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[Meier]

Meh. DDR broke mah heart.

His loss. We got Dreamy Garcia out of it instead.

Kyle's accent.

Wat. I hardly understood a word.

I feel much better reading this as I got maybe 15 of the 40 seconds. If someone from the UK can barely understand him, how is someone from America supposed to!

 

[Clegg]

Kyle's accent.

Wat. I hardly understood a word.

Just a matter of familiarity I suppose.

I didn't find his accent hard to understand at all.

 

[elseanio]

Needs more scouse.

 

[Phantast2k]

Not bad!

Robben did this recently:

I smell another long-term injury if he keeps doing that.

You ppl. have pretty good voices for the most part.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Just a matter of familiarity I suppose.

I didn't find his accent hard to understand at all.

I've listened to it twice and I only understand like 25% of it.

Operon has an awesome Irish accent. It sounds like a teddy bear.

 

[Facism]

God i love the feeling of dominating a gym routine when i feel like complete shit beforehand. Barely slept last night and was massively dehydrated most of the day.

Felt the pump more than once on the weights after my hour cardio. Pushed right through it, breaking the hymen of my ill-feeling and finally feeling good today. Now time for steak.

 

[elsk]

I smell another long-term injury if he keeps doing that.

You ppl. have pretty good voices for the most part.

I think they finally fixed him after the last surgery. Unfortunately, they also took away whatever made him a great player.

 

[Yen]

Judging by the OT, F1 2012 is an absolute disaster, again.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The script :lol



http://dl.dropbox.com/s/t0y2bwtxpk2bzli/Wilbury'sDialogueofKings.mp3

So here it is.

Script, although I think I am a teensy bit more understandable.

Enjoy that Danish accent.

http://woodenlung.minus.com/lH68sZdtpGeio

http://woodenlung.minus.com/mFtaS6lFJ/1L

http://minus.com/l6l1PBzUmeqy3

That will work! Damn shitty dropbox! (more than likely my fault)

As promised my reading of my short script from wilbury for your aural enjoyment

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/10859741/Reading.mp3

Have fun

And mine http://baconsaurus.minus.com/mbr7npPlvQ

And for fun I decided to translate the text to Dutch and read it out loud so you can hear my neutral voice. You can of course laugh at how silly Dutch sounds

http://baconsaurus.minus.com/mgTSlQN0l

 

[Facism]

wilbury, send me a script. I'll do my best randyTurk kebab-shop owner impression for you.

 

[Yurt]

wilbury, send me a script. I'll do my best randyTurk kebab-shop owner impression for you.

YES!!!!!!!!

 

[Wilbur]

Baconsaurus, you're so narrow-minded. I'm glad you've seen the error of your ways.

Judging by the OT, F1 2012 is an absolute disaster, again.

Might just get 2011 until this is patched and cheaper then.

FACISM GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES

 

[José Mourinho]

Kyle's accent.

Wat. I hardly understood a word.

His loss. We got Dreamy Garcia out of it instead.



I feel much better reading this as I got maybe 15 of the 40 seconds. If someone from the UK can barely understand him, how is someone from America supposed to!

I'm honestly not surprised chaps.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Where can I find the rest of these recordings :lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Baconsaurus, you're so narrow-minded. I'm glad you've seen the error of your ways.

You prick :lol

 

[PrematureQuiche]

And mine http://baconsaurus.minus.com/mbr7npPlvQ

And for fun I decided to translate the text to Dutch and read it out loud so you can hear my neutral voice. You can of course laugh at how silly Dutch sounds

http://baconsaurus.minus.com/mgTSlQN0l

Brilliant :lol your English is quite good as was Woodenlungs! The end did make me laugh :lol

 

[Wilbur]

Where can I find the rest of these recordings :lol

Just above; Kyle, Wooden, Bacon, Operon, Sviatoslav and Quiche have done them. Fry needs to get a fucking microphone, Arnie said he'll do one and Salva is dead

 

[Freewheelin']

Wooden's reading doesn't work for me (maybe cos I'm on iPad)

Want to hear his sexy Danish voice

 

[bud23]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A2a5PJ3CAAAX-8s.jpg:large

Fernando is a big real madrid fan

 

[operon]

His loss. We got Dreamy Garcia out of it instead.



I feel much better reading this as I got maybe 15 of the 40 seconds. If someone from the UK can barely understand him, how is someone from America supposed to!

Just a matter of familiarity I suppose.

I didn't find his accent hard to understand at all.

Sam here I understood every word, it was emotional listening to it, I could feel a swelling listening to it

I've listened to it twice and I only understand like 25% of it.

Operon has an awesome Irish accent. It sounds like a teddy bear.

Oh now your just going to give me a big head

 

[José Mourinho]

This is interactive forum use like never before.

 

[Wilbur]

gonna play them all at the same time later and see if i can break my ejaculate record

 

[José Mourinho]

gonna play them all at the same time later and see if i can break my ejaculate record

Fill a pint glass.

 

[operon]

gonna play them all at the same time later and see if i can break my ejaculate record

your own bukkake

 

[Phantast2k]

I think they finally fixed him after the last surgery. Unfortunately, they also took away whatever made him a great player.

Good

Gym rats, eh? What are your records (not that it's that important anyways, but don't lie YO!)?

