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[ShogunX]

So, let's say the woman of your dreams offers to have sex with you. The only catch being that it must be a three way with a footballer. Who do you choose?

I think I would go with Puyol. He seems like he would be a gentle lover under all that hard exterior. Or maybe Aguero? Try it on the wild side with Joseph Barton?

Paul Scholes. He's packing about 1 inch of ginger filth so this woman of my dreams would be focusing solely on the prime cut right over here

 

[Splatt]

Fuck you Handanovic.

 

[Fry]

What if he headbutts you mid-coitus?

Depends. With which head?

 

[Clegg]

Pele

Alonso. ScarJo can film it while me and Xabi go at it like rutting stags

Giggsy.

Balotelli

John Terry, no doubt.

Dirk Kuyt

Sexists

 

[adriano999]

HandaGODvic <3

 

[Messi]

I'd choose Hope Solo.

Opposite sex, pls.

Maybe. RVP

 

[pulga]

So, let's say the woman of your dreams offers to have sex with you. The only catch being that it must be a three way with a footballer. Who do you choose?

I think I would go with Puyol. He seems like he would be a gentle lover under all that hard exterior. Or maybe Aguero? Try it on the wild side with Joseph Barton?

Pato. He'll injure himself on the first thrust and then Candice Swanopoel is all MINE.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Wait a minute he said footballer, but never said anything about male footballer.

New answer:

 

[Feorax]

I was wondering how long that would take

 

[Kyoufu]

So, let's say the woman of your dreams offers to have sex with you. The only catch being that it must be a three way with a footballer. Who do you choose?

I think I would go with Puyol. He seems like he would be a gentle lover under all that hard exterior. Or maybe Aguero? Try it on the wild side with Joseph Barton?

Cabaye.

 

[pulga]

I was wondering how long that would take

Eh first thought I had was Alex Morgan, but someone beat me to it with Hope Solo. Figured wasn't worth the retread.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Depends. With which head?

Would I frot with the three time FIFA World Player of the Year? Yes. Yes I would.

 

[Yurt]

Fuck you Handanovic.

He's quite underrated. One of the best keepers around, and probably the best penalty saver in the world.

 

[Hixx]

Sexists

Pele would have to watch from the sidelines no crossing swords or owt

 

[D_prOdigy]

Oh my.

 

[Awesome Animals]

I'd choose Hope Solo.

Winning answer. Way to think outside the box.

I reject Messi's new, revised phrasing.

 

[Kyoufu]

Haha, nice. All going to plan so far.

 

[adriano999]

He's quite underrated. One of the best keepers around, and probably the best penalty saver in the world.

I agree, always liked him. I'm glad we replaced Julio Cesar with Handa.

 

[Fintan]

:lol at that Maribor equaliser.

 

[Messi]

Winning answer. Way to think outside the box.

I reject Messi's new, revised phrasing.

I choose Darren Bent. I'll put a few in his onion bag

 

[Yurt]

Chiellini and my girlfriend.

 

[Messi]

Chiellini and my girlfriend.

No Pirlo? Conte ? Pogba?

 

[Yurt]

No Pirlo? Conte ? Pogba?

Pirlo? Never.

Conte? Too demanding.

 

[Oxx]

dp

Oh my.

 

[Meier]

Poor Spurs. I'm pulling for you guys!

 

[Fry]

dp

You got too excited there over the thought of having sex with Chiellini.

 

[Messi]

Pirlo? Never.

Conte? Too demanding.

You would be afraid of Juve fixing the session and slipping Buffon in instead of the woman

 

[pulga]

Chiellini and my girlfriend.

With Chiello at least theres no need for a condom!

 

[Yurt]

^Fuck condoms Don't remind me.

You got too excited there over the thought of having sex with Chiellini.

YES

You would be afraid of Juve fixing the session and slipping Buffon in instead of the woman

I'm afraid we're not Barca, Messi.

 

[bud]

wilshere is quite possibly the handsomest of players in the premier league.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg

 

[pulga]

wilshere is quite possibly the handsomest of players in the premier league.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg

Seriously? Im straight myself but surely Giroud > Javi Garcia > other players I havent thought about > Wilshere > Silva

 

[LFMartins86]

Another depressing 45 mins from Sporting. At least we are starting to be consistent, no more flashes of quality, we are now shit all the time.

 

[Messi]

^Fuck condoms Don't remind me.

YES

I'm afraid we're not Barca, Messi.

Some people are convicted cheaters others are just suspected

 

[Kyoufu]

Seriously? Im straight myself but surely Giroud > Javi Garcia > other players I havent thought about > Wilshere > Silva

Ginola > All

 

[bud]

Seriously? Im straight myself but surely Giroud > Javi Garcia > other players I havent thought about > Wilshere > Silva

okay, true. i was talking about english players to be honest, but then again, most of them are not very handsome.

 

[adriano999]

Inter banned Sneijder from using Twitter :lol
Those photos with Paris Hilton while he was supposed to be recovering from his injury in LA were probably too much.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Chiellini and my girlfriend.

:3

 

[pulga]

okay, true. i was talking about english players to be honest, but then again, most of them are not very handsome.

 

[Kyoufu]

Anita's great goal today:

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/golazo-vurnon-anita-newcastle-v-club-brugge/

 

[Yurt]

Is Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition worth buying? I don't do DLCs.

Some people are convicted cheaters others are just suspected

Well if you're still stuck in 2006, then maybe.

 

[Linius]

Anita's great goal today:

http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/golazo-vurnon-anita-newcastle-v-club-brugge/

Just saw it _O_

Give him back.

 

[FootballFan]

Well if you're still stuck in 2006, then maybe.

Barca - Juve gaf-rivalry continuing I see.

 

[Mastadon]

You guys have awful taste.

Martin Kelly.

 

[Fry]

Defoe is always so fucking good whenever I watch Spurs.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Is Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition worth buying? I don't do DLCs.


Well if you're still stuck in 2006, then maybe.

I remember hearing it was janky as hell, but someone in the modding community improved the game immensely. Why would you buy the game a second time rather than just the DLC?

I really need to play that game again.

 

[Yurt]

Splatt explain yourself.

Shocking misses.

 

[Splatt]

Splatt explain yourself.

Shocking misses.

Well... umm... fuck... we suck.

 

[adriano999]

PALACIOOOOO!! Grande Guarin!

 

[TeegsD]

Really nice to see that Academica got the win today over Atletico. And of.course our loaned out player scored both goals...

Any of my other Sporting friends on here able to recap me on the game so far? Is it the same old song and dance? At least we aren't losing -.-

 

[LFMartins86]

Really nice to see that Academica got the win today over Atletico. And of.course our loaned out player scored both goals...

Any of my other Sporting friends on here able to recap me on the game so far? Is it the same old song and dance? At least we aren't losing -.-

Quick recap : Shit, 45 min of pure shit without any redeeming quality.