Every paper in every land sucks infinite clit. Don't believe a thing until someone from a club actually says it, that's what I dream of. A land where one day we're free, free to do what we want.
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Football Thread 2013-14 |OT2| Caravanning all the way to France
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Every paper in every land sucks infinite clit. Don't believe a thing until someone from a club actually says it, that's what I dream of. A land where one day we're free, free to do what we want.
LanceVance
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Broder Salsa
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Københavns director of sports looks like he's enjoying life.
This is a doll dedicated to him.
This is a doll dedicated to him.
AS is as reliable as it's reporters and the sources they cite. depending on reporter and whether they use their own or cite someone else decides how reliable they are.
When AS reports from their own sources, they are usually on the mark. Grain of salt is required by default if using sources that are not their own.
When AS reports from their own sources, they are usually on the mark. Grain of salt is required by default if using sources that are not their own.
I'm not believing these stories one bit. They're comedy.
Broder Salsa
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We have won 1 of our last 12 games... and we're about to play champions league football with the most incomplete team in the world, this will make Fc Nordsjælland look brilliant, it's going to be fucking embarrassing. We just sold Cornelius and apparently refusing to use the money.
I want to kill someone.
just shut up and give me modric
It's like hes aged 15 years already from stress yet hasn't done shit but go on vacation.
I expect there will be a club statement on Bale this week. Tomorrow he will have talks with Levy and be told to wait 12 months.
I don't think he will throw his toys out the pram but the longer these rumours go on the more distracting it gets. Speculation about your players can ruin a pre-season, we need to get Bale training again and focused on the new season. I don't want any of this skiving shit that Modric pulled two summers in a row. This is the statement we reassd two years ago:
Something like that would shut everybody up until next summer.
I don't think he will throw his toys out the pram but the longer these rumours go on the more distracting it gets. Speculation about your players can ruin a pre-season, we need to get Bale training again and focused on the new season. I don't want any of this skiving shit that Modric pulled two summers in a row. This is the statement we reassd two years ago:
Something like that would shut everybody up until next summer.
I had a dream where I was involved in a threesome. loved it.
Then another dream where I woke up (but still dreaming) and proceeded to shag my wife. loved that the most.
And then woke up again (to another dream) where my wife was pegging me. was alright for a change.
and then I finally wake up this morning with my lady and she happened to be in mood so...
I had a great morning today.
Then another dream where I woke up (but still dreaming) and proceeded to shag my wife. loved that the most.
And then woke up again (to another dream) where my wife was pegging me. was alright for a change.
and then I finally wake up this morning with my lady and she happened to be in mood so...
I had a great morning today.
Ohhh dear. #bringstaleback
just one more time i swear
I edited my post so try it again. I tend to think I post the whole thing when in fact I miss a few words to a paragraph. my mind is faster than my hands.
He's descending into his final gollum form.
His desperation for silverware is melting his face.
Fuck, now I wanna dedicate one to Marotta too.
But for a totally different reason.
<3
GOOD JOB THIS YEAR MARRY
Sviatoslav
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Don't worry Wooden, we'll be the ones that make Nordsjælland look brilliant this week
It'll be so lovely when we win the Community Shield and he gets a lust for silverware
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LanceVance
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The_Hitcher89
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Broder Salsa
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Please God, this thread is nastier than anal disasters category on efukt at the moment, no need for both Moyes and Agger on the same page.
In the threesome dream it wasn't two women most peeps would think, it was two guys. I was being banged and I was blowing some guy off at the same time in this dream. was a funny dream really.
my dreams be weird but I had wierder dreams. Best dream was when I was fighting my wife but we were making love at the same time. nothing like uppercutting my lady, striking her jaw whilst shagging her as she tries to gnaw my eyes out or break my nose. I nearly had that dream come true! good times.
my dreams be weird but I had wierder dreams. Best dream was when I was fighting my wife but we were making love at the same time. nothing like uppercutting my lady, striking her jaw whilst shagging her as she tries to gnaw my eyes out or break my nose. I nearly had that dream come true! good times.
Can't be worse than Dinamo Z. last year.
Benzema and Ozil
Your dreams explain your posts.
Broder Salsa
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Don't worry Wooden, we'll be the ones that make Nordsjælland look brilliant this week
Oh you won't, don't worry about that.They are nearly as bad as us. Seriously their defense is not just bad but terrible, we even loaned them our worst defender.
The_Hitcher89
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Mumei pls
Seems like Celtic will be getting Boerrigter from us. Good to see him finally leaving
Is he shit?
Yeah right.
And then, maybe, who knows, you'll start winning your arguments.
Oh you won't, don't worry about that.They are nearly as bad as us. Seriously their defense is not just bad but terrible, we even loaned them our worst defender.
Woah, you guys lost the first two games of the season? :/
I thought Copenhagen was like the über club in Denmark, the one to beat.
The_Hitcher89
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lol
LFMartins86
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I was away for the weekend camping so I missed our presentation match against Real Sociedad but it seems we played well and we won 2-0, not a bad result.
Adrien scored a great goal. That away kit is so fucking weird, not sure if I like it.
Adrien scored a great goal. That away kit is so fucking weird, not sure if I like it.
It was great.
Broder Salsa
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Won one of our last 12. :']
Last season you could think it was maybe just a result of us having already won the league, but it's clear now that the team is full of rent boys that needs their ass forcefully penetrated until they leave again.
Also our director of sports is failing hard, our whole concept is based around having having a huge forward, with lots of crosses from the fullbacks and wingers, problem being that these days we only have fucking midgets in the box.
Is he shit?
Well shit is a big word. But injured a lot and not that good. His speed is his main pro. But we have Fisher for his position. And more wingers like Andersen and Sana to back Fisher up if needs be.
Too bad. Hope you guys make it trough the season quite alright.
yeah I figured. When I switched over they were already doing the post match interviews and everybody seemed to be excited about the quality of the play.
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