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[dalVlatko]

Chelsea XI vs Atletico: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Mikel, Luiz, Lampard, Ramires, Willian, Torres. (UEFA)

wut

Van Ginkel is back on the bench though

 

[Mr Cola]

Chelsea XI vs Atletico: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Mikel, Luiz, Lampard, Ramires, Willian, Torres.

D:

That is not a very threatening side

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Chelsea XI vs Atletico: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Mikel, Luiz, Lampard, Ramires, Willian, Torres.

Woooooooooooooooow.

Now that's a negative fucking line-up.

 

[LegoArmo]

That's a bad Chelsea line up.

It's all up to you, Willian, basically.

 

[Walshy]

José parking the bus?

 

[justjohn]

Mou is trying to get sacked so he can go to utd.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Chelsea XI vs Atletico: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Mikel, Luiz, Lampard, Ramires, Willian, Torres. (UEFA)

wut

Van Ginkel is back on the bench though

There are minus-goals in that side.

 

[L1NETT]

That's a "please sack me" line up

Ramires and Mikel

Yelp

Beaten by Justjohn!

 

[bud23]

2001-2014

13 years have passed between these two images.

Tonight Torres will play against Atlético at the Calderón for the first time.

YES, it´s Torres time.

Spoiler

RIP Chelsea

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Van Ginkel is back on the bench though

him being on the bench is crazy. His first game back could be a Semi Final of the Champions League haha.

 

[Scum]

Chelsea XI vs Atletico: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Mikel, Luiz, Lampard, Ramires, Willian, Torres.

Mou will be out of a job if he carries on li-

Ohhhhhhhh.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I've said it before but I want all of the "Class of '92" lot out of the club.

Holding the club back in the name of 'soul' or 'heart' some other irritating, meaningless label. They've done nothing to show they have anything to offer as non-players.

I want people who are good at their jobs at the club.

You're wrong, horse.

 

[ShogunDarius]

Chelsea XI vs Atletico: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Mikel, Luiz, Lampard, Ramires, Willian, Torres.

looks like i'd rather go for the premiership team

 

[K1LLER7]

Torres x3

He is GOAT in CL and for Spain.

 

[Carbonox]

i need to whack one off right here but my dog is laying on my lap

shit


what do i do gaf


do i use the dog as a fleshlight?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

You're wrong, horse.

Well you said Klopp wasn't coming which you were right about but you're still wrong.

 

[rodvik]

Best part of this pic is the fact that they photoshopped the mouse from off the table to actually on the mouse pad.

Brilliant.

 

[Walshy]

i need to whack one off right here but my dog is laying on my lap

shit


what do i do gaf


do i use the dog as a fleshlight?

move the dog?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

HITCHER

Spoiler

apparently you can use the uber awesome Gower's Ring of Protection to negate his fire's damage (if it hits your back when running away from it). It'll soak up five hits before it breaks, so use a Bracing Knuckle Ring to make it last longer

NG+ only

At a bit of an impasse.

Spoiler

1. Vendrick, destroying me, struggling to get the positioning right on his left leg, barely getting 3 hits in before he kills me (might Astetic Blood Gulch for an extra Giant Soul)
2. Darklurker, can't be bothered with him yet, though I'm probably levelled enough to beat him now
3. Ancient Dragon, takes too long to get there
4. Story-path, would let me complete Cale and Naavlan questlines. Not sure if I could accidentally stumble into a point of no return, preventing me from doing those optional bosses

Did all the memories just now. Not a fan of certain NPC's stories only being completable by summoning them for boss fights, it's like I'm being punished because I like to go it alone. Also yet to use an Astetic or Soul Vessel

 

[LegoArmo]

i need to whack one off right here but my dog is laying on my lap

shit


what do i do gaf


do i use the dog as a fleshlight?

Great minds think alike.

 

[Broder Salsa]

i need to whack one off right here but my dog is laying on my lap

shit


what do i do gaf


do i use the dog as a fleshlight?

Find some peanut butter or nutella. Let it assist you.

 

[Lakitu]

It's obvious what Mourinho is trying to do. Not many goals in that line-up but I can see them getting a draw.

 

[bud23]

Atleti: Courtois; Juanfran, Miranda, Godín, Filipe; Mario, Gabi; Koke, Raúl García, Diego; Diego Costa


Don't fail us Pathetico

let's do it, atleti.

