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Football Thread 2012/13 |OT7| Wilde things happen afer dark
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The_Hitcher89
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He isn't Premier League proven, and he didn't score against Valencia
Get that in your bonce
Willkiller
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fixed
If I don't get my winnings I'll walk to their HQ and nut one of their executives.
Get that in your head.
AndresON777
shooting blanks
Lol I meant your avatar
I think you're doing it wrong mate.
I've lost my head.
In the library just laughing at random shit out of fatigue. Walked past a computer and a guy had an essay title, and then underneath it, literally just:
'Mohammed (2010)'
Fucking broke down in an aisle. Got a girl texting me saying she'll do naughty things to see me do the robot to Rack City. I want to know how naughty. What stage fud is this?
In the library just laughing at random shit out of fatigue. Walked past a computer and a guy had an essay title, and then underneath it, literally just:
'Mohammed (2010)'
Fucking broke down in an aisle. Got a girl texting me saying she'll do naughty things to see me do the robot to Rack City. I want to know how naughty. What stage fud is this?
#fuckbayern
I honestly don't think I've ever had a scorecast come in. Waste of time IMO.
Baconsaurus Rex
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So when will we know who's won the elections?
Wednesday morning? I shall troll the shit out of Republicans on Twitter.
AndresON777
shooting blanks
Tuesday night.
I don't give a Fuck if the line is long I'm going home.
I don't give a Fuck if the line is long I'm going home.
That's a stage 4 fud baby
INFOGRAM: THE STAGES OF F.U.D.
STAGE ONE: FOUR UP DERE
STAGE ONE FUDS ARE NORMALLY RESERVED FOR WHEN YOU'VE EATEN A PARTICULARLY NICE SANDWICH OR YOU BOUGHT SOME NAUGHTY TROUSERS. SOMETIMES IF YOU'VE SEEN A PRETTY DAMN GOOD MOVIE OR LIVE ACT
STAGE TWO: FIVE UP DERE
STAGE TWO FUDS NORMALLY OCCUR IF YOU'RE GIVEN A LARGE MONEY VALUE VOUCHER OR YOU'VE HAD A FUCKING CLASS NIGHT OUT. SOMETIMES RESERVED FOR GRANNY'S CHRISTMAS DINNERS
STAGE THREE: FIST UP DERE
STAGE THREE IS SAVED FOR THE TANTALISING PROSPECT OF A TITLE WIN FOR YOUR CLUB OR WHEN A GIRL TELLS YOU YOUR PENIS IS NICE
STAGE FOUR: FUCKINGEVERYTHING UP THERE
STAGE FOUR IS FOR WHEN THE GIRL THAT TELLS YOU YOUR PENIS IS NICE PUTS SAID PENIS IN SAID GIRL
I had Lambert 1st scorer and to win 2-1 vs United. So that late loss hurt me double.
Its only for fun.
The_Hitcher89
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My avatar is troof
AndresON777
shooting blanks
lol puta
He scores some ridiculously good goals. I was just remembering the one against Roma today.
his goal against schalke was really ridiculous.
Milchmonster
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So, looks like our main sponsor Evonik has bought ads in 7 Spanish newspapers. They say: "Things we Germans like to take home as souvenirs: olive oil, sherry, three points."
They may not pay the most money but their BVB ads are fucking awesome, love them
They may not pay the most money but their BVB ads are fucking awesome, love them
Thanks, I'll get this laminated.
Prepare for a literary critique off the Kermdog though, that shit's not referenced correctly.
This is a repeat event. I've done all the impressing I need to. Now I just need a juke box and I'm floating in tits and ass.
I feel like you should upload a video of you doing said robot. For educational purposes.
The_Hitcher89
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Worst accumulator ever
So, looks like our main sponsor Evonik has bought ads in 7 Spanish newspapers. They say: "Things we Germans like to take home as souvenirs: olive oil, sherry, three points."
