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[Broder Salsa]

Watch some Paradise Hotel, it will push you to the edge of jumping of a building, headfirst!

Sorry, I'm busy watching Puk Elgård on DR1. She's sailing around to our islands, making food, very adventurous woman.

 

[subtles]

Moyes' away record is really good.

The Theatre of Dreams refuses to embrace him.

 

[Arnie]

In a cafe.

Ordered breakfast and a tea.

No newspaper and my 3G is all gone.

Just me and the food.

Me and the silence.

The silence. Before the roar.

 

[Tc91]

People seem to be forgetting that if Chelsea beat Liverpool it's back in city's hands.

City to win it on goal difference again.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Splatt]

People seem to be forgetting that if Chelsea beat Liverpool it's back in city's hands.

City to win it on goal difference again.

People also forget that both City and Liverpool are facing C.Palace away.

One of them is going to drop points there.

 

[subtles]

We don't forget.

We take it one weekend at a time.

 

[L1NETT]

What are the odds on a Van Wolfswinkel hat-trick?

101-1

I might see if I can bet if he'll get 3 touches or less.

 

[FootballFan]

People seem to be forgetting that if Chelsea beat Liverpool it's back in city's hands.

City to win it on goal difference again.

We aren't forgetting anything.

Nothing stops this train.

Liverpool will win the title. I can barely remember the last time they did it.

 

[Blablurn]

HALA LIVERPOOL! #TheThirstIsReal

 

[KidA Seven]

Moyes' away record is really good.

The Theatre of Dreams refuses to embrace him.

What's our away record against the best teams though?

 

[WJD]

United are playing a football match today

what a day to be alive

the excitement is quite overbearing

I hope we win

that would be nice

I guess

 

[Arnie]

Crystal Palace have a bigger win streak than United this season.

Fuck me.

 

[Salazar]

Woke up bathing in my sweat hoping it was just a bad dream

Threw up

Contemplated penetrating my penis hole with a fork

Lots of regrets

This is the day

Incidentally, Wooden, what proportion, roughly, of the catastrophic porn mishap terror entertainment you watch involves permanent physical damage ?

 

[subtles]

What's our away record against the best teams though?

It doesn't matter, it's in the past.

Shinji-Juan-Adnan

Have brought a bright future under Moyes.

 

[Salazar]

It doesn't matter, it's in the past.

Shinji-Juan-Adnan

Have brought a bright future under Moyes.

No chance Moyes plays our most effective attacking players in concert. Not today.

 

[KidA Seven]

No chance Moyes plays our most effective attacking players in concert. Not today.

You never know. Remember, we are just going out there to enjoy ourselves.

 

[Arnie]

Reading the Mail on Sunday

Wenger refuting suggestions Arsenal have fallen behind Liverpool this season

Refuting

Luckily, mon amis, it's not open to debate

 

[Salazar]

You never know. Remember, we are just going out there to enjoy ourselves.

Verbatim - the words of coaches of football teams whose players can only kick the ball a yard.

That's the discursive domain of "just enjoy yourselves". Little uns kickabout.

 

[Blablurn]

Verbatim - the words of coaches of football teams whose players can only kick the ball a yard.

That's the discursive domain of "just enjoy yourselves". Little uns kickabout.

It's not Nana in your avatar or is it?

 

[FortuneFaded]

Same as Wilbur going a day without posting atleast one nude pic.

Has anyone made an online archive?

 

[subtles]

No chance Moyes plays our most effective attacking players in concert. Not today.

I would immediately intercede and fire him if he played Young and Valencia.

Bloody hell. How many steps back will he take everytime he's shown the way?

 

[Salazar]

It's not Nana in your avatar or is it?

Gyuri, bruv

 

[Walshy]

Gerrard
Allen - Lucas

Going to be interesting seeing Lucas further up the pitch.

 

[Feorax]

The way Norwich have formatted their team selection is interesting. Are they playing a diamond too?

 

[Blablurn]

Gyuri, bruv

aaah! i wasnt sure. thanks!

 

[subtles]

am I mistaken, or did Mourinho praise the standard of refereeing when we lost at Stamford Bridge?

 

[Pachimari]

Buhu, our match against Real Valladolid has been delayed till May 7. Which means Cristiano will probably be available for the match and that we have more preparing time for the Bayern match on Wednesday.

 

[Blablurn]

I hope Cristiano makes it. Can't wait for the game.

 

[subtles]

Chelsea are the only team to have beaten Norwich by more than 1 goal at home this season.

