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[Broder Salsa]

Wait...you have a stadium? I always thought it was a speedway track!

Well it sure as fuck isn't a music venue, never have I heard music drown in echo as bad as in parken.

 

[Clegg]

Look at this fat mess

 

[Carbonox]

Look at this fat mess

I'd drink her toilet water.

 

[José Mourinho]

Look at this fat mess

Smokin'

 

[Kyoufu]

Look at this fat mess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

 

[Salvadora]

Look at this fat mess

 

[Kenka]

Damn, these photoshoppers have loads of skills.

 

[Korez]

 

[WJD]

Look at this fat mess

man the harpoons, she's hideous

 

[Broder Salsa]

Look at this fat mess

I still have no idea what the fuck she is known for other than look pretty. Not that she isn't pretty but all I have ever seen is some stupid ass reality show.

 

[sneaky77]

I still have no idea what the fuck she is known for other than look pretty. Not that she isn't pretty but all I have ever seen is some stupid ass reality show.

Sex tape.

 

[Slizz]

I still have no idea what the fuck she is known for other than look pretty. Not that she isn't pretty but all I have ever seen is some stupid ass reality show.

You didn't see her first video? The reason why she's relevant is in that video.

 

[Zabojnik]

 

[Ushojax]

I still have no idea what the fuck she is known for other than look pretty. Not that she isn't pretty but all I have ever seen is some stupid ass reality show.

Nothing. She has no talent and no personality. But she has a great body and a sex tape. In the 21st century that's all you need to be famous.

 

[TheLucifer]

Zapata, Kaka, Matri. Not bad, not bad, all things considered.

Still missing a MVB replacement.

 

[bjaelke]

You didn't see her first video? The reason why she's relevant is in that video.

He did. We all did.

 

[Salvadora]

You didn't see her first video? The reason why she's relevant is in that video.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Sex tape.

Oh well, fair enough then. Still don't need a tv show based around her or daily GAF news about her though, more sex tape, less talk.

 

[everthustodeadbeats]

Bonucci's wife is buzzin' on twitter <3


You can't talk to Mastadon like that!

He can't count strikes on me.

 

[Clegg]

Paris Hilton looked more talented in her video.

 

[Timurid]

I still have no idea what the fuck she is known for other than look pretty. Not that she isn't pretty but all I have ever seen is some stupid ass reality show.

Sex tape with ray j then reality show.
Damn late to the party.

 

[Yurt]

sneaky77 is here! Hey, what's going on with your Fernando?

Look at this fat mess

In retrospect, he should've said fake mess. Let's drop it please lol.

Apparently FIGC started an internal investigation to find out who the deep throat is. Oh, the irony. Someone nuke this corrupted, incompetent and frankly offensive organization from the orbit, please.

What's this I'm hearing about Albertini?

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg443/scaled.php?server=443&filename=bonubonehead.gif&res=landing[img][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://tmw-static.tccstatic.com/storage/tuttomercatoweb.com/img_notizie/thumb1/1269558211keycud.jpg

 

[Salazar]

Robbie Savage &#8207;@RobbieSavage8
Are you thats weird as im at home RT @KDerby94: sat next too @RobbieSavage8 on train #HeSmellsNice

lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Manchester's taking a pounding this week:

It seems Manchester City made a play for Ezequiel Lavezzi before he went to Paris St Germain, and it seems the surroundings were the deciding factor.

"When two clubs are as ambitious as one another, that is what will make the difference - the city where you live," he said.

"This is the reason that made me choose Paris. For life outside football, I think that Manchester has nothing in common with Paris... I am already settled in here, in a house in Neuilly-sur-Seine."

Cue another argument in the comments section about which was the nicer city - Paris or Manchester - which we genuinely had the other day.

 

[Salvadora]

I never fail to laugh when hearing those sort of comments on Manchester.

 

[Kyoufu]

Nobody with a lot of money wants to live in England unless it's London.

 

[Clegg]

United fans:

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

 

[Error]

Look at this fat mess

she is perfect...

her popularity dropping, hoping for another sex tape.

