet/shut down ps4s during a substitution/animation. Get the message "Lost connection with opponent, score will be reviewed" but it always ends up as a nothing result lol.

I even played the same guy twice in a row after he quit against me. I was beating him 4-0 in the first match, he quit, match didn't count. Next game I equalise in the 90th to make it 4-4 and this time of course he doesn't quit.

 

[Linius]

Then we just need Germany to take over a few countries again too (sorry dutchland, belgianland and all that is basically german anyway), and Denmark would get their direct CL spot back.

Nah mate, we just sold our leopard tanks to Finland. So if Germany wants to try something we just call Panty's government to help us out with the tanks to hold Germany back.

 

[Sviatoslav]

has your league assimilated the ukrainian one yet

Well the good news is that all of Ukraine's best clubs are in the east aka the most pro-Russian regions. Get it done, Putin!