LFC have scored 93 goals this PL season - no team has scored 90+ goals in the top-flight and not won the title since 1965/66

 

[Yurt]

we need 4 (or 5?) points from:

Sassuolo vs Juventus
Juventus vs Atalanta (Fadetoblack will be in the stands!)
Roma vs Juventus
Juventus vs Cagliari

94+ points to win a title...the fuck Roma

Incidentally, Wooden, what proportion, roughly, of the catastrophic porn mishap terror entertainment you watch involves permanent physical damage ?

permanent psychological damage I'VE SEEN THINGS SAL...fucking bud and Wooden

 

[Vivalaraza]

Welbeck the latest unhappy under Moyes.

Was a rumour he handed a transfer request in a few weeks ago. Thought it must have been complete bullshit. Maybe not...

Fucking hell.

 

[Walshy]

Chelsea are the only team to have beaten Norwich by more than 1 goal at home this season.

LFC have scored 93 goals this PL season - no team has scored 90+ goals in the top-flight and not won the title since 1965/66

Going to be much tougher than some fans think. Their results at home this season have been:

Norwich 1-1 Fulham
Norwich 1-0 Hull
Norwich 0-0 Newcastle
Norwich 0-0 Man City
Norwich 1-0 Tottenham
Norwich 1-1 Stoke
Norwich 2-0 Sunderland
Norwich 0-1 West Brom

We need to blow them away in the first thirty minutes like we have done to sides at home. Allen and Lucas need to be on top form, hopefully Suarez ends his drought of not scoring in two games.

 

[L1NETT]

Danny no!

Welbeck considering Man U future

Potential target for Arsenal n Spurs

Could see him at Arsenal.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Now is the time

We don't let this slip

Destiny Awaits

YNWA

Spoiler

#ForThePlayers

 

[cookie-monster]

LFC have scored 93 goals this PL season - no team has scored 90+ goals in the top-flight and not won the title since 1965/66

at least one of LFC and MCFC will fit that statistic this season.

 

[Yurt]

Welbeck the latest unhappy under Moyes.

Was a rumour he handed a transfer request in a few weeks ago. Thought it must have been complete bullshit. Maybe not...

Fucking hell.

he's not United material anyway

 

[Sane_Man]

Going to be much tougher than some fans think. Their results at home this season have been:

Norwich 1-1 Fulham
Norwich 1-0 Hull
Norwich 0-0 Newcastle
Norwich 0-0 Man City
Norwich 1-0 Tottenham
Norwich 1-1 Stoke
Norwich 2-0 Sunderland
Norwich 0-1 West Brom

We need to blow them away in the first thirty minutes like we have done to sides at home. Allen and Lucas need to be on top form, hopefully Suarez ends his drought of not scoring in two games.

It will be tough, but most of the teams you've named there aren't particularly good. We're a different outfit. Unless we have a mare (which is still possible) we should beat them.

 

[LanceVance]

Got my united trainer socks on

Let's do this Moyes

On a train till 5 though so gunna miss the first half

 

[cookie-monster]

Norwich 0-0 Man City

this is the only standout result for me. All the others are typical.

 

[FootballFan]

Going to be much tougher than some fans think. Their results at home this season have been:

Norwich 1-1 Fulham
Norwich 1-0 Hull
Norwich 0-0 Newcastle
Norwich 0-0 Man City
Norwich 1-0 Tottenham
Norwich 1-1 Stoke
Norwich 2-0 Sunderland
Norwich 0-1 West Brom

We need to blow them away in the first thirty minutes like we have done to sides at home. Allen and Lucas need to be on top form, hopefully Suarez ends his drought of not scoring in two games.

Can't tell which match is the latest, but either way:

Draw at home vs Fulham = lol
Losing at home vs W.Brom = lol

Liverpool got this.

You have to believe.

ynwa

 

[subtles]

Rodgers: “I look forward to new pitches at Melwood and Anfield. That’ll quicken up our game again, because the pitches aren’t very good”

Hhhnnnnngggghhhh

It seems Henderson traveled with the squad but Sturridge stayed behind.

 

[Gareth Bale]

People seem to be forgetting that if Chelsea beat Liverpool it's back in city's hands.

City to win it on goal difference again.

Mourinho will lose that game on purpose so he can claim City failed by not winning the league

#mindgames

 

[CecilRousso]

People also forget that both City and Liverpool are facing C.Palace away.

One of them is going to drop points there.

Crystal Palace have a bigger win streak than United this season.

Fuck me.

Mmmm......keep em coming.

 

[WJD]

Danny no!

 

[RaikuHebi]

Please based Norwich.

Please based Hull.

Please based Everton.

Please based West Brom.

Redeem my Easter.

 

[Salazar]

Watching Line of Duty S2.

Almost purely for Vicky McClure. Gorgeous woman.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Nathan Barley :lol

 

[Salvadora]

Danny no!

Welbeck considering Man U future

Potential target for Arsenal n Spurs

Could see him at Arsenal.

Please keep "dat guy" as far away from Arsenal as possible.

 

[LTWheels]

Interested to see how we play with Henderson and Sturridge missing.