 

[WJD]

United fans:

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

no and no

 

[Grover Cleveland]

United fans:

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

No, Arsenal refuses to sell at the prices we're willing to offer.

And no. There's no value in the market.

 

[LanceVance]

United fans:

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

I think we will buy him right at the end of the window (like the berbatov scenario)

 

[Salazar]

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't in the next two or three days, then I'd say the likelihood plummets.

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

Not really. Fulham would try and hit us for daft money for Dembele.

 

[Yurt]

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

Yes.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

United fans:

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

Yes and yes.

RVP next week, possibly by the weekend.

Probably probing for a midfielder, maybe Witsel.

 

[bjaelke]

Think Bellers is going today then?

Liam Tomkins &#8207;@liam_tomkins
Craig Bellamy's move to Cardiff is complete. Top player and once again feel he's left #LFC too soon, but can't begrudge him going home.

 

[Kyoufu]

Tim Krul tweeted this :lol

 

[sneaky77]

sneaky77 is here! Hey, what's going on with your Fernando?

No idea, supposedly negotiating a renewal but he wants more $$$ so rumors say he asked the club to listen to offers or he will leave free at the end of the season I guess. Who knows if the rumors are correct, either way, not good for us it seems.

Also rumor is Juventus is offering 20m which I don't think will be enough.

 

[Carbonox]

Tim Krul tweeted this :lol

This requires a touch up in the form of that meme where human outlines are drawn on in random sexual positions.

 

[Shake Appeal]

Juve fans, do you think we will sign a striker? If so, whom?

 

[bjaelke]

Tim Krul tweeted this :lol

 

[Splatt]

Juve fans, do you think we will sign a striker? If so, whom?

Llorente.

In an ideal world, Falcao.

 

[D_prOdigy]

United fans:

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

No and Gaitan.

Spoiler

lol

 

[Slizz]

United fans:

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

No, probably not.


Bebe Anderson Scholes, then Carrick at CB Valencia at RB.

 

[Yurt]

Juve fans, do you think we will sign a striker? If so, whom?

Yes. Looks like Llorente is our plan A and Pazzini is plan BC.

Terrible really. And it's all on Marotta..

I still want Jovetic, but it's so unlikely now. What difference does it make really if they're asking for 3-5 millions more? Especially for someone like Jojo, he's young and his salary is not even half of RVP's.

 

[Vivalaraza]

United fans:

Do you think we'll sign RVP?

If we don't can you see ua signing abyone else this transfer window?

Yes.

And no. RVP is the last remaining target.

Also, yet more evidence that the NW is a shit place to have a football club. City need to start spending money on sprucing the place up.

 

[Clegg]

Andrew Kilduff &#8207;@TuftyMUFC

Trading floor at the New york stock Exchange all wearing #mufc shirts as trading opens, with United officials there for the bell ringing.

Wheres Bane when you need him?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Wheres Bane when you need him?

I feel sick.

Glazers ringing the bell.

 

[stuiggs07]

Liam Tomkins &#8207;@liam_tomkins
Craig Bellamy's move to Cardiff is complete. Top player and once again feel he's left #LFC too soon, but can't begrudge him going home.

Just confirmed by Cardiff as well.

http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10335~2877395,00.html

 

[Shake Appeal]

Yes. Looks like Llorente is our plan A and Pazzini is plan BC.

Terrible really. And it's all on Marotta..

I still want Jovetic, but it's so unlikely now. What difference does it make really if they're asking for 3-5 millions more? Especially for someone like Jojo, he's young and his salary is not even half of RVP's.

I don't really blame Marotta; we simply can't afford to pay what's needed in football's current oil-igarchy. I would have liked Dzeko (which would have been a possibility if RVP went to City) or an outside shot at Damiao. I don't think Fiorentina are being fair about Jovetic, but I wouldn't expect them to be. And I have my doubts Llorente is what we need.

Marotta brought us Giovinco, Asamoah, Isla, Leali, Pogba, and Masi, and has made some sales, so I'm pretty pleased with this mercato, striker aside. Verratti and Destro would have been nice, I guess, but it wasn't to be.

 

[Kyoufu]

We'll sell Tiote for 40 million. Come get him, Fergie.