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[Sviatoslav]

Sviat, I'm sorry, you have to live with this avatar until Wednesday because I came up with a brilliant idea. Tomorrow is the derby and to make myself happy and shame you for your Gazprom connections for the next few weeks, you'll get an avatar of our derby winning player. If however we decide to play shit football and lose, you may be a free avatar man under the condition that it's no Schlacke avatar in any way.

Hngg. Go SCHALKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[Coldnoodle]

Thanks Kassu and NFS!! <3

and who the hell takes a penalty like this? Effortless swag

That should be a perfume commercial.

 

[Wilbur]

http://instagram.com/p/l64MeAtg6N/

pls

 

[rvy]

Holy shit Zenit, I'm falling asleep. Do something.

 

[GorillaJu]

Lovely

 

[Coldnoodle]

http://instagram.com/p/l64MeAtg6N/

pls

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING

IS HE JAMAICAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[rvy]

I like how AVB only talks to Witsel.

Not even Hulk understands Portuguese.

 

[Yurt]

http://instagram.com/p/l64MeAtg6N/

pls

God I love him

remember his goal celebration for England?

 

[cremino]

Suen favourite coaches in old photos part 1

 

[rvy]

Suen favourite coaches in old photos part 1

pls he ain't got shit on Timmy.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I like how AVB only talks to Witsel.

Not even Hulk understands Portuguese.

I'm sure Danny and Neto can mumble a few Portuguese words as well.

 

[rvy]

I'm sure Danny and Neto can mumble a few Portuguese words as well.

AVB doesn't swear, bby. He's a rich kid.

 

[cremino]

Suen favourite coaches in old photos part 2

 

[Yurt]

&#8207;@ChloeGMoretz Mar 22
Chelsea beat arsenal 6-0?!?! My god &#128561;&#128561;

@ChloeGMoretz 7h
Yesssss @FCBarcelona wins 4-3!!!

I'm so glad she's underage. WOULD NOT IF LEGAL

 

[Sviatoslav]

AVB doesn't swear, bby. He's a rich kid.

So he's too eloquent for our Portucunts to understand? Damn, we need Bruno Alves back, now there's a player who oozed class.

 

[Salazar]

You may have witnessed a man in a green jacket, running like Jordan Henderson with an erection, up and down Oxford St this morning.

Fucking bus delays. Had to absolutely leg it for what seemed like miles.

 

[Willkiller]

Who is the hardest manager?

 

[rvy]

So he's too eloquent for our Portucunts to understand? Damn, we need Bruno Alves back, now there's a player who oozed class.

Bruno Alves can barely swear in Portuguese, let alone have a normal conversation.

 

[calza]

Who is the hardest manager?

http://youtu.be/4UdKU8VRADM

 

[Ushojax]

I haven't wanted Man Utd to win for a long time.

It is not a pleasant feeling.

Why would you even entertain the idea of them winning, they haven't beaten any competent team at Old Trafford this season.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Why would you even entertain the idea of them winning, they haven't beaten any competent team at Old Trafford this season.

They were legit decent against West Ham. That's the shred of hope I'm desperately clinging to, anyway

 

[Sviatoslav]

Bruno Alves can barely swear in Portuguese, let alone have a normal conversation.

I can just imagine him and Pepe communicating when they play for the national team. Just a bunch of grunts back and forth.

 

[danwarb]

Lovely

Now to turn home and away all green. It's not easy...

 

[Salazar]

They were legit decent against West Ham. That's the shred of hope I'm desperately clinging to, anyway

Substitute a footballer for Ashley Young, and we would probably have doubled our score.

 

[Sviatoslav]

What a shit goal. The magic of AVB.

 

[WJD]

I think we'll do them.

I don't know why. I'm just oddly confident.

 

[Jarnet87]

Why would you even entertain the idea of them winning, they haven't beaten any competent team at Old Trafford this season.