 

[The Atticus]

Brb, changing my name to Atticus Torrest

 

[Broder Salsa]

José parking the bus?

Anything else against Atletico away would be suicide, there's nothing they would love more than to have Chelsea get caught up. It's up to them to create the first match, not Chelsea.

 

[Scum]

Torres hattrick.

 

[Ushojax]

Chelsea XI vs Atletico: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Mikel, Luiz, Lampard, Ramires, Willian, Torres. (UEFA)

wut

Van Ginkel is back on the bench though

What a shit team. That midfield is going to be painful to watch.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Duncan Castles ‏@DuncanCastles 2m

Roberto Di Matteo also short listed for Manchester United job. #MUFC #CFC #ITA http://www.oneworldsports.com/stories/man-utd-interested-reals-carlo-ancelotti …

Castles is on a fucking wind-up today.

 

[rodvik]

Park the bus. Nick a goal and bask in tactical mastery or lose and blame the ref.

Make it so Jose.

 

[kmax]

Okay, prediction time.

2-0 to Atletico Madrid. Chelsea will play better than that embarassing display against Sunderland, but Atletico will pressure them out of their comfort zone and score a few. I expect Mourinho to park the bus.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Castles is on a fucking wind-up today.

:lol

:lol

:lol

Has he ever got anything right?

 

[justjohn]

Castles is on a fucking wind-up today.

He's a champions league winning manager. What's the problem?

 

[rodvik]

Castles is on a fucking wind-up today.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27115841

Notice Alex has NOT taken himself out of the running! There is hope yet!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

:lol

:lol

:lol

Has he ever got anything right?

Unless it's Chelsea or Leeds, no.

 

[K1LLER7]

Castles is on a fucking wind-up today.

Time to start a twitter and say United have short-listed another manager every 10 minutes.

 

[hiroshawn]

Okay, prediction time.

2-0 to Atletico Madrid. Chelsea will play better than that embarassing display against Sunderland, but Atletico will pressure them out of their comfort zone and score a few. I expect Mourinho to park the bus.

I just put 10 on a 4-0 drubbing parlay with Costa being first and 3rd scorer.

 

[Carbonox]

Sky Sources understand that David Moyes has been shortlisted for the vacant Man Utd job.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Sky Sources understand that David Moyes has been shortlisted for the vacant Man Utd job.

I've always liked him. Good luck to him.

 

[Barzul]

I just put 10 on a 4-0 drubbing parlay with Costa being first and 3rd scorer.

When was the last time a Mourinho team lost by > 4 goals? Beside the Barca losses when he was at RM, nothing comes to mind.

 

[Scum]

What a shit team. That midfield is going to be painful to watch.

I just put 10 on a 4-0 drubbing parlay with Costa being first and 3rd scorer.

Chelsea win it is then.

 

[Walshy]

Anything else against Atletico away would be suicide, there's nothing they would love more than to have Chelsea get caught up. It's up to them to create the first match, not Chelsea.

Makes sense, considering how much Oscar is under performing and lack of attacking options.

You'll go through if you hold Aletico to a draw tonight.

 

[bud23]

Atletico 3-1 Chelsea

 

[hiroshawn]

When was the last time a Mourinho team lost by > 4 goals? Beside the Barca losses when he was at RM, nothing comes to mind.

I bet on intuition, bot history.

 

[Blablurn]

I bet on intuition, bot history.

you shouldnt bet anymore at all

 

[Vivalaraza]

Makes sense, considering how much Oscar is under performing and lack of attacking options.

You'll go through if you hold Aletico to a draw tonight.

You can't see them winning at Stamford Bridge?

Unless there's a big win for either side tonight this one is going to be finely balanced IMO.

 

[bud23]

I hope Atletico doesn't fuck up, it would be a shame to have another CL final without a Spanish team.

 

[Meier]

I just put 10 on a 4-0 drubbing parlay with Costa being first and 3rd scorer.

The Prince will become a King today.

I actually think Chelsea will win. Just got a feeling.

 

[Mr Cola]

Sky is saying that Giggs was responsible for Round and Lumsden leaving, I dont think thats likely true I imagine they left with Moyes and Giggs asked Phil/Woods to stay.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

 

[The_Hitcher89]

VAMOS ATLETICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





Doesn't really feel like a big CL day, since all the focus has been on Man Utd