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[FootballFan]

prophet. I bow down to the Messias

Call me NostradaMessi.

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hmm top post.
Might as well post this again :lol

 

[AndresON777]

We're all impatiently awaiting your audiobook erotica. Look at what the international break has done to us!

what is it that you guys were recording? I was posting in the american football thread so I couldnt keep up...

for a moment I thought you guys were posting audio recordings of yourselves masturbating. whats wrong with me lol

 

[Zabojnik]

I miss odd_morsel. TTT2 coming out in a couple of days and he goes and gets himself banned.

TTT2?

 

[Sloosha]

Tekken Tag Tournament 2.

 

[Broder Salsa]

what is it that you guys were recording? I was posting in the american football thread so I couldnt keep up...

for a moment I thought you guys were posting audio recordings of yourselves masturbating. whats wrong with me lol

That's the next step. We're just recording small campfire tales.

 

[AndresON777]

Call me NostradaMessi.

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hmm top post.
Might as well post this again :lol

this pic is sooooooooo good. if Colombia wasnt in qualifiers itd be my avatar.

 

[Sviatoslav]

what is it that you guys were recording? I was posting in the american football thread so I couldnt keep up...

for a moment I thought you guys were posting audio recordings of yourselves masturbating. whats wrong with me lol

Wilbury wrote little personalized stories for us to record.

 

[AndresON777]

That's the next step. We're just recording small campfire tales.

I want to partiicipate! i can do guido, mexican, russian, cuban and indian accents. would be tomorrow night though since I have to get juiced and I live in a nazi state with liquor stores closing early

---ah I get it now thanks

 

[dc89]

The #FIFA13Demo will be released tomorrow at 9am UK on PC, between 10am-2pm UK on Xbox 360, and between 10pm-2am UK on the PS3!

https://twitter.com/EASPORTSFIFA/statuses/245056125270097920

 

[Sviatoslav]

I want to partiicipate! i can do guido, mexican, russian, cuban and indian accents. would be tomorrow night though since I have to get juiced and I live in a nazi state with liquor stores closing early

---ah I get it now thanks

You can do a russian accent? I'm jealous, I can't

 

[Zabojnik]

https://twitter.com/EASPORTSFIFA/statuses/245056125270097920

Noice. I'm going to GameStop to preorder the steelbox edition later today. I could do it over the interwebz, but I need an excuse so we can stop at this bar in Monfalcone, Italy, where they make the best sandwiches ever and the barista is hot as hell. Oh, mia bella mora! <3

 

[FootballFan]

https://twitter.com/EASPORTSFIFA/statuses/245056125270097920

Pre-ordered FIFA 13(for ps3), hopefully the demo is impressive.

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I see the teams in the demo are: Arsenal, B.Dortmund, Juventus, Milan and Man City. Manchester United is rumoured to be included as well, not sure on that one. Why no Barca now that they have Messi on the cover

 

[AndresON777]

You can do a russian accent? I'm jealous, I can't

lol I am a virtuoso with languages. My goal is to get rosetta stone and learn arabic. I figured italian or portuguese would be easy but english and spanish cover those countries. the asian languages are hard as fuck. Ill do a read with my prokerov accent lol

NIET

can you speak russian?

 

[Yurt]

The last few pages are killing me here. Fry's script should be about Melo and Ibra!

 

[Sviatoslav]

lol I am a virtuoso with languages. My goal is to get rosetta stone and learn arabic. I figured italian or portuguese would be easy but english and spanish cover those countries. the asian languages are hard as fuck. Ill do a read with my prokerov accent lol

NIET

can you speak russian?

Yeah I can. We speak Russian at home, actually. I still can't do a Russian accent, though.

 

[AndresON777]

Yeah I can. We speak Russian at home, actually. I still can't do a Russian accent, though.

ironic I have difficulty talking english with a colombian type accent. its just weird.

 

[Zabojnik]

I saw this and was suddenly reminded how much difference a great coach can make. If you think about it, Claudio Ranieri had an incredible career, considering how mediocre a coach he really is. His quotes while he was at Juve are legendary. From "we'll be like a solid chameleon" through "Poulsen is better than Xabi Alonso" to the brilliant excuse he came up with on why he subbed Giovinco in Juve-Sampdoria. "I was afraid of Pieri." Mirko Pieri, top player.

"How to stop Pieri (of Sampdoria), by Claudio Ranieri"

Thanks for trying, Darth Ranieri!

 

[dc89]

Noice. I'm going to GameStop to preorder the steelbox edition later today. I could do it over the interwebz, but I need an excuse so we can stop at this bar in Monfalcone, Italy, where they make the best sandwiches ever and the barista is hot as hell. Oh, mia bella mora! <3

Italy sounds beautiful.

 

[AndresON777]

damn I have to go to sleep iim tired. if mumei is a guy I guess i can get him to tuck his cock and balls and wear a wig. Then rear entry. Do guys have hips?

HAHAHAHA im out

 

[FootballFan]

damn I have to go to sleep iim tired. if mumei is a guy I guess i can get him to tuck his cock and balls and wear a wig. Then rear entry. Do guys have hips?

HAHAHAHA im out

 

[Sviatoslav]

I was gonna avatar quote myself but it's not strong enough.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Just saw these quotes from Viggo Mortensen, of all people, on twitter...

Viggo Mortensen: "I never heard Messi say that he's the best in the world. He shows it on the pitch and that's it."

Viggo Mortensen: "It was cowardly of Mourinho to eye-gouge a well-mannered guy like Vilanova. Someone would have kicked his ass."

 

[Acidote]

Just saw these quotes from Viggo Mortensen, of all people, on twitter...

Viggo Mortensen: "I never heard Messi say that he's the best in the world. He shows it on the pitch and that's it."

