Just to go back on something from last night that I was too tired to stress. Carroll wasn't that bad a signing, in the end.
Yes, the money was ludicrous, but it was offset by what we received for a far less capable Fernando Torres.
And he scored two winners against Everton (priceless), one of them in an FA Cup Semi Final at Wembley, as well as playing a vital role in knocking United out of that same competition. Then we received half of his transfer fee back.
It's not a good signing by any means, but the likes of Lamela, Soldado, Fellaini, and dare I fucking say it Mesut Ozil have the potential to be far less fruitful.