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[Wilbur]

In the threesome dream it wasn't two women most peeps would think, it was two guys. I was being banged and I was blowing some guy off at the same time in this dream. was a funny dream really.

my dreams be weird but I had wierder dreams. Best dream was when I was fighting my wife but we were making love at the same time. nothing like uppercutting my lady, striking her jaw whilst shagging her as she tries to gnaw my eyes out or break my nose. I nearly had that dream come true! good times.

i cannt breth

 

[Turok_TTZ]

It's the heat. It does things to people.

I live in texas and boy the heat sucks here.

Flo probably has wet dreams over bale. its the only explanation.

 

[Frank the Great]

USA v. Panama, Gold Cup finally starting in a few minutes. Watch it, cunts.

 

[LegoArmo]

Well shit is a big word. But injured a lot and not that good. His speed is his main pro. But we have Fisher for his position. And more wingers like Andersen and Sana to back Fisher up if needs be.

Celtic could use a winger, especially one with pace. I hope he does okay in the SPL. I imagine it's a level slightly below the Eredivisie.

 

[fuenf]

USA v. Panama, Gold Cup finally starting in a few minutes. Watch it, cunts.

But Jürgen is banned from the sidelines I can't watch a game where Vasquez is headcoach, he ruined Jürgen's stint at Bayern.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

A mod needs to come in here and ban every Farsa, FuckBayern and lolventus fan and then everything will be right with the world again.

I fixed that for you.

 

[Linius]

Celtic could use a winger, especially one with pace. I hope he does okay in the SPL. I imagine it's a level slightly below the Eredivisie.

Yeah, probably. Especially now Celtic is the last big club left there. We've beaten Celtic with their XI in last seasons pre-season 4-0. That was one week before they were playing CL qualifiers.

 

[panty]

USA v. Panama, Gold Cup finally starting in a few minutes. Watch it, cunts.

Well why not, sure.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

would be legit pissed if USA wins it. Legit pissed.

 

[Wilbur]

How the fuck are Panama in a final

 

[fuenf]

WTF the stadium isnt sold out? SMH USA smh.

would be legit pissed if USA wins it. Legit pissed.

why? Klinsi deserves it!

 

[GQman2121]

Gold Cup stat: 23 year history, 3 countries have won it. One being Canada.....

 

[LegoArmo]

Yeah, probably. Especially now Celtic is the last big club left there. We've beaten Celtic with their XI in last seasons pre-season 4-0. That was one week before they were playing CL qualifiers.

Celtic are notoriously bad in pre-season, but yeah, there's 4-5 good teams in the Dutch league and only 1 in the SPL, it's a shame.

I wish you had more positive news about this guy, but we'll see how he gets on with a change of scenery. That's a couple of Netherlands guys at Celtic now.

 

[Frank the Great]

would be legit pissed if USA wins it. Legit pissed.

How the fuck are Panama in a final

Because Mexico are an embarrassment to football.

 

[LanceVance]

 

[Arnie]

hahahaha

stahp

In other news Capitano Laaa is a hero.

 

[Feorax]

Assaidi medical at Anderlecht possibly tomorrow. Good luck to the lad.

Also seen some rumours we have two medicals booked in this week. Obviously one would be for Cissokho, but fuck knows who else.

 

[Frank the Great]

What's with the stereotyping of Germans during every sporting event? They are always more "prepared" and "disciplined" than the opposition just because they are German. It's worse than when they call Italians defensive-minded or the British playing hoofball, because those refer to tactics whereas the stereotyping of Germans goes to character.

 

[LegoArmo]

What's with the stereotyping of Germans during every sporting event? They are always more "prepared" and "disciplined" than the opposition just because they are German. It's worse than when they call Italians defensive-minded, because that refers to tactics whereas the stereotyping of Germans goes to character.

What it actually means is "we English are never prepared or disciplined and just run around like headless chickens, woe is us"

 

[fuenf]

What's with the stereotyping of Germans during every sporting event? They are always more "prepared" and "disciplined" than the opposition just because they are German. It's worse than when they call Italians defensive-minded or the British playing hoofball, because those refer to tactics whereas the stereotyping of Germans goes to character.

Well according to the German press we are always underprepared and not passionate enough.

 

[Linius]

Celtic are notoriously bad in pre-season, but yeah, there's 4-5 good teams in the Dutch league and only 1 in the SPL, it's a shame.

I wish you had more positive news about this guy, but we'll see how he gets on with a change of scenery. That's a couple of Netherlands guys at Celtic now.

Yeah, Van Dijk went there too I saw.

Well, Boerrigter will probably be of good service to Celtic. But mainly because of his many injuries he wasn't the right guy for us.

 

[Slizz]

Panama sent their A-squad and they have actually been pretty good overall in the whole tourney.

Only 3 goals allowed so far.

 

[LFMartins86]

Assaidi medical at Anderlecht possibly tomorrow. Good luck to the lad.

Also seen some rumours we have two medicals booked in this week. Obviously one would be for Cissokho, but fuck knows who else.

Ilori? It seems he wasn´t part of the squad that was on the presentation match yesterday.

 

[Frank the Great]

What it actually means is "we English are never prepared or disciplined and just run around like headless chickens, woe is us"

Well according to the German press we are always underprepared and not passionate enough.

An American guy said it this time! I guess they are just trying to be like English commentators.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ilori? It seems he wasn´t part of the squad that was on the presentation match yesterday.

How good is he?

We need a CB

 

[Timurid]

An American guy said it this time! I guess they are just trying to be like English commentators.

Did twellman said that?