Viggo Mortensen: "It was cowardly of Mourinho to eye-gouge a well-mannered guy like Vilanova. Someone would have kicked his ass."

Not someone. Simeone. Diego Pablo Simeone, Atlético's manager :-]

 

[xbhaskarx]

Oops, you are correct

 

[Salazar]

Viggo would straight kill Mourinho.

 

[confuziz]

2 identical freekicks done by Messi (also his last two goals). He's a robot confirmed!

 

[neoanarch]

Just saw these quotes from Viggo Mortensen, of all people, on twitter...

Viggo Mortensen: "I never heard Messi say that he's the best in the world. He shows it on the pitch and that's it."

Viggo Mortensen: "It was cowardly of Mourinho to eye-gouge a well-mannered guy like Vilanova. Someone would have kicked his ass."

I like Viggo but he's a bit crazy about Football.

Check his articles on the San Lorenzo de Almagro site if you can read spanish.

 

[Wilbur]

Damn, I sent a tale to Salva

 

[Freewheelin']

Noooooooooo Salva

 

[Oxx]

damn I have to go to sleep iim tired. if mumei is a guy I guess i can get him to tuck his cock and balls and wear a wig. Then rear entry. Do guys have hips?

HAHAHAHA im out

diplo.gif

 

[panty]

Would someone like to come with me to the Spain - France qualifying match in october @ Madrid? I'd like to go but not alone ;_;

 

[Clegg]

Do you guys not have Uni or jobs to go to?

I started back at Uni today. I had a choice of picking a certain economics module for 9am or 2pm. I picked the 9am slot coz I'm an idiot. Rest of my mates picked the other one.

 

[Yurt]

Do you guys not have Uni or jobs to go to?

I started back at Uni today. I had a choice of picking a certain economics module for 9am or 2pm. I picked the 9am slot coz I'm an idiot. Rest of my mates picked the other one.

9 is better if you watch football

 

[panty]

Do you guys not have Uni or jobs to go to?

I started back at Uni today. I had a choice of picking a certain economics module for 9am or 2pm. I picked the 9am slot coz I'm an idiot. Rest of my mates picked the other one.

I'm unemployed atm :lol

Also that's the slot I'd have taken.

 

[dc89]

Salva. Why?

:lol

 

[Wes]

Yeah I would always take the early one given an option, too.

 

[dc89]

My Blackberry ends in one minute on eBay!

Give me profits!!

Edit: Bought it for £40, sold it for £82. NICE!

 

[Salazar]

Do you guys not have Uni or jobs to go to?

Thesis to research, a journal edition to prepare, and tutoring to do (although the weeks around mid-semester are kind of light).

Fuck 9am. My earliest tute is at 10, and a lot of those students are still sleepy as hell.

 

[Clegg]

I'm just surprised by the amount of activity that goes on in this thread during the wee hours of the morning.

 

[Salazar]

 

[bud23]

Just saw these quotes from Viggo Mortensen, of all people, on twitter...

Viggo Mortensen: "I never heard Messi say that he's the best in the world. He shows it on the pitch and that's it."

Viggo Mortensen: "It was cowardly of Mourinho to eye-gouge a well-mannered guy like Vilanova. Someone would have kicked his ass."

you forgot another two quotes

Viggo Mortensen:"I am Real Madrid fan, but I hate Mourinho"
Viggo Mortensen:"No risk, no glory. You should go forward. Mourinho's approach is coward."

Mortensen said this 15 days ago or more,but anyways is not only Viggo Mortensen,I know a lot of Real Madrid fans who hate Mourinho.
I´m Real Madrid fan and I don´t agree with him most times.Honestly I can´t wait to see him at the premier league.

 

[operon]

Wilbury are we all getting scripts?

Whats the chances of us getting enough that we could all read a page of "50 shades of grey" and make a GAF audiobook

 

[Sloosha]

Wilbury are we all getting scripts?

Whats the chances of us getting enough that we could all read a page of "50 shades of grey" and make a GAF audiobook

Definitely need an audio adaptation of Wilbury's The Curious Case of Anderson and selected poems.

 

[pappe]

Wilbury are we all getting scripts?

Whats the chances of us getting enough that we could all read a page of "50 shades of grey" and make a GAF audiobook

Speaking of that book, my wife bought all 3 the other day. Should i be worried?

 

[dc89]

Speaking of that book, my wife bought all 3 the other day. Should i be worried?

nahhhhh. It's literature a 3 year old could write. It's so poor. I read like one page and there was like 50 swear words on that one page. It's terrible.

 

[Carbonox]

Do you guys not have Uni or jobs to go to?

I started back at Uni today. I had a choice of picking a certain economics module for 9am or 2pm. I picked the 9am slot coz I'm an idiot. Rest of my mates picked the other one.

I work from home so this allows me and GAF to get close and intimate even during the day.

 

[confuziz]

Do you guys not have Uni or jobs to go to?

I started back at Uni today. I had a choice of picking a certain economics module for 9am or 2pm. I picked the 9am slot coz I'm an idiot. Rest of my mates picked the other one.

Just graduated and unemployed atm. Got a job interview tomorrow though!

 

[Clegg]

I work from home so this allows me and GAF to get close and intimate even during the day.

You have the perfect job.

 

[FootballFan]

Wilbury are we all getting scripts?

Whats the chances of us getting enough that we could all read a page of "50 shades of grey" and make a GAF audiobook

:lol then afterwards make a thread in the OT with all the recordings in one package. Would be a joy to behold with tons of different accents that half the people listening wouldn't understand.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Nicolai Jørgensen who started as Denmark forward yesterday has signed a permanent deal with Copenhagen until 2016 after being on loan from Leverkusen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr0mDm5QuFE&t=2m42s

mmmm