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[Blablurn]

Is today the day we win the title? Dortmund, schlacke pls

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I've only heard Arnie and Wilbur, aside from snippets of Wooden and Sleepless

Talking of accents has everyone seen this girl from xfactors impression of a Jamaican?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSeuDhtCBwY

That's what I imagine the propulsion of vomit through the trachea sounds like when slowed down.

 

[Lambda Pie]

yes, it's gonna be 503 Service Unavailable for United.

 

[bobito]

Go on ...

Last night on a night I got back together with an old gf. How early can I break it up?

 

[dc89]

Talking of accents has everyone seen this girl from xfactors impression of a Jamaican?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jSeuDhtCBwY

WTF. What the fuck have you just showed me!? Ahhhh I can't be so mad, Perrie is in the video.

HNNG

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Innit annoying when your hair and stubble are at the ideal length, but you know it will only last a week max


Draw>>>>>Arsenal>Chelsea


If we fuck up at 3pm, I'll caress Rodgers' face at a velocity of 100mph

 

[GorillaJu]

I've only heard Arnie and Wilbur, aside from snippets of Wooden and Sleepless



That's what I imagine the propulsion of vomit through the trachea sounds like when slowed down.

You have heard me as well on TLOU though only briefly.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

You have heard me as well on TLOU though only briefly.

Oh yeah, I remember being surprised as I'd always assumed you were a Brit living in Japan

3 matches to watch today, and El Classico tomorrow. Boss.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The day-to-day at Celtic must be soul-crushingly dull. Nothing to fight for, nobody to fight with, nothing to worry about.

They must be in a kind of purgatory, just waiting for Rangers to get back into the SPL and put a bit of spark back into their existence and semi-relevance, which is copdependent on Rangers.


edit: fuck's sake

Ask the mods to aim well.

 

[Blablurn]

Jack. If you read this. I kinda want Ground Zeroes.

Story Spoiler:

Spoiler

A bomb in her vagina? Rape?

Will buy for 10 bucks in the future. Or maybe even less.

 

[GorillaJu]

Jack. If you read this. I kinda want Ground Zeroes.

Story Spoiler:

Spoiler

A bomb in her vagina? Rape?

Will buy for 10 bucks in the future. Or maybe even less.

Spoiler

I think it's in her vag. There is that reference in MGS1 where Meryl says women have more hiding places than men.

 

[Blablurn]

Spoiler

I think it's in her vag. There is that reference in MGS1 where Meryl says women have more hiding places than men.

Would make sense. It's so crazy. Isn't she like underage too?

 

[GorillaJu]

Would make sense. It's so crazy. Isn't she like underage too?

No idea. But I have a feeling being under age isn't a consideration for anything in war lol

 

[Blablurn]

No idea. But I have a feeling being under age isn't a consideration for anything in war lol

True True lol

 

[Milchmonster]

I'm sorry Sviat, I gave it all my best.

 

[Timbuktu]

This Sturridge quote today give me the feels

“When we were at Chelsea together Fernando Torres would always say: ‘Liverpool is amazing,’ always,” the 24-year-old recalls. “Yossi Benayoun was the same. They both said it was the best club they had played for and that the fans will make you feel amazing."

The nostalgia must killing Torres right now.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I hate the early kick off

 

[Blablurn]

I hate the early kick off

what do you like?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

what do you like?

3 or 4 pm kick offs. I'll actually be home by that time.

 

[Zabojnik]

:O I hope you're kidding. He joked about how fast and loud he talks to someone who was interviewing him earlier today since they couldn't keep up writing notes and asked to record him.

Meier's the last person I'd suspect of being racist. I mean he's ginger for pity's sake!

It takes a special kind of arsehole to be a ginger racist.

I was totally not joking.

Juve vs Benfica would be a hell of a EL final, hope it happens

Yes, hell is right.

 

[Blablurn]

3 or 4 pm kick offs. I'll actually be home by that time.

makes sense. just checked... wow, didnt know u guys r playing chelsea. now i understand your feelings

 

[LTWheels]

From doing a bit of reading this morning, seems like Coady has come on leaps and bounds on his loan to Sheffield. Seems to be our most successful loan.