 

[CrashBandicoot]

A mod needs to come in here and ban every Liverpool, Man United and Real Madrid fan and then everything will be right with the world again.

There would be almost nobody left, it'd be a post-apocalyptic wasteland of a thread.

 

[LTWheels]

Assaidi medical at Anderlecht possibly tomorrow. Good luck to the lad.

Also seen some rumours we have two medicals booked in this week. Obviously one would be for Cissokho, but fuck knows who else.

Papa hype train time.

 

[Arnie]

Assaidi medical at Anderlecht possibly tomorrow. Good luck to the lad.

Also seen some rumours we have two medicals booked in this week. Obviously one would be for Cissokho, but fuck knows who else.

Good luck to him.

Just watched Ibe's tour reflections video, he speaks so clearly and intelligently for a young player. Compare him to the likes of Raheem and Wisdom and he sounds like Salazar.

Reckon Cissokho will be our final signing. Papa's a dream and I don't even think we're bothered about Eriksen, which to me feels like a mistake. But I trust the people who brought us Sturridge and Coutinho for £20 million.

 

[Randdalf]

Patrick Agyemang is a beast, Rayo couldn't deal with him. But then they went and scored 2 goals and passed it around us for 45 mins.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Good luck to him.

Just watched Ibe's tour reflections video, he speaks so clearly and intelligently for a young player. Compare him to the likes of Raheem and Wisdom and he sounds like Salazar.

Reckon Cissokho will be our final signing. Papa's a dream and I don't even think we're bothered about Eriksen, which to me feels like a mistake. But I trust the people who brought us Sturridge and Coutinho for £20 million.

I keep forgetting how good Sturridge has been for us so far. It just feels like he could easily start struggling for goals.

 

[panty]

There's no way Panama wins this.

 

[jamesinclair]

Today we're all panamanians

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Today we're all panamanians

I'm a Panamaniac

Spoiler

lol

 

[Feorax]

Reckon Cissokho will be our final signing. Papa's a dream and I don't even think we're bothered about Eriksen, which to me feels like a mistake. But I trust the people who brought us Sturridge and Coutinho for £20 million.

I think if we start selling players then we really can't afford to leave it at that. The players likely to go now are Skrtel, Coates and Suarez (plus Speo), and if they go they will absolutely need replacing.

Going to be a mental couple of weeks I think.

 

[ATF487]

Assaidi looked decent when he came on, sort of confused on why we're moving him on so quickly but whatever.

also gus johnson stop saying panamaw

 

[Frank the Great]

Did twellman said that?

Nah it was Wynalda. I usually like him as a pundit but he's a real idiot as a color commentator.

 

[LFMartins86]

How good is he?

We need a CB

Tall, good positioning and timing, fast. He actually holds the Academy record for the 50m sprint or something, beating Nani and Ronaldo. He is still young and makes some silly mistakes but there´s lots of potential there and he could become a great CB.

 

[Arnie]

I keep forgetting how good Sturridge has been for us so far. It just feels like he could easily start struggling for goals.

Nah, Sturridge is quality. To be fair he was fucking brilliant at Bolton, and when he was getting game time under AVB. He's not a flash in the pan, lad's got real talent. He's one of the most technically gifted English players, after the likes of Wilshere. If he was French a lot more people would take notice.

He's got fitness issues, but we've got a really good medical team to account for that.

Also what the fuck is that avatar?

I think if we start selling players then we really can't afford to leave it at that. The players likely to go now are Skrtel, Coates and Suarez (plus Speo), and if they go they will absolutely need replacing.

Going to be a mental couple of weeks I think.

If we sell Skrtel and Coates we're definitely getting Papa.

Don't really see how we can sell Suarez with Soldado going to Spurs. The only thing we can hope for is that it's Real who buy Suarez (after failing to land Bale) and we can get a player in as part of the deal. Like Morata.

 

[fuenf]

wow Klinsmann has the USA trying to play beautiful football and Andi Herzog is an assistant coach? I'm impressed.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Tall, good positioning and timing, fast. He actually holds the Academy record for the 50m sprint or something, beating Nani and Ronaldo. He is still young and makes some silly mistakes but there´s lots of potential there and he could become a great CB.

Rodgers pls

Nah, Sturridge is quality. To be fair he was fucking brilliant at Bolton, and when he was getting game time under AVB. He's not a flash in the pan, lad's got real talent. He's one of the most technically gifted English players, after the likes of Wilshere. If he was French a lot more people would take notice.

He's got fitness issues, but we've got a really good medical team to account for that.

I hope his form continues, woild make Suarez's ban/leaving much easier to handle. When's he back anyway?

Laters, knobends

 

[Walshy]

Any news about Coates leaving? Will be really shocked to see him still at Liverpool at the end of the window.

 

[Arnie]

Rodgers pls



I hope his form continues, woild make Suarez's ban/leaving much easier to handle. When's he back anyway?

Laters, knobends

He was back running recently, I think he'll make the Stoke game. I fucking hope so, anyway. Borini's just plop.

What's your avatar?

 

[LegoArmo]

Like Morata.

I'd have to change my avatar, don't be selfish.

 

[panty]

Donovan you cock

 

[Arnie]

I'd have to change my avatar, don't be selfish.

You could be our final transfer.

 

[Frank the Great]

Holden.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

"Friendly" match against Getafe today.

Yellow card right there.

 

[Carbonox]

Shola Ameobi scored another goal in our win against Blackpool today. 3 goals in preseason. He's obviously the striker we need to lead us to the top 4.




hurrdurr

 

[GQman2121]

Holden fucks his knee again.....