They may not pay the most money but their BVB ads are fucking awesome, love them
remember the DFB cup ones. even I laughed
fuck kermdog
I also have a questionnaire you can give her if you want but I wrote it for a girl to give to a boy so it might not make sense
Joel Was Right
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Benfica WIN
R. Madrid to score in both halves
Over 2.5 goals in Chelsea v Shakhtar
Over 2.5 goals in Man City v Ajax
Over 2.5 goals in Porto's game
16/1
R. Madrid to score in both halves
Over 2.5 goals in Chelsea v Shakhtar
Over 2.5 goals in Man City v Ajax
Over 2.5 goals in Porto's game
16/1
The less naughty the attire, the more naughty it appears when I whip it off.
I'll give it her and she can give it me back.
FootballFan
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Ballon d'Or talk, skip if uninterested:
Casillas voting for Ramos for the Ballon d'Or lol.
He also said "I would never vote for myself"
Meanwhile Ronaldo earlier said "If I could, I'd vote for myself"
While the real Ronaldo has said he would vote for Messi.
Neymar has shut Barca rumours down a bit claiming he will only play with Messi if he joins Santos lol.
Casillas voting for Ramos for the Ballon d'Or lol.
He also said "I would never vote for myself"
Meanwhile Ronaldo earlier said "If I could, I'd vote for myself"
While the real Ronaldo has said he would vote for Messi.
Neymar has shut Barca rumours down a bit claiming he will only play with Messi if he joins Santos lol.
Phantast2k
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So, looks like our main sponsor Evonik has bought ads in 7 Spanish newspapers. They say: "Things we Germans like to take home as souvenirs: olive oil, sherry, three points."
They may not pay the most money but their BVB ads are fucking awesome, love them
Hope they don't jinx it :|
Grabbing 3 points in Madrid would be absolutely nuts.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Start a thread about UFOs in the OT and Meus doesn't even show up.
The_Hitcher89
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I'm gonna get on that. Only question is whether to put a fiver on, or £2.50
I went for:
Roma v Palermo - Over 2.5 (won)
West Brom v Southampton - West Brom
Paris Saint-Germain v Dinamo Zagreb - PSG
Real Madrid v Borussia Dortmund - Real & over 2.5
Man City v Ajax - Under 3.5
AC Milan v Malaga - Milan or draw
Anderlecht v Zenit St Petersburg - Under 3.5
Dynamo Kiev v Porto - Over 1.5
Schalke 04 v Arsenal - Over 1.5
Bayern Munich v Lille - Bayern
Juventus v Nordsjaelland - Juventus
Celtic v Barcelona - Barcelona
Chelsea v Shakhtar Donetsk - Both teams to score
Braga v Man Utd - Over 1.5
Staked £2.50, returns £159.97
Roma v Palermo - Over 2.5 (won)
West Brom v Southampton - West Brom
Paris Saint-Germain v Dinamo Zagreb - PSG
Real Madrid v Borussia Dortmund - Real & over 2.5
Man City v Ajax - Under 3.5
AC Milan v Malaga - Milan or draw
Anderlecht v Zenit St Petersburg - Under 3.5
Dynamo Kiev v Porto - Over 1.5
Schalke 04 v Arsenal - Over 1.5
Bayern Munich v Lille - Bayern
Juventus v Nordsjaelland - Juventus
Celtic v Barcelona - Barcelona
Chelsea v Shakhtar Donetsk - Both teams to score
Braga v Man Utd - Over 1.5
Staked £2.50, returns £159.97
LabouredSubterfuge
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I envisage a scene whereby Arnie's courtship goes so well that his prey ends up finger banging herself in the wrong hole, so mystified is she by Arnie's gyrating simulacra. It's no surprise to me that this scene also contains Wilbury dressed as a commodore 64 barking prurient orders via his tape deck.
It's been a long day. Apologies for the interruption.
I'm gonna PM you now. I hope you love it.
Who is that with Meus?
Definitely a goal in that team, and they're cert to concede a couple.
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