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[kharma45]

Oh God Wilbury :lol

 

[Fry]

That is why he sent me one in the first place, I assume everyone else getting them are going to record theirs too. You can't pussy out now.

I would, but I have no mic.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I want to be part of the club too.

 

[WJD]

What is going on?!

 

[bud]

i wish to hear this recording, whatever it may be.

 

[Arnie]

Wait a second, is Wilbury handing out personalised scripts for us to record and distribute?

I'll give that a go tomorrow, I might even be in a radio room within the next couple of days doing a podcast, I'll make a naughty little recording.

He span me some story about Hibbo, Biscan, and a peshwaari naan.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Someone slide it on over, I've got a book to read but I wish to hear Wilbury's foppish tones before I do.

Youll have to wait until tomorrow mate. But I promise it'll be gud

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Bravo Wilbury! Bravo! I shall record it in the morning and hope that no one is in!

 

[José Mourinho]

Mr. Wilbury, can we go off book a little bit to get the best out of our incredible accents?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Stop being so withholding guys. You're being greedy, like Robben.

 

[Arnie]

Mr. Wilbury, can we go off book a little bit to get the best out of our incredible accents?

Going to need to happen. I am not saying 'unholy gravy' into a microphone.

 

[Wilbur]

Mr. Wilbury, can we go off book a little bit to get the best out of our incredible accents?

You use your sweet sultry tone however you desire

 

[José Mourinho]

You use your sweet sultry tone however you desire

Nice.

Going to need to happen. I am not saying 'unholy gravy' into a microphone.

That's exactly what you should say.

 

[kharma45]

I'm gonna make Wilbury so wet when he hears this.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I'm gonna make Wilbury so wet when he hears this.

Are you going to make yourself sound like a preteen?

 

[Arnie]

That's exactly what you should say.

It's probably more appropriate than fart garden.

Are you going to make yourself sound like a preteen?

I sound like a little shit anyway.

I'm basically Lawro.

 

[kharma45]

Are you going to make yourself sound like a preteen?

Bravo :lol

 

[Wilbur]

Are you going to make yourself sound like a preteen?

Your PM box

It needs to be investigated.

There is a message.

For you.

 

[Fry]

What do I do if I have no mic? =(

 

[kharma45]

What do I do if I have no mic? =(

If you've a laptop it's bound to have one.

 

[José Mourinho]

I'll get on this tomorrow. Do you want the recorded links pm'd to yourself, Wilbury?

 

[PrematureQuiche]

What do I do if I have no mic? =(

Do you have a 360 mic? Add someone on here and send them a voice message and they can record it in shitty quality from their TV :lol

 

[Regulus Tera]

So this is why we run these threads to the ground in a matter of weeks.

 

[Wilbur]

What do I do if I have no mic? =(

Make one out of berries and anus meat

 

[Fry]

If you've a laptop it's bound to have one.

There are about 3 laptops in my house, I'll check it tomorrow, they're not mine.

Do you have a 360 mic? Add someone on here and send them a voice message and they can record it in shitty quality from their TV :lol

It'd be easier if Wilbury recorded it :lol

 

[Carbonox]

Someone attempt Bane's voice when doing their one.

 

[FootballFan]

Wait a second, is Wilbury handing out personalised scripts for us to record and distribute?

Yes, well I hope that's what the people getting PMs are going to do.

 

[Wilbur]

I'll get on this tomorrow. Do you want the recorded links pm'd to yourself, Wilbury?

Just do it in the thread, makes it easier for everyone to hear!!

 

[Arnie]

Someone attempt Bane's voice when doing their one.

Oh crap, doing it.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Once it is done where would be the best place to upload it?

 

[Messi]

Hey guys whats go... oh

 

[Sviatoslav]

Your PM box

It needs to be investigated.

There is a message.

For you.

oh, my!

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I like the way it is kind of like a poem but without any rhyming :lol

 

[kharma45]

I like the way it is kind of like a poem but without any rhyming :lol

Mine is just... it has no form :lol

 

[Sviatoslav]

Mine reads like a kinky memoir.

 

[K1LLER7]

Afer dark footy-Gaf at it again.

 

[José Mourinho]

Anybody had these cookie and cream KitKats? Top stuff.

 

[Salvadora]

Mine sounds like my fantasies.

 

[Freewheelin']

Afer dark footy-Gaf at it again.

Every night is afer dark

 

[kharma45]

Anybody had these cookie and cream KitKats? Top stuff.

Didn't even know they existed but I must keep an eye out.

 

[Fergie]

 

[José Mourinho]

It is done...

Edit: :lol voice is rough as ever.

 

[kharma45]

It is done...

Edit: :lol voice is rough as ever.

HAHAHAHA FUCKING EXCELLENT.

The accent makes it.

 

[José Mourinho]

The script :lol

It was 2004. I'd recently come back from the pictures - I Robot if you must know - and I ordered myself a Chinese from down the road. Fifteen minutes of polishing my exhaust pipe later, there was a knock.

Expecting an Oriental gentleman, I sauntered over to the door, knob in hand, ready to scare this stranger from the far east.

It was Gerry Adams.

He handed me my prawn crackers. "Aye Kyle, they're for you"

I asked him for the prawn tempura. He'd left if at the restaurant. Promised me a 10% discount.

I told him "I'll only accept this discount if you end your pointless war."

He told me he'd throw in some chicken satays, and I snapped that fucker right up. You know, for the craic. Can't go wrong with some chicken on a fucking stick, can you. Tell me I'm wrong.

See? You can't.

http://dl.dropbox.com/s/t0y2bwtxpk2bzli/Wilbury'sDialogueofKings.mp3

 

[Wilbur]

It is done...

Edit: :lol voice is rough as ever.

Fucking LOL

 

[Fry]

FUCKING LOL.


Wow, I couldn't record mine without laughing my ass off. It'd be impossible.

 

[José Mourinho]

FUCKING LOL.


Wow, I couldn't record mine without laughing my ass off. It'd be impossible.

I needed 10 attempts.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

The script :lol

Not going to lie, I only understood it after reading it :lol Was funny! I really like mine so can't wait to record it tomorrow haha!

 

[Sviatoslav]

I'm gonna try to mine in a shitty fake Russian accent.

 

[Salvadora]

Mine will probably be up tomorrow as well.