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[Baconsaurus Rex]

If you love fish I suppose.

Well you know what Scandinavians do with fish right?

Bury it to let it rot and make it extra smelly

 

[rvy]

Well you know what Scandinavians do with fish right?

Bury it to make let it rot and make it extra smelly

And then cook it?

 

[Hixx]

damn

Ultimate team is the worst thing to happen to FIFA

Best mode after clubs.

Tho it makes me want to put my foot through my monitor.

 

[Zabojnik]

Napoli need to score two more, methinks. I don't trust their defense at all.

 

[Kikarian]

playing seasons atm on UCK_MY_ICK. 25-5-1 record atm. Should have at least 10 more wins if the quitters matches counted..

think I have a few more wins but a lot more losses and draws.

What division are you in?

 

[mellz]

Basel fans throwing stuff at Salzburg and AR.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

And then cook it?

or can it

 

[subtles]

These Porto players are cunts.

 

[Arnie]

I know I'm late to it but FUCK ME that AVB clip is hilarious.

yesss presss

yessss

yesssssss

RUGHHHG YEEAAAASSSSSS


NOW IS THE TIME

 

[mellz]

Salzburg - Basel abandoned atm

 

[Feorax]

Well since we're on the subject of fifa.

Plat get (finally).

Might trade the fucker in, frustrating as hell.

 

[systemfehler]

FC Basel sponsored by tradition and Novartis "fans" are not happy in Salzburg and started throwing stuff. Ref sent the players in the catacombs again. Hope the game continues soon.

 

[Oersted]

5 minutes break.

 

[Elchele]

Basel fans can't just accept they are going to lose against RB Salzburg either way. pls understand

 

[Zabojnik]

Mertens what are you doing?

 

[systemfehler]

Salzburg game continues after Basel president talked to the "fans".

 

[FootballFan]

think I have a few more wins but a lot more losses and draws.

What division are you in?

I don't know. 6 I think. The matches that aren't counting are killing me. I'd be div 4 by now.

 

[Oersted]

Was the ref applauding XD ?

 

[Sviatoslav]

I know I'm late to it but FUCK ME that AVB clip is hilarious.

yesss presss

yessss

yesssssss

RUGHHHG YEEAAAASSSSSS


NOW IS THE TIME

It's even funnier when you realize that 90% of the squad won't understand wtf he's even saying.

 

[Zabojnik]

What AVB clip?

 

[Kikarian]

I don't know. 6 I think. The matches that aren't counting are killing me. I'd be div 4 by now.

Yeah it's so annoying.

 

[Sviatoslav]

What AVB clip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0&list=UUDkzI249yRSmKfcYJZOlQUw

 

[Wilbur]

now is the time

hahahahahahahahd lhs i l;if;n

 

[subtles]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0&list=UUDkzI249yRSmKfcYJZOlQUw

How did I miss this?

I'm dying.

He's like a damaged artist trying to find his next masterpiece.

 

[Anderson]

.

 

[Broder Salsa]

They all look so confused.

 

[Elchele]

How did I miss this?

I'm dying.

He's like a damaged artist trying to find his next masterpiece.

/DED

 

[Sviatoslav]

Zenit treble 2014/15. You're all just jealous.

 

[Elchele]

:looool Salzburg goalkeeper

 

[Oersted]

That Salzburg game is all over the place.

 

[Meier]

That was sexy stuff from Basel. No final product yet though.

Ooooh more of it and JUST over the bar.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

NOW NOW IS THE TIME

YES YES BLUE

YES

YEEESSS

NOW WIN

WIN

YES

- Andre Villas-Boas, 2014

 

[LegoArmo]

I rage quit Ultimate Team a few months ago, but I might be back now with the free packs and coin boosts. Fuck putting real money into it.

Record is 80-20-50 now, a lot worse than in FIFA 13 but that's to be expected (fuck you, crosses).

 

[Meier]

Aguero is fairly similar to Suarez, just a lot quicker.

I got Suarez in the free packs and he is an assist machine.

Moved from 4-3-3 to 4-1-2-1-2 last night and in his and Negredo's first game together I won 6-0, think he got 4 assists and 2 goals.

Nice! For the life of me, I am just terrible at using skill moves. Always have been. Not entirely sure I'll get the most out of Kun's high dribbling but we'll see. If I don't feel a huge upgrade, I may try and do my other idea of just selling him (I paid 200k for one with Hunter) and then getting Suarez who is apparently like 80k and Toure who is around 100k.

 

[Elchele]

NOW NOW IS THE TIME

YES YES BLUE

YES

YEEESSS

NOW WIN

WIN

YES

- Andre Villas-Boas, 2014

:lol

 

[Sviatoslav]

Football Thread 13/14 |OT17| NOW IS THE TIME

 

[MrKaepora]

- Andre Villas-Boas, 2014

Sure that's not from a porn movie?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Football Thread 13/14 |OT17| NOW IS THE TIME

Having a Russian league title before a bundesliga one


... I like it.

 

[rvy]

- Andre Villas-Boas, 2014

Can this be the thread title?

 

[Meier]

I rage quit Ultimate Team a few months ago, but I might be back now with the free packs and coin boosts. Fuck putting real money into it.

Record is 80-20-50 now, a lot worse than in FIFA 13 but that's to be expected (fuck you, crosses).

My record this time around is much worse than FIFA 13 sadly. Not sure if it's down to the system change or what.. mostly I feel like it's because my players are almost always notably outclassed which definitely helps a good bit. Last year I actually got up and won D1 a few times.. this time, I am languishing down in D6. We'll see how these new cards help.

 

[Zabojnik]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0&list=UUDkzI249yRSmKfcYJZOlQUw

/dead

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Sure that's not from a porn movie?

an AVB porno just be AVB compiling detailed reports about other peoples boners whilst his own penis remains flaccid.

 

[Elchele]

Is he mixing his english with some "vamos, vamos"?

 

[LanceVance]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpvXBPnqqB0&list=UUDkzI249yRSmKfcYJZOlQUw

hahahahahaahahahaha

Do any of them even understand english?

 

[Salvadora]

Is Michy Batshuayi any good? Says he wants to play for Arsenal.

He's Belgian, so I'm assuming the answer is yes.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Can this be the thread title?

It has my blessing

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I like how in the video that training looks like a total fucking mess and you just hear "Good Play!"

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I know I'm late to it but FUCK ME that AVB clip is hilarious.

yesss presss

yessss

yesssssss

RUGHHHG YEEAAAASSSSSS


NOW IS THE TIME

PRESSING IS YOUR DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Sviatoslav]

hahahahahaahahahaha

Do any of them even understand english?

Since that training was basically for players that didn't play last night + youngsters from the youth team...nope.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Is Michy Batshuayi any good? Says he wants to play for Arsenal.

He's Belgian, so I'm assuming the answer is yes.

We've certainly been lacking some crazy dreads after the departure of Gervinho

That should do the trick.