Maybe we don't need to spend money on another DM in the summer.

 

[3Sixty]

Hate playing on Sundays.

 

[Hixx]

I hate playing on any day that ends in 'day'.

 

[$200]

4th trophy, hooray!

 

[Broder Salsa]

I hate football.

 

[Blablurn]

I hate football.

Hvorfor? Hvad sker der?

 

[Ushojax]

I hope we play Adebayor and Chadli together tomorrow, fuck Soldado. Harry Kane should be ahead of him now.

 

[Zabojnik]

I hate football.

WoodenLung
(The New) Mr. Negativity
(Today, 10:07 AM)

 

[Blablurn]

WoodenLung
(The New) Mr. Negativity
(Today, 10:07 AM)

what happened to the old one. havent seen him in a long time.

 

[Vivalaraza]

David is the best GK pornstar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndhmdwIswp8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhXM5W43ZRY

God I love him.

Evras reactions :lol

WTF. What the fuck have you just showed me!? Ahhhh I can't be so mad, Perrie is in the video.

HNNG

The other ones hotter.

Perrie isn't even hot.

 

[Zabojnik]

what happened to the old one. havent seen him in a long time.

He finally found a way out.

Spoiler

No idea.

 

[Milchmonster]

Just realized this:

Tuesday: Schlake (H)
Saturday: Stuttgart (A)
Wednesday: Madrid (A) CL
Saturday: Wolfsburg (H)
Tuesday: Madrid (H) CL
Saturday: Bayern (A)
Tuesday: Wolfsburg (H) DFB cup
Saturday: Mainz (H)

We're already dead. We should just say CL was fun while it lasted and concentrate on securing our CL spot in the league.

 

[Broder Salsa]

WoodenLung
(The New) Mr. Negativity
(Today, 10:07 AM)

'

what happened to the old one. havent seen him in a long time.

He died in the thief thread.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Redknapp's tribute to Arsene was very touching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEI0p5wkY08

 

[Clegg]

Watching that De Gea video and I'd forgotten some of the saves he made in his first season. The one against Newcastle was especially good. Shot with power from about 8 yards out, bouncing up and he still this it over the bar.

He's gonna miss him when he gets fucked off by Moyes.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Oh hey I actually won't miss the game today.

Watch us get smashed by that Portuguese twat now.

 

[Salvadora]

Szczesny, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Gibbs, Arteta, Rosicky, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Cazorla, Podolski, Giroud

Fabianski, Vermaelen, Jenkinson, Flamini, Kallstrom, Sanogo, Gnabry

KALLSTROMMMMMMMMMMMM

I'm so nervous. Our title ambitions are on the line.

 

[dc89]

Kallstrom on the bench? Who is he?
A kid that's come through the ranks?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Arsenals team looks weak.

 

[Ushojax]

I guess with Ramires suspended there isn't too much to worry about from Chelsea's CMs, surely Flamini would be playing otherwise.

 

[Salvadora]

I guess with Ramires suspended there isn't too much to worry about from Chelsea's CMs, surely Flamini would be playing otherwise.

Cech; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta; Matic, David Luiz; Schurrle, Oscar, Hazard; Eto'o

Luiz in midfield.

Hopefully we'll merk him.

 

[WJD]

Chelsea win please.

 

[Mr Cola]

Navas wears size 6 boots :O

Thats kind of incredible

 

[Gareth Bale]

I think I speak for everyone when I say I hope a team kicks the ball into the goal

 

[dc89]

Navas wears size 6 boots :O

Thats kind of incredible

Shaun Wright-Phillips wears size 5. I remember that fact from a City match day programme haha! I think he had the smallest feet in the PL at the time, and Kanu had the largest at size 13/14

---

CityGAF.

http://instagram.com/p/l190CwB7Ve/

Aguero in training, working hard on fitness.

 

[wedward]

We are gunna scrape them.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Chelsea win please.

Going to draw.

 

[Splatt]

Kallstrom on the bench? Who is he?
A kid that's come through the ranks?

I can't believe you don't know who Kallstrom is.

dc pls

 

[Elchele]

I'm sorry Sviat, I gave it all my best.

wut