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[Lunchbox]

Your team got knocked out of a first tier European competition by third tier teams, then knocked out of the second tier competition. You're out of the domestic cups and all you have left is the league which you won't win.

We've all been laughing for months, glad you could join us.

below newcastle about to go below swansea

and talking shit about the league leaders and their european competition which you cant even qualify for



:lol liverpool, you cant make this up

 

[Manager]

Yes you can, just ask Eto 'defending' Ballack's shot in the last few minutes of the 2009 champions league semi final match.

So you're saying that decision was correct?

 

[Phantast2k]

Dante: traitor ;D

 

[Milchmonster]

That will give Dante a nice extra pay next season.

 

[Mastadon]

Nah not real-

Oh wait, it does. League position doesn't matter because the Carling Cup and sponsorship deals are the hip and happening trophies.

Anyway fuck it, we've been awful in Europe all season and deserved to go out but we're top of the league. Liverpool are 7th. I would even take second over 7th and a Carling Cup.

The Carling Cup is the new Champions League - didn't you get the memo?

 

[GorillaJu]

Nah not real-

Oh wait, it does. League position doesn't matter because the Carling Cup and sponsorship deals are the hip and happening trophies.

Anyway fuck it, we've been awful in Europe all season and deserved to go out but we're top of the league. Liverpool are 7th. I would even take second over 7th and a Carling Cup.

Good for you. Unfortunately second and seventh are about the same value to a team that can't get out of a group stage where the strongest opposition is Basel.

 

[Phoenix Fang]

Shouldn't have taken Suarez off. Seriously wtf was Kenny thinking? Please hurry back Agger.

 

[KidA Seven]

Downing just scored in the FA cup that we knocked you out of. Must hurt more, then.

lolol

 

[Broder Salsa]

So you're saying that decision was correct?

It's doicare. He's clueless so don't bother.

 

[spidye]

That will give Dante a nice extra pay next season.

lol. touché

 

[Stimpy]

edit: no it wasn't. Still Suarez was looking pretty tired at that point so I certainly saw the wisdom in it; besides its not like the lack of Suarez caused Liverpool to concede 2 goals is it?

I think you could make the argument replacing Suarez with Carroll meant we lacked a real threat up front for the last few mins, it certainly would have helped up take the lead again or equalise if he had of been on instead.

 

[doicare]

So you're saying that decision was correct?

The point is more often than not when a shot is smashed at a player from just a few yards out a penalty is not normally given.

 

[Blablurn]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU FUCKING HATERS!! FUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!

 

[Phantast2k]

Okay.

Why would Bayern fans cry about refs is beyond me...

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/...ga/2011-12/elfmeter-schuetzen-der-saison.html

 

[FuturusX]

below newcastle about to go below swansea

and talking shit about the league leaders and their european competition which you cant even qualify for



:lol liverpool, you cant make this up

I only have one question for you. Just one. Why o why, do you never make any attempt to use the basic rules of grammar in your posts? Just curious.

 

[elseanio]

Nah not real-

Oh wait, it does. League position doesn't matter because the Carling Cup and sponsorship deals are the hip and happening trophies.

Anyway fuck it, we've been awful in Europe all season and deserved to go out but we're top of the league. Liverpool are 7th. I would even take second over 7th and a Carling Cup.

So you thought we had a realistic chance of finishing 4th?

These results ultimately mean sod all. 5th-17th, it really doesn't matter right now. Our season in the league has been over for a while. We need better players in the summer.

FA Cup and League Cup will be a nice salvage from this season, but of course every single Liverpool fan will opt for top 4 next season.

 

[Milchmonster]

Don't worry Reus, we'll win this one for you

 

[Wilbur]

Good for you. Unfortunately second and seventh are about the same value to a team that can't get out of a group stage where the strongest opposition is Basel.

And only one of our teams will get another chance to miserably fail in the Champions League next season.

I like you odd morsel but you're being very salty. Then again, you did throw away a 2 goal lead with 13 minutes left against QPR.

The Carling Cup is the new Champions League - didn't you get the memo?

It's certainly as shiny

 

[Blablurn]

Don't worry Reus, we'll win this one for you

u will win shit in berlin

 

[Regulus Tera]

lol what the fuck Villareal

 

[TeegsD]

Oh boy looks like I just walked into a lot of mad

 

[GorillaJu]

I think you could make the argument replacing Suarez with Carroll meant we lacked a real threat up front for the last few mins, it certainly would have helped up take the lead again or equalise if he had of been on instead.

Taking off Suarez who had worked his ass off doesn't bother me. You should rightly expect a team to defend a two goal lead for 15 fucking minutes even without their best striker.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Wait..Liverpool LOST? I thought they drew...