Were gonna win if Moyes plays Mata behind Rooney. Rooney at striker is invincible.

 

[rvy]

I can just imagine him and Pepe communicating when they play for the national team. Just a bunch of grunts back and forth.

lmao yes!

They only bonded because of their violent nature.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Shit. Krylia actually know how to scored a legit goal...unlike us.

 

[Fergie]

Welcome back Yurt & Pulga!

Happy birthday Topo!


I wonder what lineup Moyes will chose tomorrow. He's mixed and matched all season with a lot of failure. I just hope the recent wins with a positive lineups gets in his archaic head.

 

[operon]

Why would you even entertain the idea of them winning, they haven't beaten any competent team at Old Trafford this season.

City losing points benefits Liverpool, doesn't stop us feeling dirty for thinking it

 

[Salazar]

I wonder what lineup Moyes will chose tomorrow. He's mixed and matched all season with a lot of failure. I just hope the recent wins with a positive lineups gets in his archaic head.

I laughed when I read "overload the fullbacks" in Michael Cox's thing.

Gonna be mad runs into our box from that right side. Why even cross it. Skin Evra, if he's even there, and bear in on goal.

 

[Fergie]

@physioroom: #Pellegrini confirms #Aguero & #Nastasic will miss tomorrows Manchester derby #MCFC

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I laughed when I read "overload the fullbacks" in Michael Cox's thing.

Gonna be mad runs into our box from that right side. Why even cross it. Skin Evra, if he's even there, and bear in on goal.

Navas will destroy Evra, it'll feel like he's back in sunny Spain.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Saved a penalty. Still up by 1. DAT AVB!!!

 

[il Diavolo]

Prandelli has signed a 2 year contract extension making him Italy manager until Euro 2016. Probably for the best, not many other Italian managers available who I see doing a better job than Prandelli has.

 

[FootballFan]

I love this GIF.

I love it.

Messi, pls don't join dc89.

 

[calza]

City losing points benefits Liverpool, doesn't stop us feeling dirty for thinking it

A Liverpool fan wanting United to win? You should take a good hard look at yourself.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

.

#brothersinarms
#anewera

 

[Yurt]

Thanks Fergie! <3
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Whatever happened to Bayern's Bundesliga challengers? (Andy Brassell)

we can only win our Scudetto on the 35th game of the season, ffs. Totti pls

Prandelli has signed a 2 year contract extension making him Italy manager until Euro 2016. Probably for the best, not many other Italian managers available who I see doing a better job than Prandelli has.

Good! He may not be the best coach around, but he's classy as hell.

Why even cross it. Skin Evra, if he's even there

Ahahahah fuck

 

[Hixx]

Nile Ranger has been arrested.

Again.

Smashing up taxis this time.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nile Ranger has been arrested.

Again.

Smashing up taxis this time.

He's just a shit Nicklas Bendtner.

 

[Sviatoslav]

smh, not like this. pls

 

[Yurt]

Mario Gomez has torn the same ligament in his left knee. :/

 

[Fergie]

@physioroom: #Moyes inc #MUFC trio #Smalling #Evans #Ferdinand in tomorrows squad but gave no indication on whether they would be fit enough to start

Evans and Jones would be decent.

Mario Gomez has torn the same ligament in his left knee. :/

Really unlucky. I think he's out a week?

 

[Sviatoslav]

We're up by one. Our keeper has stopped two penalties. DAT AVB MAGIC

 

[Zabojnik]

That should be a perfume commercial.

Close enough.

 

[FootballFan]

No good games on today


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[Yurt]

Really unlucky. I think he's out a week?

No way! That's a month at the very least.

Close enough.

I love Pirlo's "This is all beneath me" look

 

[Clegg]

Think we're gonna see a lot more of Jones at cb from now on. Give him some time this season and have him ready for next season without Rio and Vidic. He's been p decent the last few games too.

 

[Sviatoslav]

No good games on today

Fuck off, mate. DAT RPL