Yes. Really.
The avoidance with a couple of others is because they weren't that fit and I was pretty drunk.
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Yes. Really.
The avoidance with a couple of others is because they weren't that fit and I was pretty drunk.
Being drunk means it doesn't matter how fit they are.
What the hell man. What the hell.
I don't think that's called fingering.
Technically speaking, that's not fingering sir!
Just got around reading Moob's story, that is messed up dude. You really remind of that compilation scene in the 40 year old virgin, except you're the one making the excuses
In my defence I totally wasn't ready for sex after my break up - and since then I had a really bad relationship so I'm pretty soured on the whole shebang.
As an aside I've also given up wanking! Today is day 143 of nofap
I was only sharing!
I know man. I know.
Thank you sir - and Footing Thread OT 5
Yup.
Funny Junk doesn't allow you to misuse their bandwidth, cheapy basterds.
They're voting against it because of the political crap Republicans spew at them and anything slightly socialist is deemed evil immediately.
PrematureQuiche
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Happy Birthday Linius!
The person I was meant to go to Eurogamer Expo with on the Thursday can't go now because of his new college timetable :/ Freewheelin you better play that game of FIFA with me on that day!
The person I was meant to go to Eurogamer Expo with on the Thursday can't go now because of his new college timetable :/ Freewheelin you better play that game of FIFA with me on that day!
Freewheelin'
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Defo looking forward to The Last of Us. In fact I think I'm going to go and watch the latest demo on it and then go on a media blackout.
JT's. I will reload because it's so applicable right now.
Seen the PAX footage yet? They used a bit of the same part of the game as in an earlier video but played it different. So awesome to see that.
HotHamWater
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I'm holding the theory that there are more posts per penis topic than posts per football match.
Happy birthday!!
Freewheelin'
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That's the footage I'm going to watch!
Haha. shame about your mate, am supposed to be going with two other friends too, but I dunno if they've ordered tickets yet :/
I will play FIFA with you even if I have to kill someone to play!
Jeff Albertson
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Thanks!
My favourite 'outta here' gif.
I was in Paris two weeks a go. Lovely city.
PrematureQuiche
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That's the footage I'm going to watch!
Haha. shame about your mate, am supposed to be going with two other friends too, but I dunno if they've ordered tickets yet :/
I will play FIFA with you even if I have to kill someone to play!
Good! I have early access and apparently Thursday is always dead there so should get to play a lot of the games I want to!
Broder Salsa
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Jeff Albertson
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Thanks!
My favourite 'outta here' gif.
I was in Paris two weeks a go. Lovely city.
We are just doing Disneyland this time with the boy I've done the sites before though, Notre Damme is insane.
Oh and as a married man I think it only fair that Moobabe let's me use his penis for me to live vicariously through, he has to have as much sex as he can for me! Mumei you have power make this happen!
I love it actually... but.. opinions and such
Disneyland's awesome. I'm going there with new year's this year. Can't wait to see Disney around christmas time. My inner child takes over.
Next time it happens, I'll be sure to spread some peanut butter on their mooey, shake it up a little.
I'm sure there's worse stories out there!
Now I know I have your spiritual backing I'll make it so - "Just say yes" is my new sex motto!
That sounds rather disgusting. But yeah, opinions and such
Hopefully not sung in a Gary Lightbody voice?
A quick google search tells me; I hope not.
Jeff Albertson
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Random question for Freewheelin:
Do you ever get the urge to physically harm Wilbury? If I spent much time with him I feel like the urge to maybe kick him in the face would over power me!
Then again I have a feeling he may like pain the little freakazoid
Do you ever get the urge to physically harm Wilbury? If I spent much time with him I feel like the urge to maybe kick him in the face would over power me!
Then again I have a feeling he may like pain the little freakazoid
Broder Salsa
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I almost had to beg my first girlfriend I had sex with to let me try. Now after that I learnt that not all women should smell like dead meat down there, but it left me with a terrible first impression. We were together like on and off for a few years and I dumped her 3 times, she never came back after the third, was kind of a dick but... Honestly so was she.
She gave me mono once and after she herself had gotten over it I was what felt like deadly sick (for fucking weeks) and she showed up with a girl I had always kind of liked and thought was hot, well they had brought alcohol and while I didn't drink much cause I felt like shit, it ended with the girl being so drunk that she was throwing up in my moms sink and had to be carried up the stairs to my room (we were like 15 or 16 at the time so still living home) and they both slept in my bed together with me, very drunk, but I was too sick to even dare suggest anything.
Still am ashamed of myself for that night, I did end up kissing with the other girl a few years later, but nothing more.
I think singing the whole song is also a great strategy to not have sex
Why be? It's her stupidity getting drunk like that, non?
I think singing the whole song is also a great strategy to not have sex
I might try that next time...
Broder Salsa
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Ashamed of not trying to get it on with them both. Of course at one point she was so drunk it would just have been rape and then it was too late and I still felt too sick.
Jeff Albertson
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I once convinced myself I had aids after sleeping with a fat rep called Camilla in magaluf (met her in BCM square - oh the horror) I couldn't remember much but was sure the condom broke so she took it off
It was another of my less than stellar - and by that mean awful performances
But you may recall I'm a bit of a hypochondriac and I literally convinced myself there was a good chance I had aids or at least something nasty so went for a test which was fucking unpleasant but clear then waited a few months for a blood test, again clear.
Why am I telling you this?
It was another of my less than stellar - and by that mean awful performances
But you may recall I'm a bit of a hypochondriac and I literally convinced myself there was a good chance I had aids or at least something nasty so went for a test which was fucking unpleasant but clear then waited a few months for a blood test, again clear.
Why am I telling you this?
Like that. I can imagine it takes some balls to try getting on with two girls. It's more a thing that just happens.
fuck you
Jeff Albertson
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We're all friends here - I put my nonsense down to performance anxiety as well! Now I know my mentor had issues in shagaluf of all places I can't possibly fail!
Freewheelin'
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nah he's cool in rl. Lol
He is a nice guy, although he does like shitting and leaving the toliet door open.... Weirdo
Also, Quiche:
Wish I had the early access thing
, going to go as early as possible to compensate so I don't have to queue up for long - Status
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