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[elsk]

This girl walked in front of me from one end of Shinjuku station to the other, wearing an almost criminally short skirt and had the most beautiful legs.

But she doesn't know how to walk in heels and her gait was like a velociraptor. A tragedy I tell ya.

Maybe she was a dude.

 

[Sviatoslav]

If I was a gambler I'd put my life savings on Spartak to lose tomorrow or at least give up 3+ goals. It's going to be glorious.

Also Chelsea-gaf should watch out for my boy Mkhitaryan tomorrow.

 

[Arnie]

I'm depoliticised as it is, let alone when engaging in politics from a foreign nation.

When people try to engage in a Romney discussion in real life, I glare at them, and mumble something about football which usually scares them away. And they slink off back to their obscure coffee house in their Christmas jumpers in late October.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The debates always got some weird hilarity to them, always seems more like acting and who had the best speech writers, never really seems about the actual message just who can take most silly cheap shots.

It's almost like a Comedy Central Roast

 

[AndresON777]

Holy shit. I just used a normal Gillette razor for the first time in at least a year. It is amazing how close the shave is! lol. I've been using a cheap electric razor because I don't really care about it that much.

Schick Hydro 5 power is cheap and an amazing shave. It vibrates which I do think helps a little bit but also has dat hydration gel to make your skin smooth.

http://www.google.com/shopping/prod...&sa=X&ei=ceSFULLnGInI9QSk-4Fo&ved=0CGAQ8wIwAA

4 cartridge refills are only like 10 bucks too. You can shave good for at least 2 weeks per cartridge depending on how thick your hair is. I'm colombian so it's awful it's like my hair is fucking wire lol

Maybe she was a dude.

yep, lol

 

[FootballFan]

Lol Wilbs didn't realise you were posting here too. Good game lol.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Pretty impressive work. That second photo is Cesar Santin and Martin Vingaard helping out with making the tifo, love the new approach the club is finally taking and allowing the players to do such things.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Something like WAR WAR WAR

Yep

Those damn commies and Arabs are getting an asswhooping if Uncle Romney gets elected I tell ya

 

[Sloosha]

The debates always got some weird hilarity to them, always seems more like acting and who had the best speech writers, never really seems about the actual message just who can take most silly cheap shots.

Precisely. A lot of the answers are canned - have to make sure they get to mention their cheap shots and talking points - and are only tenuously linked to the questions asked. They're still entertaining though - especially the gaf play-by-play, as partisan as it is.

 

[GorillaJu]

I gave up trying to get a good shave and bought one of those $250 Braun self-cleaning electric razors.

Normal shaving cream (without using a badger hair brush) and cartridge razors cut up my skin like crazy and always leave a rough texture.

Using a badger hair brush and straight razor took way too much time for someone who likes to get up and leave in 10 minutes like me, but the shave was really close.

Debates? I watch them because I know they have a big outcome on the election. But almost nothing of value is gleaned from them. They're just forked PR exercises.

 

[Slizz]

Pretty impressive work. That second photo is Cesar Santin and Martin Vingaard helping out with making the tifo, love the new approach the club is finally taking and allowing the players to do such things.

Awesome stuff, really cool.

 

[elsk]

I shave with those 5$ gillette mach 3. not bad

 

[Sviatoslav]

BTW footy-gaf, today would have been the 83rd birthday of the greatest goalkeeper of all time, the black spider, Lev Yashin.

dat swag

 

[dalVlatko]

Marko Marin narrowly missed being fit to re-join the squad after a minor groin strain.

He is never going to play

 

[Messi]

Sup gangstas

 

[Phantast2k]

Maybe she was a dude.

yep

Wet shaving (with a safety razor) is the best form of shaving.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

He is never going to play

Damn! He looked really good against Wolves 'B' team :lol In Pre-season he looked good too!

 

[Fintan]

odd_morsel, are you able to vote from out of the country?

 

[FootballFan]

Hahah damn what a performance from Courtois. Did an Inter/Chelsea

Good games lol.

Oh yeah btw you kept possession so well in that first game. I couldn't even get the ball lol.

 

[Wilbur]

Hahah damn what a performance from Courtois. Did an Inter/Chelsea

Good games lol.

Yeah, first one I fucking bossed it until Aguero scored and I didn't do anything after. I'm awful at closing down and tackling, don't shoot enough outside the box.

Dunno how you didn't score in the second.

 

[Salvadora]

Hahah damn what a performance from Courtois.

This seems to becoming a frequent occurrence these days.

 

[GorillaJu]

odd_morsel, are you able to vote from out of the country?

Yeah. Absentee ballot. Not that my vote changes much, being from California there's very little risk of a republican candidate getting our electoral votes.

 

[FootballFan]

This seems to becoming a frequent occurrence these days.

Well yeah he is a great GK in real life but in case you didn't realise I was talking about his performance in FIFA 13 when I played Wilbury.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Sup gangstas

Never recognize you anymore with that avatar.

This seems to becoming a frequent occurrence these days.

Can't wait for his wonder saves against Arsenal next season to secure Chelsea the FA cup.

 

[AndresON777]

This seems to becoming a frequent occurrence these days.

Fucking Chelsea

 

[rodvik]

Sup gangstas

WTF with that avatar? I need to see Olivias lovely eyes, and chin.

 

[Awesome Animals]

I'm using my old 80gb iPod Classic as a External Hard Drive. It's crazy to think about how far we've come since I got my first iPod in 2002

 

[K1LLER7]

No Rio or Evra tomorrow, yes!!!!

youngs back too.

