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[Willkiller]

Bravo Everton.


Almost a perfect start to the league

 

[GorillaJu]

United don't lose games.

We just run out of time.

You lost that one. Emphatically.

 

[Mr Cola]

embarrasing, completely and totally

 

[Regulus Tera]

Pachuca owner Andrés Fassi says that Manchester United has made an official inquiry regarding Héctor Herrera, midfielder who played at the Olympics for Mexico.

How does that sound for you Man Utd fans?

 

[Judderman]

YESSSSSSS

Well done Toffees!

 

[Meus Renaissance]

RVP will never win anything

 

[Salvadora]

Well deserved victory. Not a good start for United at all.

 

[mil6es]

LOLchester united

 

[Carbonox]

Everton deserved that so fucking much.

 

[Sloosha]

Good job Everton. Fellaini come-hither.

 

[brokenbeans]

Great start

 

[pulga]

Holy fucking shit, I've never seen a team cross so many times and utterly fail to connect a header.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Almost didn't notice Robin the Rapist was on the pitch. Wouldn't it be funny if Arsenal actually won something this year with United didn't? Just something useless like the mickey mouse trophy.

 

[LTWheels]

Nice to see United joining us at the bottom of the table

 

[Kyoufu]

This is what happens when you buy a striker you don't need.

Congrats Faridmon.

 

[Salazar]

Fellaini's off.

Don't let him get to the dressing room before offering him a United shirt and a contract, Frogson.

Don't want him. The fouls from the 70th minute on were a disgrace.

 

[FuturusX]

see you in a red shirt you big Afro fuck

No monies in the bank bro...

 

[WJD]

Wank.

Kagawa good. That's about it.

 

[3Sixty]

Alan Parry "First major upset of the season."

Liverpool?

 

[The Friendly Monster]

Congrats Everton.

That was a poor poor performance by United. Kagawa and De Gea the only positives.

 

[Freewheelin']

Thank you Sir Feliani for ruining Van Persies first game :lol

 

[Scum]

Kagawa behind ST. No more Scholes.

 

[Arnie]

Merseyside - 1
Lolchester - 0

Let's double that next weekend.

 

[DangerousMali]

What was United's game plan to handle Fellaini tonight?

Cause I saw no evidence of one.

Arrogance, there was no plan

beware of the afro this season

 

[Lunchbox]

Pachuca owner Andrés Fassi says that Manchester United has made an official inquiry regarding Héctor Herrera, midfielder who played at the Olympics for Mexico.

How does that sound for you Man Utd fans?

nope

we are signing fellani

 

[xintin]

good job Toffees!

 

[Yen]

Sir David Moses.

You're overreacting. David Moyes couldn't part the seas.

 

[dc89]

Someone needs to do a thorough guide to Fergie Time for the benefit of FootyGAF's dedicated Mod.

Who's going to do it?

 

[SunhiLegend]

Everton 1-0 Manchester United FT

 

[D_prOdigy]

It's cool, we're just giving Swansea a head-start.

 

[Kyoufu]

Alan Parry "First major upset of the season."

Liverpool?

Mid table team beat another mid table team.

Where's the upset?

 

[Ryck]

Well deserved Everton!


We were awful and you were great.

 

[elkayes]

Alan Parry "First major upset of the season."

Liverpool?

Liverpool was an upset?

 

[elseanio]

Had a fiver on Everton win. Nice one blue shite

 

[Facism]

man u looks like they need Sahin more than Arsenal.

 

[Wilbur]

Well fuck.

Only impressed with Kagawa and DDG. Rooney perked up a little in the second half. Nani was fucking dire. Dire. Dire dire dire.

Need a response next week. Because that was shit.

Well done to Everton though, they were magnificent. Looking forward to Lolchester tonight(!)

Such a hard place to come, couldn't get through them at the end. Fucking shite

 

[Brinbe]

How have you won anything playing like this?

I feel sorry for Anderson, he was the only one with the guts to actually have a go rather than a pass to the left.

Well, it's usually enough to get by most of the league, and usually Nani/Young/Valencia aren't quite THAT bad, but we got found out last season. Press us for any amount of time and generally be physical and we're fucked.

 

[Cousteau]

wifes n gf's gonna get it good tonight

 

[pappe]

Holy fucking shit, I've never seen a team cross so many times and utterly fail to connect a header.

It was Evra crossing them. If you want to throw crosses in buy a CF from Stoke and a player who can make a cross decently.

 

[BlindCommunication]

Fellaini already thinking about bigger challenges. Moving to a bigger

Spoiler

blue

club

Spoiler

and winning the WC 2014 with Belgium.

 

[gutterboy44]

Gee, it is almost like we ignored the gaping holes in our midfield, shaky back line, and went ahead and bought a forward we didn't need. So weird! Everton deserved it, fucking hell United, that was awful. Bench Rooney and Nani next match. Christ.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Holy fucking shit, I've never seen a team cross so many times and utterly fail to connect a header.

You should see my Hereford in FM.

 

[Shake Appeal]

Distin left it all out on the field, apparently.

 

[Salvadora]

Everton 1-0 Manchester United FT

His nose is really noticeable.....

 

[FootballFan]

Only saw the first half, but by reading here it seems much didn't change. United struggled to keep the ball, Everton had more clear cut chances, over-powered in midfield, Fellaini dominating etc. Man.United have to get something sorted in that midfield

edit
Forgot to add, Kagawa only one who looked capable of playing.

 

[Gambit]

Tbh i have my doubts. He appears to be mentally broken and scarred, maybe Martinez could take some of the pressure off of him. I really hope he somehow regains his form and confidence.

Yea, Martinez might help get back him back on track. If he is left to his own devices, I also don't believe he will ever be the same again, and certainly not this season. He was clearly hurt the most by you-know-what in May.

 

[ShogunX]

Alan Parry "First major upset of the season."

Liverpool?

Don't think many expected the score line but I doubt the Liverpool losing was much of a surprise.

 

[mil6es]

LOLchester and GG Van Persie, GG

 

[Fry]

see you in a red shirt you big Afro fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DELICIOUS

 

[DangerousMali]

man u looks like they need Sahin more than Arsenal.

he would be absolutely perfect for them, arsenal are lucky to be getting his services, along with Santi Cazorla