I did:
- 165kg+ deadlifts (5 reps), 180kg max
- 120kg+ squats (some 6-8 reps)
- 110kg+ bench press (some 6-8 reps)


some 4-5 years ago in my prime. Now I mostly do plyometric/own weight exercises & running/cycling.

/edit
I guess it's only me & Facism. Wrong thread anyways..

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Bake a cake and frost it with your man juice

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wooden's reading doesn't work for me (maybe cos I'm on iPad)

Want to hear his sexy Danish voice

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/104334555/22222222222bjaelke.mp3

And mine http://baconsaurus.minus.com/mbr7npPlvQ

And for fun I decided to translate the text to Dutch and read it out loud so you can hear my neutral voice. You can of course laugh at how silly Dutch sounds

http://baconsaurus.minus.com/mgTSlQN0l

Haha great, you sound pretty British to me.

 

[Yurt]

Fernando is a big real madrid fan

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Dq9Tlu0Ukzc/T33MGu6KXNI/AAAAAAAARxU/4yP88P28dus/s640/31.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Oh no doubt. I just hope we're his second team at least. :p We're paying his bills after all.

 

[Freewheelin']

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/104334555/22222222222bjaelke.mp3

:lol it really does sound like Morgan Freeman

 

[Vivalaraza]

Pretty disappointed by Bacon's Dutch accent. Sounded very English with some sort of twang. Not Dutch enough.

 

[Broder Salsa]

your own bukkake

Don't think Wilbury will beat me in that just yet

Will have to wait for a meet up for that.

 

[Kyoufu]

...

 

[elsk]

Good

Gym rats, eh? What are your records (not that it's that important anyways, but don't lie YO!)?

I did:
- 165kg+ deadlifts (5 reps), 180kg max
- 120kg+ squats (some 6-8 reps)
- 110kg+ bench press (some 6-8 reps)


some 4-5 years ago in my prime. Now I mostly do plyometric/own weight exercises & running/cycling.

Woah. Mine (IIRC):
- 85kg squats
- 100kg bench press

I never managed to do deadlifts with significant weight, I mostly did it with machines. I was 20y back then good times.

 

[José Mourinho]

Tell you what GAFers who can't understand me.

Here is the original recording (the one you can't understand). That one is how I naturally speak, and the off script language would be very like me too.

Here is the revised edition. I slowed down and tried to enunciate as best I could.

I can't hear Baconsaurus's, minus wont load for me.

 

[3Sixty]

After dark thread is steadily seeping into normal thread.

Would do a recording but no one wants to hear my completely normal no accent Southern English.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Tell you what GAFers who can't understand me.

Here is the original recording (the one you can't understand). That one is how I naturally speak, and the off script language would be very like me too.

Here is the revised edition. I slowed down and tried to enunciate as best I could.

I can't hear Baconsaurus's, minus wont load for me.

Hope this works. Just click download https://docs.google.com/open?id=0BwKiyKXfSFW1ZWRIX3JBOVF2eFE

 

[José Mourinho]

Hope this works. Just click download https://docs.google.com/open?id=0BwKiyKXfSFW1ZWRIX3JBOVF2eFE

It says I need access. I think it emailed you or something?

 

[Vivalaraza]

After dark thread is steadily seeping into normal thread.

Would do a recording but no one wants to hear my completely normal no accent Southern English.

Do you say castle like a northerner or like a Londoner?

So, car-stle, or cass-tle.

 

[Bumhead]

I would do my accent, but everybody has heard Sean Bean and an Arctic Monkeys song so you all get the gist of it.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

It says I need access. I think it emailed you or something?

No idea that it worked that way but yeah, you should be able to access it now.

 

[elsk]

 

[operon]

It says I need access. I think it emailed you or something?

same here

 

[José Mourinho]

No idea that it worked that way but yeah, you should be able to access it now.

:lol I found it quite hard to understand (I know, look who's talking). But got it after a few listens.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I would do my accent, but everybody has heard Sean Bean and an Arctic Monkeys song so you all get the gist of it.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Found the option to make it accessible to anyone who has the link. Sorry

 

[Yen]

Watching Germany U19 v Wales U19. 1-1, Yesil for Germany, Wales goal was from an absolute howler from the keeper. Defender passes the ball to him and he goes to boot it up field but hits it straight ata a Wales player.

edit: 2-1 Germany. Swerving shot keeper should have maybe saved it.

 

[3Sixty]

Do you say castle like a northerner or like a Londoner?

So, car-stle, or cass-tle.

Car-stle

Unless im saying Newcastle. Because you have to say NuCassle in a Geordie accent.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Here is the revised edition. I slowed down and tried to enunciate as best I could.

I can't hear Baconsaurus's, minus wont load for me.

Now this I can pretty much fully understand!

and yeah, Minus was down for 15 min time there.

 

[Bumhead]

Ghahaha.

Fuck no. They're from Rotherham, Sheffields own dumping site. They're a law unto themselves (and sound NOWT like us!)

 

[Milchmonster]

Watching Germany U19 v Wales U19. 1-1, Yesil for Germany, Wales goal was from an absolute howler from the keeper. Defender passes the ball to him and he goes to boot it up field but hits it straight ata a Wales player.

Liverpool should just give Yesil a surprise start. He might not play well and have problems playing in the PL but he's always good for a goal. Maybe it works out for them.