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[Gareth Bale]

I can't believe some of you thought he would get time to turn things around.

 

[Sleepy]

Called it...

 

[Kyoufu]

AVB sacked? Called it.

You and a million others.

 

[Salazar]

What happened?

There will be a gif before I post this, but he went and wound up MoN when the pen got given.

Ah, in before the gif. Basically just saying " take that you fucker".

 

[defel]

Chelsea have treated their managers so poorly that the position has become toxic. It makes the management position at Chelsea more and more undesirable.

 

[madmackem]

Should be a draw this, we would be very lucky to come out with three points if it happends today.

 

[Lunchbox]

villas boas for ingurland !

 

[offshore]

God, Lovernkrands.

Really scraping the barrel now

 

[Keio]

Lovalova! So many chances for Newcastle but nervous attempts to finish...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Anyone got fady on suicide watch? and where is he?!

 

[Kyoufu]

Should be a draw this, we would be very lucky to come out with three points if it happends today.

You guys got the points in the bag. Well played.

 

[Scum]

AVB has been sacked

Andre Villa-Boas has parted company with Chelsea Football Club today. The board would like to record our gratitude for his work and express our disappointment that the relationship has ended so early. Unfortunately the results and performances of the team have not been good enough and were showing no signs of improving at a key time in the season. The club is still competing in the latter stages of the Uefa Champions League and the FA Cup, as well as challenging for a top-four spot in the Premier League, and we aim to remain as competitive as possible on all fronts.

With that in mind we felt our only option was to make a change at this time. With immediate effect Roberto Di Matteo has been appointed first team coach on an interim basis until the end of the season.​

What a joke. Cha-ching!

 

[mxgt]

Chelsea are a fucking joke of a club. Still I'm surprised he lasted as long as he did seeing as they fired Ancelotti after a 2nd place league finish

 

[madmackem]

God, Lovernkrands.

Really scraping the barrel now

Dont worry still time for shola.

 

[offshore]

Dont worry still time for shola.

Shola's time been and gone. He should have taken the penalty.

 

[Stubo]

Not surprised to hear the news about AVB, it was always coming. That said, I don't agree with the decision at all. Great manager, I can't think of many who'd be able to do better with Chelsea in their current state.

 

[Kyoufu]

Wouldn't be surprised to see Pardew sacked sometime next season.

 

[madmackem]

You guys got the points in the bag. Well played.

Still time, i think we had best of first but have been hanging on second half.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Ergh. Here we go again, Chelsea.

 

[Labadal]

Lol at Ba, that was as bad as a Liverpool penalty. Chelsea and Newcastle lose, if we had beaten Arsenal yesterday... Lol at Liverpool.

Feel bad for AVB. Wouldn't mind seeing him at LFC with Kenny and then he takes full charge in 2 years.

 

[Anderson]

Chelsea job now up there with England and Real Madrid as unmanageable positions.

Jose probably has madrids best team in past few years and yet is being forced out in the summer

 

[Sleepy]

Di Matteo?! Lol No chance of Champions League next season.

 

[kharma45]

Fuck sake Sunderland.

 

[offshore]

Pardew ain't getting sacked...

AMEOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Keio]

Dont worry still time for shola.

Yes!

 

[Kyoufu]

SHOLA OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Friendly Monster]

Not offside?

 

[Sveitadurgur]

Shola's gonna Shol!

 

[Gibbo]

Shola you fucking legend! Very similar to RVP's winning goal last night

 

[Salazar]

Pardew was thinking about going over to MoN again.

 

[Labadal]

Fuashola!!!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Plus he's fucked over fellow countryman AVB which I doubt will have went over well with Mou.

Well I don't really believe in Mou taking over, but why would he give a shit if he fucked over a countryman or some other nationality? Unless they are fuck buddies or something of course.

(i realize he has been working under him before but...)

 

[madmackem]

Wouldn't be surprised to see Pardew sacked sometime next season.

Told you man fucking shola.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Of course it's Ameobi.

 

[Yagharek]

Dont worry still time for shola.

Nostradamus

 

[offshore]

Fucking hell, Ameobi

Guy has to be the most fucking frustrating player ever.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Fuck me pardews a prick man.

Pardew mate, what you playing at doing that.

Lol, stay classy Pardew. Disgusting behaviour.

I'd pay to see Pardew an O'Neil duke it out in the boxing ring.

What happened?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Chelsea have treated their managers so poorly that the position has become toxic. It makes the management position at Chelsea more and more undesirable.

Roman has got enough money to throw someone's way and promise of transfer funds too (half of which he will decide who to buy) that a new manager will come along.

 

[Wes]

People calling AVB being sacked is like calling the Sun will rise the next day.

 

[José Mourinho]

This is what I love about Chelsea.

Look at AVB and what he's capable of doing if given the support, and in our case, the time he would of needed. He doesn't have instant success, so get rid of him.

So then we appoint, albeit in the short term, a legend in Bobby Di to look after things temporarily. However, legend or not, this is a man who's managerial career has consisted of M K Dons and West Brom. How was this a good move?

Mugs.

Edit: I'll be miffed if all the humpy tossers start playing now that he's gone. If that's the case, then once again we've pandered to the players. Joke.

 

[SunhiLegend]

 

[BlindCommunication]

Ba out, Ameobi in my FF team next week.

 

[madmackem]

Nostradamus

hahaha as sure as the sun is to rise in the morning that fucker will score against us.

 

[RaGe_pt]

Chelsea paid us 15 million euros for him and sacked him already. Joke of a club seriously. He hope he returns next season or in 2 years and we've made, yet again, one of the best deals in football history...

 

[Fady K]

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO. WHAT DIFFERENCE WILL IT MAKE YOU FOOLS!!????!?!?!?! My goodness...

Anyone got fady on suicide watch? and where is he?!

Work is sucking all my life away my friend. I miss you all like crazy, and miss chatting with you guys :[ My family actually called me and told me about it, that is how I found out. Shit! I don't like this one bit.

 

[Broder Salsa]

This would never have happened if Bendtner was still on.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO. WHAT DIFFERENCE WILL IT MAKE YOU FOOLS!!????!?!?!?! My goodness...



Work is sucking all my life away my friend. I miss you all like crazy, and miss chatting with you guys :[ My family actually called me and told me about it, that is how I found out. Shit! I don't like this one bit.

We miss you too! Come back faaady

 

[kharma45]

Well I don't really believe in Mou taking over, but why would he give a shit if he fucked over a countryman or some other nationality? Unless they are fuck buddies or something of course.

(i realize he has been working under him before but...)

I'd say they'd have some sort of friendship from their time at Porto as manager and ass. manager.

 

[Clegg]

Redknapp to Chelsea

Mourinho to Arsenal

Wenger to Spurs

Thats the only logical conclusion to this.

 

[The Friendly Monster]

People calling AVB being sacked is like calling the Sun will rise the next day.

So people thinking he wouldn't get sacked are utterly retarded?

 

[offshore]

Fucking hell Williamson. I know you're a defender, but COME ON.