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[Salazar]

I just saw that story about scientists growing vaginas in labs

La Masia 2.0

 

[qindarka]

Sure, but we're talking UEFA here, not a place where logic or fairness resides.

And what exactly is your point?

 

[Yurt]

I just saw that story about scientists growing vaginas in labs and I thought "fleshlight aficionados are about to hit next gen".

I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM

The best thing about the vagina is the woman attached to it. Can they grow women?

 

[LTWheels]

It's a weird legal situation when you consider the nature of sport and power coming from these organisation bodies along side the literal law being applied from the jurisdiction the contract is made.

Add in EU law regarding free movement of workers...

 

[Blablurn]

why do they start with europa league

blatter pls

 

[Jack cw]

why do they start with europa league

blatter pls

Draw has been delayed to 12:28 CET...
And who is the guy in your avatar?

 

[Blablurn]

Draw has been delayed to 12:28 CET...
And who is the guy in your avatar?

Beautiful Nana from Orange Caramel

fuuuck, even more waiting now. plsssssss. give us our next opponent uefa.

 

[qindarka]

Oh, I was just wondering if putting a clearly illegal clause in a contract with full intent could be punished, that's all.

It will be punished by having the clause be deemed void, what more is there to do given that Chelsea haven't actually had the chance of barring Courtois from playing.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

is the draw live streaming anywhere?

yes it is

 

[Jack cw]

is the draw live streaming anywhere?

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2014/draws/round=2000482/index.html

 

[spidye]

La Masia 2.0

/Dead
Rip in peace spidye

 

[Hixx]

We are going to try and sign Josh McEachran to replace Colback.

Suppose that is the level we are at now.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

It's a premier league rule brought in within the last 5 or 6 years that loan players can't play against the clubs that own them.

 

[John Dunbar]

Draw has been delayed to 12:28 CET...
And who is the guy in your avatar?

did they encounter some problem in their rigging? hard to think that picking balls from a bowl could have any problems..

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

the audio for this EL video package was recorded on a phone.

 

[Jack cw]

did they encounter some problem in their rigging? hard to think that picking balls from a bowl could have any problems..

Dont know... They have to please Juve GAF first it appears...

 

[Blablurn]

i cant imagine they will let both madrid teams play each other.

 

[Linius]

Personally I'd say such a thing warrants an investigation on what other stuff Chelsea is pulling that we don't know, but other than that? I don't know, do I look like I follow the legal cases?

Well if we can believe Jordania Chelsea is telling Vitesse that they can't win the Dutch league.

 

[Jack cw]

i cant imagine they will let both madrid teams play each other.

UEFAlona will make it happen.

 

[Linius]

What the fuck Bayern Gaf? Everyone is following in Fry's footsteps with these horrible name changes.

 

[Blablurn]

yay, yurt vs lambda

 

[Lambda Pie]

Benfica v Juve
Sevilha v Valencia

bye bye Yurt.

 

[pulga]

Dont be a hypocrite plug. Your Barca bashing wasnt so classy either and unlike you, we didnt lose our quarterfinal.

The fuck does Barca have to do with Bayern?

 

[Walshy]

Juve vs Benfica semi final will be fun.

 

[Jack cw]

yay, yurt vs lambda

Bye bye Juve GAF

The fuck does Barca have to do with Bayern?

FCB - FCB
Tiki Taka - Tiki Taka
Pep - Pep

 

[bjaelke]

Yes Juve.

 

[Blablurn]

Paul Breitner: “We don’t mind who we get, but there is one team everyone wants to avoid

 

[Lambda Pie]

this is the true EL final, fuck the mid-table spaniard shite.

 

[qindarka]

Hope we don't get Atletico anyway just to avoid any future shenanigans.

 

[Jack cw]

Paul Breitner: “We don’t mind who we get, but there is one team everyone wants to avoid

LOL, Breitner has surely a GAF account.

 

[ashecitism]

what's with this drawn-out presentation, jeez

 

[Linius]

Juve will kick Benficas arse from here to infinity hopefully. And then a Spanish midtable club will win the finale. It's written in the stars.

 

[Yurt]

good draw

I'd rather take Benfica over two legs

 

[Jack cw]

UEFA made sure there is no all Spanish final in EL. Platini pls.

 

[bud23]

Paul Breitner: “We don’t mind who we get, but there is one team everyone wants to avoid

Yeah.

 

[spidye]

I'm normally no fashion nazi but what the hell pavel. Buy better shoes!

 

[bone_and_sinew]

I want the Madrid Derby on one side and Pep vs Mou 2: Electric Boogaloo on the other.

 

[Hixx]

Juve's conversion rate is 8%

A team full of Altidores yet they are in the EL semi final and top of Serie A...

 

[Blablurn]

FINALLY

 

[Lambda Pie]

would rather paint Torino red in the final vs Juve but i'll take this.

we win 2-0 at home, 1-1 or 2-2 draw in Italy.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

UEFA made sure there is no all Spanish final in EL. Platini pls.

French ppl can't stand Spanish domination.

We keep winning Roland Garros tournaments.

We keep winning Tour de france races.

We keep winning World Cups and Eurocups.

So salty, platini.

 

[Portugeezer]

Now the good stuff

 

[John Dunbar]

does that bald guy really need notes to remember these questions?

 

[bjaelke]

Refreshing to see Figo on the stage at a draw.

 

[Blablurn]

i love how they always show that kroos goal. it was his only really, really good game this year.

 

[Yurt]

I'm normally no fashion nazi but what the hell pavel. Buy better shoes!

Shut up

Juve's conversion rate is 8%

A team full of Altidores yet they are in the EL semi final and top of Serie A...

Loooooooooooooool

But we average 20 shots per game (the most) in Europe so it's fine.

 

[Blablurn]

plsssssssssssssssssss

 

[Hixx]

I wish they would hurry up so I can go and have a FUCKING SHIT

 

[pulga]

Chelsea plsssss

 

[Ushojax]

decima is dead