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Football Thread 2011/12 |OT8| Made it to the Championship play-offs
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You have your 3rd in line keeper starting and it's not like your starting 11 players have been great in 2012. In fact, your reserves did a better job
Yep
I think this may be the best description of this thread ever.
Gareth Bale
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Brad Jones seems like a really nice guy. Steve Kean on the other hand, who thought Blackburn done enuff in the second haff.
Jeff Albertson
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The game ended 2-2 after a foul was given or Squirtle bumming Hanley
And that's final
And that's final
Willkiller
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FootballFan
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LOL.
He kinda looks like Garlic Jr from Dragon Ball Z.
On Barca:
Good win, Sanchez was awesome, Messi's goal was great, Pedros header was a huge surprise, probably didn't aim for the top left like that. Great result. 1 point, pressures on Madrid.
Good luck Abi. He is having his liver transplant right now.
Phoenix Fang
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Are you shitting me? Five yellows and a red card and you call that favorite? I would hate to say when the ref hate us.
LabouredSubterfuge
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I get a really horrible feeling that Dalglish was trying to intimate that Liverpool were hard done by the referee tonight.
Milchmonster
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Götze will miss tomorrow's match
Not that it matters that much, he wouldn't have played more than 10 to 15 minutes, anyway.
Not that it matters that much, he wouldn't have played more than 10 to 15 minutes, anyway.
His second wasn't that good either. Pretty bad performance from him. Blackburn didn't really go for it. When you fighting for your life and the other team has 10 men...you really have to show more ambition.
Of course I'm not kidding. If all those cards were justified, that's neither for or against, it's calling it correctly. Factoring in what should have been in my opinion a red for Flanagan and could easily have been a red for Jones, that's favouring Liverpool in my eyes.
Just saw the other results. Good win for Milan, were they any good tonight? And Barca - I was going to watch them but it was always going to be one way traffic. Sanchez was a great buy.
I once misplaced my wallet which had condoms and money in it.
And I had no money for replacements.
Götze will miss tomorrow's match
Not that it matters that much, he wouldn't have played more than 10 to 15 minutes, anyway.
What time is it on tomorrow? I really want to watch it but probably going out around 8ish, will watch if its on earlier than that.
You should have made a baby and then sold it for condoms
FootballFan
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:lol love your avatar.
Nothing worse than people complaining about justified cards "but we had a red card!!" - It was a red card offense so it should be a red card. Nothing wrong with that.
Sanchez has been awesome for us. His work rate is just phenomenal. Going to be great when Afellay and Villa are back to being fit.
18:00 GMT
Normally he does come across as a bit of a dick to the media BUT if more managers treated pricks like Burnham with the contempt he deserves maybe we'd get some decent interviews.
Milchmonster
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It's on at 8 in Germany, so I guess 7 in the UK?
Good. Can't stand Burton, he's a prick. Should have been banned ages ago.
LOL fucking perfect. I'm happy Liverpool won tonight just for that.
Yeah, complaining that you got a bunch of yellows despite them being deserved is bizarre.
Afellay, i can't believe how old he is! He looks 13! Good player though. I miss Villa, great player.
Cheers, will watch and then get drunk and slap my knees, wear lederhosen, eat sausage
probably will actually get a hot dog as well as suck cock
Phoenix Fang
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And nothing more than a distant memory at Anfield
You mean the distance memory when Man City was 6 points clear off the top only to now be 8 points behind? Oh such good memories.
When I was 10 my dad was teaching me how to play golf, I wasn't very good at it.
He then said "Put your head down and give it a lash, thats how you were born".
Cheers dad.
LabouredSubterfuge
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Why? What's he done?
Yeah I'd like to know this myself. Seems like Ferguson/Dalglish want to ban reporters for asking questions.
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FootballFan
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Haha Afellay does have that Baby-Face thing going. Still looks like he is in his late teens.
Villa has been missed too, though if he were fit, Tello would probably have not gotten all these opportunities.
Phoenix Fang
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Come on Barca, only one point behind Rugby Madrid and you can go on top. Hopefully some teams do Barca some favors.
He should have been sacked by sky along with Gray and Keys he was involved in the whole sexist thing too.
Constantly asks baiting questions to attempt to get managers into trouble with what they could say to them. I also remember the interview with Rafa where he asked the same question about 5 or 6 times, Rafa clearly avoiding answering so as to not get in trouble, yet Burton treated him like he was thick and kept repeating the same question over and over.
Was involved in the Sian Massey stuff with Keys and Gray as well and was lucky to keep his job when the other two went.
LabouredSubterfuge
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Heh, what a dick.
Wow.
I'm not confident I can say that I would pass up the opportunity to wind up Rafa, if it presented itself.
FootballFan
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:lol
I don't get why they peek to see if other player gets booked. They would know sooner or later anyway and this way they just look dumb.
I don't get why they peek to see if other player gets booked. They would know sooner or later anyway and this way they just look dumb.
Even more distant than that! You guys know I'm only joking.
Gareth Bale
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I'm guessing this is the interview. Judge for yourself.
Willkiller
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I don't see much wrong with that, all I heard was Rafa avoiding simple questions by saying '27,000 people' over and over...
Edit: For the record I really liked Rafa!
I liked Benitez. Surprised how well he done with Valencia though, because his league form with Liverpool was patchy. Good manager though, great man. His work for Hillsborough and everything has been class.
Good article on Newcastle - http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/apr/10/alan-pardew-newcastle-united
Good article on Newcastle - http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/apr/10/alan-pardew-newcastle-united
He was prone to some very odd outbursts though.
Oh mos def, but even the best of us are.
This is fun haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHr4BJnovFE&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL7D5FC0210CCF3334
hahah
"Can you tell me what day John Terry visits your wife?"
Malouda: "Tuesday"
"The fans were cheering you're shit , and you know you are."
Lehmann: "I'm pleased thay haven't forgotten me."
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