Though I posted some pictures in the thread for that I also still feel like Gaf is quite anonymous. The only names I remember are the guys over here at footey Gaf and some of the moderators
Oh, and we have a Dutch Gaf now.
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Though I posted some pictures in the thread for that I also still feel like Gaf is quite anonymous. The only names I remember are the guys over here at footey Gaf and some of the moderators
Oh, and we have a Dutch Gaf now.
I love you too Jeffy. Wish I had your swag, you're such a hit with the ladies.
I ONLY HIT LADIES
Jeff Albertson
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I kind of feel the writers of the imbetweeners followed me as a teenager
All my encounters were horrendously awkward and in the end less satisfying than the idea of them.
By the way I may have a few stories in here but thinking about it I think I have more of these failure stories than actual good ones, most the people I've slept with have been in relationships (with me), I never did have many one night stands.
Playa
Never been in that situation, but the night I lost my virginity I was acting as the middleman between my two friends who wanted a threesome with this girl but she asked me if I wanted to do it instead. I had no condoms so I said no, and then she got tag teamed in an alley while I played Scrabble on my phone.
PrematureQuiche
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It's not even midnight yet :lol!
I read this too fast and tought for a minute you lost your virginity while playing scrabble on your phone.
In the Netherlands it is.
TRIPLE WORD SCORE
Jeff Albertson
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I wish I had swagger, most ladies kick me to the curb because I didn't look like Mick Jagger.
Would I get banned for posting a picture of my scrawny self on my stag do, naked and covered in snow with a sign saying games room covering my nads? I think it's something everyone should experience
Fuck I promised myself id be in bed by 11
Afer dark time is getting earlier and earlier.
Broder Salsa
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Jeff Albertson
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Did you seriously just link to MySpace?
Is this 2004?
Broder Salsa
Banned
I just wanted to show that 5000 people had seen it. Think that's something worth a bit of rep even if I haven't logged into myspace for years. Has 5000 people seen your sexy thighs?
Jeff Albertson
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I forgot how blurry this was, for some reason my massive biceps and rippling six pack have been lost in the blur
http://i.imgur.com/LE7lG.jpg
Does anyone ever worry that one day Mumei will purge the midnight club?
http://i.imgur.com/LE7lG.jpg
Does anyone ever worry that one day Mumei will purge the midnight club?
Broder Salsa
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They should make that the official ad for the game room on 360.
PrematureQuiche
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That doesn't look like snow :lol
Broder Salsa
Banned
From awkward stories to awkward pictures?
You're next in line. Show us your nudes.
Jeff Albertson
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And lastly from me, how many of you guys have had a crew of armed guards to take you to chicken restaurants in India? Oh just me then!
For the record I still get stick for the trip to India but don't regret it at all, it was the experience of a lifetime plus I'm never going to be able to afford to fly business class again
For the record I still get stick for the trip to India but don't regret it at all, it was the experience of a lifetime plus I'm never going to be able to afford to fly business class again
Wait...
The_Hitcher89
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Guy to the far left looks like somebody's implanted lilos into his arms and blown them up to full capacity
Bonus pic for semi-naked football-gaf: http://i.imgur.com/w3rwk.jpg
PrematureQuiche
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Because my mum works at an airline I have only ever flown three times in economy class! And next year will be the first year where I can be upgraded to First Class!
The one on the left looks like a stumpy Valencia.
Jeff Albertson
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It was awesome being there as a guest of Venkys to be fair, balaji had a share in the hotel we stayed in so they couldn't do enough for us, as soon as you finished a kingfisher another one was there ready.
I got told off by people at rovers though as I uploaded some pictures of me and some pissed up players on te last night in the hotels club, had to take them down lol
Jeff Albertson
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What's the story behind that pic Jeff?
Last year Rovers owners invited 9 fans out to meet them in India, I was one of them. We wernt allowed to leave the hotel without a guard or two, that day they wanted us to try a Venkys xprs, we went and they brought out the entire menu, tasty chicken to be fair.
Edit: if you meant the naked one, basically my stag do in Latvia, after too many beers my Mates decided it would be funny to strip me and throw me outside in the -30 or whatever temps. Someone had to take it too far and bodyslammed me as well, I lived though so happy days
Always fly economy. But my longest flight is like 4,5 hours, so it's no problem.
That's awesome. You got quite lucky
That's awesome. You got quite lucky
Posting this for me and Kharma so it's here for ever -
God bless you.
Jeff Albertson
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Rovers security guy was pretty militant
Plus Pune isn't a tourist place and we would stand out for people trying to make a quick buck, would be bad press for the owners if anything happened
This guy made sure we got on the coach ok everyday
http://i.imgur.com/LUj3Y.jpg
Broder Salsa
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Jeff really looks like this guy I got drunk with a couple of times. Maybe i'm crazy but you always remind me of him when I see your photo :
http://i.imgur.com/r5sOM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pzRAz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zHOEW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/f6Ino.jpg
That's totally you!
Not nude enough.
http://i.imgur.com/r5sOM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pzRAz.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zHOEW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/f6Ino.jpg
That's totally you!
Not nude enough.
Wait what?
Jeff Albertson
Member
He's a good looking guy wooden
Oh shit I just realised Fady hasn't posted in a while, imagine his face when he reads through the after dark posts!
Oh shit I just realised Fady hasn't posted in a while, imagine his face when he reads through the after dark posts!
Maybe one of his massive quote posts will follow?
Broder Salsa
Banned
Just saw Fady tweet a few minutes ago, it's about to happen, I can feel it.
Including pics of him drunk out of his mind semi naked.... Right?
Jeff Albertson
Member
I'm more concerned with the next Mumei post right now though!
Good job I'm away for 4 nights now, after dark is getting the better of me!
You'll come back to a flood of bans and photos of everyone fully clothed in completely mundane scenarios.
Freewheelin'
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Unrelated to the topic, but just watched the Last of us PAX gameplay.
Dear god... Love that it's like a survival game and not your typical shooter.
Jeff Albertson
Member
Dammit I know I said I was done but I can't resist one more pic of me next to a football gaf hero
Big Sam doesn't hover hand jeff!
Big Sam doesn't hover hand jeff!
The_Hitcher89
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Why do Underdog insist on making the worst adverts imaginable? Now they've elected to try and drag Chumbawumba out of the 90s, where they most definitely belong. Nobody likes Chumbawumba, except for 90s clubber-fuckwits. And Joe Pasquale? Christ on a bike.
The Last of Us will be the second-best game of the generation
The Last of Us will be the second-best game of the generation
Yesh! They did a great job on creating the survival feel, as far as we can judge with the videos we have right now. The limited amount of bullets for example is a great addition to that feel. But yeah, it's Naughty Dog, it will be good.
This :lol
Freewheelin'
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Guy on the far right...is that his hair or is there someone standing behind him?
Cool pic though lol
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