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[Mastadon]

Unexpected signings are the best signings. Hyped for the new season!

 

[dc89]

And?

We're not paying RVP his entire contracts worth of wages in one go.

I really can't see what kind of point you're trying to make.

See my edit. I realised I clicked submit too early

 

[Feorax]

I assume that if he can adapt, Rodgers will see Assaidi as a first team player? That means our front 4 would be Suarez, Assaidi, Borini and Gerrard.

Can't be worse than Downing was last season at least...

 

[Wessiej]

You are the Everton of Holland, except Everton don't win in their league.

With Anita gone and no replacement I don't see this happening for the third time in a row this year...

 

[Fry]

:lol

 

[Willkiller]

I assume that if he can adapt, Rodgers will see Assaidi as a first team player? That means our front 4 would be Suarez, Assaidi, Borini and Gerrard.

Can't be worse than Downing was last season at least...

It literally couldn't

 

[Kyoufu]

Just had a look at Assaidi on youtube.

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

 

[Slizz]

:lol

Keeper is hilarious.

 

[fadetoblack]

QPR to take it all this year. Park, baby!

 

[Mastadon]

Just had a look at Assaidi on youtube.

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

Oh you.

 

[fadetoblack]

Just had a look at Assaidi on youtube.

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

Morocco not French enough for you?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Just had a look at Assaidi on youtube.

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

:lol

 

[Yurt]

Stop fucking with Ajax Mino.

Holy shit how haven't I seen this before!

Looked unintentional to me on the replay lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It literally couldn't

He'd have to score an own goal to be statistically worse

 

[Wilbur]

Just had a look at Assaidi on youtube.

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

Messi would be on the subs bench right?

QPR to take it all this year. Park, baby!

I have to root for them this year with Park and Fabio there :/

 

[Fry]

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

Obertan

 

[Zabojnik]

"Welcome to Munich"

"Not if I can help it."

Spoiler

He really can't, so, yeah, BAYEEEEERNNN for Leba.

 

[Kyoufu]

Wonder how many people will take my previous post seriously.

 

[bud]

Just had a look at Assaidi on youtube.

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

more than half of newcastle's squad was of championship level last season, though.

 

[Wilbur]

Wonder how many people will take my previous post seriously.

50 million

 

[fadetoblack]

lol nice avatar zab

 

[The_Hitcher89]

There's probably like 3 people in Footy-Gaf who've seen enough of him to have an informed opinion

 

[Willkiller]

50 million

:lol

 

[Kyoufu]

There's probably like 3 people in Footy-Gaf who've seen enough of him to have an informed opinion

I'll take Wessiej's tears as confirmation that he's a good player.

But yeah, this is a left-field signing by Rodgers.

B-Rod is already better than Dalglish.

 

[Wes]

Just had a look at Assaidi on youtube.

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

Well he's the wrong nationality for starters.

 

[Willkiller]

I'll take Wessiej's tears as confirmation that he's a good player.

But yeah, this is a left-field signing by Rodgers.

B-Rod is already better than Dalglish.

Well he already had that nailed on by virtue of not being a total fucking wanker.

 

[Yurt]

Hyped for the new season!

It's your year.

I just know it.

 

[dc89]

WTF is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cimFs-eW2YI

 

[Oxx]

Even I'm getting hyped.

I might have to choose a team.

 

[PaulLFC]

I think more than the actual signing (because admittedly I know nothing about him) I'm liking the fact that it was completely out of the blue - no articles, nothing on Twitter, no "ITKs", no rumours, no transfer speculation on forums... nothing. And then there's an article up on the official site saying we've signed him. Considering the popularity of the internet and Twitter I find that really surprising.

 

[MarshMellow96]

If he fucking tried that on a rainy weeknight at Stoke... God Help him.

Liverpool - ugliest team in the PL?

 

[Kyoufu]

If he fucking tried that on a rainy weeknight at Stoke... God Help him.

Liverpool - ugliest team in the PL?

:lol

I love Footy-GAF memes.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

If he fucking tried that on a rainy weeknight at Stoke... God Help him.

Liverpool - ugliest team in the PL?

Agger and Borini are compensating to a large degree

 

[Arjen]

No Assaidi? Godfucking damnit, this season is going to be horrible.

 

[Wessiej]

Deal with Assaidi is, he is a very talented player, but also a massive jt

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Deal with Assaidi is, he is a very talented player, but also a massive RVP.

Dude, what are you doing?

 

[Fry]

Deal with Assaidi is, he is a very talented player, but also a massive John Terry.

Dude.

 

[Yen]

Deal with Assaidi is, he is a very talented player, but also a massive JT.

hehe

Edit: didn't notice that. I read the word but it didn't register for some reason.

 

[Arjen]

Edit that word Wessiej..

 

[Wessiej]

Oh yeah forgot. Well too late.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Everyone edit, quickly!

 

[Slizz]

Oh yeah forgot. Well too late.

Not really.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Deal with Assaidi is, he is a very talented player, but also a massive Kenny Lunt.

Now now.

 

[Kyoufu]

It's not too late!

 

[Arnie]

Deal with Assaidi is, he is a very talented player, but also a massive Bale.

Mate, edit.

Hopefully Mumei understands that losing a player is also a traumatic event.

 

[Fry]

Oh yeah forgot. Well too late.

 

[Wessiej]

Quick way to find out who all the JT's are around the world though!

 

[Salvadora]

This may be old news but I was on Arseblog and saw they had mentioned a solicitor by the name of Darren Dein who advises players on commercial or playing contracts.

Star names like Thierry Henry, Emmanuel Adebayor, Gael Clichy and Cesc Fabregas have all been represented by Dein, a qualified solicitor, on various levels over the past five years.

He helps RVP & Song as well but thankfully they are the last of his clients at Arsenal. And yes, He is the son of David Dein.

 

[LegoArmo]

Seems like a good signing for Liverpool. A lot of pace.

 

[Arnie]

Loving that out of the blue signing though. Talented young player, probably on low wages, and for £3 million it wouldn't be a disaster if he couldn't transfer his talent over to the English game.