 

[elsk]

Bayern v Dortmund May 12

U MAD REUS?

 

[panty]

What a disgrace of a game this is.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Ooh Bayern vs Dortmund final is going to be so good.

 

[spidye]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU FUCKING HATERS!! FUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!

quoted for truth.


nah we are not bad winners like someone else yesterday. gladbach played fine

 

[Wilbur]

So you thought we had a realistic chance of finishing 4th?

These results ultimately mean sod all. 5th-17th, it really doesn't matter right now. Our season in the league has been over for a while. We need better players in the summer.

FA Cup and League Cup will be a nice salvage from this season, but of course every single Liverpool fan will opt for top 4 next season.

I think at the start of the season 4th was a realistic aim with Arsenal and Chelsea teams in transition. I think it's a failure that you're nowhere near as close as you should be.

Before someone Wayne Rooneys, it'll be a failure if we don't win the league. But after a horrendous injury crisis, top of the league and perhaps likely to finish ahead of a squad like City's, I expected us to be second in the first place.

 

[Blablurn]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEERN

 

[Noirulus]

What a disgrace of a game this is.

The minute you give a shot to Khedira, don't expect it to go anywhere except to the side of the net.

Spoiler

 

[Clegg]

Huh? This is an Arsenal team that was written off a month or two ago and is constantly being described as the worst side in years. Then we are constantly fed the bullshit that Harry Redknapp is an English savior and that Spurs are ready to challenge the best in Europe.

If I was an Arsenal fan I too would be very happy that they have shown some serious guts and determination and gone from a totality write off to 3rd in the league.

Nothing small time about it unless of course your football experiences stretch to clapping at a telly and LOLLING on forums.

Well done Arsenal.

It's great to get one over your rivals but when you look at the larger picture you see that Arsenal still haven't performed up to the standards that they are capable of. I'd like to see them succeed but a 1 point gap over 4th place when you're still miles behind where you want to be isn't great cause for any celebration.

And less of this lolz armchair footballer stuff. It's just nonsense.

 

[bjaelke]

Wait..Liverpool LOST? I thought they drew...

We decided it would be cooler to throw the game completely.

 

[Broder Salsa]

The point is more often than not when a shot is smashed at a player from just a few yards out a penalty is not normally given.

Dammit just told people not to bother but... His arm was in a position it shouldn't be, it was a penalty any day and that is coming from a Chelsea supporter. It's not like Dossenna had any time to react and get his hands down in the Chelsea - Napoli match either but it was still a clear penalty as his hands were in the air the way they were.

 

[Lunchbox]

Wait..Liverpool LOST? I thought they drew...

shh, check out this goal

also carling cup

 

[Stimpy]

Taking off Suarez who had worked his ass off doesn't bother me. You should rightly expect a team to defend a two goal lead for 15 fucking minutes even without their best striker.

A 1 goal lead it was 1-2 when he came off, yes if it was 0-2 I certainly wouldn't have had a problem with it but we are so fragile in defence right now it seemed a risky move.

 

[Noirulus]

what a fucking shot by Alonso! Almost

 

[elsk]

shh, check out this goal

also carling cup

What a shitty goalkeeper haha

 

[panty]

The minute you give a shot to Khedira, don't expect it to go anywhere except to the side of the net.

Spoiler

The goal is over there, how the hell can you miss from there, at least shoot towards the keeper.

Marcelo has been our best forward.

 

[Noirulus]

Altintop can't play for shit... wtf was Mou thinking?

 

[Blablurn]

coooome on villareal!!! would be glorious if they can steal some points from madrid.

 

[Madridy]

FUCK YES RONALDOOOOOOO

 

[Noirulus]

ROOOONALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

FUCKING PASS BY OZIL MY GOODDNESSS

 

[Wilbur]

Ozil is god

 

[Regulus Tera]

poor Villareal

poor Barcelolna

 

[Milchmonster]

nah we are not bad winners like someone else yesterday. gladbach played fine

lol what

 

[Madridy]

Ozil u magnificent son-of-bitch!!!

 

[Blablurn]

sry barca fans. i jinxed it haha

 

[elsk]

lol what

Milan?

 

[doicare]

It's doicare. He's clueless so don't bother.

Please tell me more.

Dammit just told people not to bother but... His arm was in a position it shouldn't be, it was a penalty any day and that is coming from a Chelsea supporter. It's not like Dossenna had any time to react and get his hands down in the Chelsea - Napoli match either but it was still a clear penalty as his hands were in the air the way they were.

For every example you can think of where a penalty was given for a 'handball' from a close range shot i'll show you an example of one where it wasn't given.

 

[panty]

Okay, your streams are WAY ahead of mine...

ROONAAALDOOOOO. 3 more and I'm satisfied.