 

[Salvadora]

Well yeah he is a great GK in real life but in case you didn't realise I was talking about his performance in FIFA 13 when I played Wilbury.

Oh God haha. I thought you might have been watching highlights or something.

 

[Broder Salsa]

WTF with that avatar? I need to see Olivias lovely eyes, and chin.

Heskey can score against Chelsea.

 

[Willkiller]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/EnglishPride2004/heskey.jpg[/MG]


WTF with that avatar? I need to see Olivias lovely eyes, and chin.[/QUOTE]

Well you can't argue with 4 of those!

 

[Arnie]

Sup gangstas

uh oh

 

[Fintan]

The Courtois situation is interesting. He obviously can't just keep going on loan. I wonder if he'll displace Cech next year. At the very least he'll be better competition than Hilario and Turnbull.

 

[rodvik]

Heskey can score against Chelsea.

Boom! Truth bomb goes off.

Well you can't argue with 4 of those!

Facts and science, you cannot argue with it.

 

[Messi]

Never recognize you anymore with that avatar..

Sorry, it's placeholder.

Watching homeland, Just finished season 1 EP 6 spoilers

Spoiler

brody stuck his rail inside of claire danes like a boss and passes the polly like a boss

onto EP 7. Really enjoying it.

Edit: I went with a jawless avvy. Yes I've had enough alcohol to feel relaxed while watching homeland. I am not getting drunk

I see it got renewed for season 3 today

 

[Salvadora]

The Courtois situation is interesting. He obviously can't just keep going on loan. I wonder if he'll displace Cech next year. At the very least he'll be better competition than Hilario and Turnbull.

Maybe they'll send him to a premier league club next season.

Spoiler

Arsenal

 

[K1LLER7]

Not sure if this was posted earlier

Fergie press conference

The experienced defenders are to be rested for the European encounter but Ashley Young will feature as he has now fully recovered from a knee problem.

"I'm not playing Rio tomorrow," explained Sir Alex. "We have a game on Sunday against Chelsea and it’s a big one for us so I'm leaving a couple of players out. Rio and Patrice Evra are the older players – those are the two main changes for tomorrow. Other than that we’ve got a big squad.

"We've got Ashley Young back and he'll be involved tomorrow. We've got Nani, Valencia, Giggs... plenty of wide players. Of course, we also have plenty of central midfield players. So I have an issue in terms of picking the team. Hopefully I get it right.

"Shinji Kagawa didn't play on Saturday so he can prepare for tomorrow. Also, Stoke's a different team to any other side he's played. But mainly it was to give him a rest before tomorrow."

The manager was at pains to make clear that Ferdinand's exclusion was absolutely nothing to do with him refusing to wear a Kick It Out T-shirt before the Stoke City match.

"The issue's quite simple," he said. "I've spoken to Rio. I think there was a communication problem. He felt I should have spoken to him on Friday and I obviously didn't anticipate that he'd have a problem wearing the shirt.

"My advice to him was that I always feel a union is stronger than an individual. It's important he airs his grievances to the right people, to the PFA or the FA. It's been a communication problem rather than anything else.

"As the manager of a club you lay down policy and you don’t want to see it ignored. That’s where my anger came from on Saturday. But we've resolved the situation, there's no lingering problems and we move on. That's the end of the matter.

Sir Alex was also keen to stress that leaving out Ferdinand and Evra does not mean he is taking Braga lightly.

"We've kept players back from the Stoke game to play against Braga," he explained. "So we're not under-estimating Braga.

"Braga, to my mind, are better away from home. They showed that by beating Galatasaray. Turkey's not an easy place to go and they managed a 2-0 victory. Counter-attacking will rear its head."

Hope Kagawa puts in a great performance tomorrow and froggie starts him against Chelsea.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just the thought of Chelsea winning on Sunday seriously tickles my fanny.

 

[Slizz]

Just the thought of Chelsea winning on Sunday seriously tickles my fanny.

I personally think it will be a horrendous game and probably end in a draw.

 

[Salvadora]

Just the thought of Chelsea winning on Sunday seriously tickles my fanny.

Me too sadly.

 

[Wilbur]

Just the thought of Chelsea winning on Sunday seriously tickles my fanny.

2-1 Chelsea. A draw would be a good result.

 

[K1LLER7]

Just the thought of Chelsea winning on Sunday seriously tickles my fanny.

Chelsea are favourites. Wouldn't mind a draw but I could see us nicking it 1-0.

 

[AndresON777]

Just the thought of Chelsea winning on Sunday seriously tickles my fanny.

United? I'll be pulling for you guys.

Just picked up Yurt's waifu!!!

 

[Kyoufu]

Chelsea are favourites. Wouldn't mind a draw but I could see us nicking it 1-0.

:lol

 

[Fintan]

Just the thought of Chelsea winning on Sunday seriously tickles my fanny.

7 points clear of United already would be amazing. I think it'll be a draw though.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Could live with a draw too, but dammit City looks scary so would be nice with some distance, not because they are playing well but because they are playing like shit and constantly winning anyway.

 

[Scum]

Chelsea are favourites. Wouldn't mind a draw but I could see us nicking it 1-0.

As long as it's Kagawa.

 

[Salvadora]

Hopefully if Chelsea dicks United it helps Arsenal.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Chelsea will win 4-1! Hazard/Oscar/Mata/Sturridge/Moses/Whoever we have at RAM will destroy Evra.

 

[Fintan]

Could live with a draw too, but dammit City looks scary so would be nice with some distance, not because they are playing well but because they are playing like shit and constantly winning anyway.

Well, I think they're playing at home against Swansea next so they'll likely make up ground on us if it's a draw or worse.