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Football Thread 2013-14 |OT2| Caravanning all the way to France
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Tom perched on the edge of the bench, his sweat slithering down his toned calves. He unstrapped his shinpads, took down his shorts, hung up his shirt and stepped into the shower. The searing water poured down upon him, and he rubbed his eyes, his face.
"Clev!"
He looked up. Alex was standing in the door frame, wearing nothing.
"Yeah?"
"Team dinner in five."
"I'm just finishing up here, Butty."
"You're so long in the shower Tom. You're food will go cold."
"Then why don't you help me?"
Alexander tiptoed over, squeezed some herbal essences into his hands and began to massage Tom's back. Both of them breathed heavily as the hot water began to draw moisture from the air.
"Do my chest, Butty."
Tom turned around and Alexander placed one hand on each pectoral muscle. He slowly caressed them, arcing the inside of his palm around his team mate's nipples.
"Do my lower half, Butty."
Alexander held Tom firmly but it wasn't aggressive. Slowly he began to move his hand back and forth so that the suds of the herbal essences devoured Tom's member. He got to his knees and placed it in his mouth so that he could rid the suds from it. He handed him a towel.
"Now come and get your dinner, Tom."
"Okay, Butty."
"Clev!"
He looked up. Alex was standing in the door frame, wearing nothing.
"Yeah?"
"Team dinner in five."
"I'm just finishing up here, Butty."
"You're so long in the shower Tom. You're food will go cold."
"Then why don't you help me?"
Alexander tiptoed over, squeezed some herbal essences into his hands and began to massage Tom's back. Both of them breathed heavily as the hot water began to draw moisture from the air.
"Do my chest, Butty."
Tom turned around and Alexander placed one hand on each pectoral muscle. He slowly caressed them, arcing the inside of his palm around his team mate's nipples.
"Do my lower half, Butty."
Alexander held Tom firmly but it wasn't aggressive. Slowly he began to move his hand back and forth so that the suds of the herbal essences devoured Tom's member. He got to his knees and placed it in his mouth so that he could rid the suds from it. He handed him a towel.
"Now come and get your dinner, Tom."
"Okay, Butty."
I remember him doing it but that only makes it worse :lol
All we need is a downward slope when the season starts and this would be just as accurate today as it has been before. Weird how we can have turmoil without actually selling anyone.
We're gonna get merked by Spurs at this rate. Our record against the top clubs was horrendous last season #WengerOut #DragonIn
Billy Big Bollocks
Banned
OT3] Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
I get the feeling we're going to turn our back on the Suarez deal now we've found out there is no release clause, can't see us spending 50m on a player (Even if we do have the money).
We should have just got Higuain, I know Madrid jacked up the price but still he would have worked out cheaper and it looked like he wanted to join us.
I just hope we don't go in to the final day of the transfer window like we did a couple of seasons a go with no plan at all picking up crap like Santos and Park.
FootballFan
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#DragonIn, you rate him? Haven't followed much of his performance in Japan is he really that good?
Brilliant but the song's stuck in my head now
Too naughty for me. Too naughty for most people.
kingellesar
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OT 3 | Bale Madrid
Nope.
Was in Arsenal's sights since before Malaga. We just couldn't/didn't want to outbid them.
He won J. League manager of the year in 2010, but beyond that I haven't a clue :lol.
Broder Salsa
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:lol is this guy meant to be 20?
Arsene's been had.
Hey not as silly as trying to sell this guy as a 25 year old.
It's perfect.
90TilInfinity
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We signed him on August 7th. So no.
How good is this Jackson Martinez dude? Porto scouts are obviously on another level to pretty much any other club, but you never know with that striking position.
In any case, he's got a £34m (40m) release clause which Napoli are considering hitting. They've spoken to the player and he's ready to join them, apparently.
i'll play you
Mr.Marston
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Would that stop me from having to face them every match?
kingellesar
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No, go down a star level or two.
I enjoy using Newcastle and Villa, fun teams with good attacking options.
On the game that is.
Chapter 3: Shinji had noticed the tension between Tom and Butty, but he paid it little attention. His mind was elsewhere. That night, as Jonesy slept with his mouth agape, Shinji cried. He cried into his pillow. He cried into his sheets. He cried into the pitch black room that'd become his life.
And there, in the dead of night, Shinji picked up his phone. He called Kloppo.
And there, in the dead of night, Shinji picked up his phone. He called Kloppo.
I'll invite you.
Can Crusher
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If I was Levy, I wouldn't sell just because of that shit.
FootballFan
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Liverpool.
I've gone through 9 divisions so far and only played Madrid like 4 times, kicked their asses anyway.
Ynwa
Can Crusher
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Here's the GIF I know you wanted footballfan
Already calling the shots, straight up diva.
Hey not as silly as trying to sell this guy as a 25 year old.
:lol
Doumbia looks about 40 and he's only 25
kingellesar
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It is getting beyond a joke now how much Madrid keep talking about him, whether its mr headbutt or their players or their toilet cleaner. If the rumours are true and they haven't even bid then they need to fuck off. Its either make a sensible bid or get fucked.
I don't think they want to pay it all up front, which is what we would want if any sort of deal was made, especially if they still owe on the Modric deal.
Either way, i think August is going to be exciting for the transfer window.
Brenty looked skyward, and he saw something he'd never seen before. Like Ash Ketchum in the pilot of the Pokemon animated series, Brenty saw a phoenix rising. A red bird, with Brazilian flair.
Based off summer activity City, Spurs and Liverpool have done the most impressive business out of the bigger teams (Norwich say yup yup), but in terms of where they'll finish, I'd just swap City for Chelsea.
FootballFan
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Man city
Chelsea
Liverpool
manutd
Tottenham
Arsenal
Chelsea
Liverpool
manutd
Tottenham
Arsenal
Zatoichi's Cane
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UP THE CHELS!!!!!!!
#KTBFFH
#KTBFFH
kingellesar
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20. Suarez
Chapter Three
Shame! Burning from cheek to urethra. Seared high contrast into his eyelids and wafting up his nose in a fecal must. The bad pun rolled around his brain like Anderson in his bombay mix filled swimming pool: "guess I filled ya Buttner". The ya/you/your that seemed so clever now pricking him to his core ("ooh-er" he thought in shameful, jitter-pun self refection).
It was always the worst time for Tom, the post-coital period. He knew a pain not felt since Vidic did Owen Hargreaves' knees in for good. Desperate, he didn't know where to turn. Alex's muscular face now repulsed him, every time he saw it he saw his hands gripping and felt his thighs thrusting. It left him nauseous and guiltily aroused.
He looked around for solace, the mutual understanding of the gallant singleton. How he cursed Moyes's "team-building" exercises. All were now paired off. Adnan's cherub face nestled Rio's thigh post-merk, Rafael cupped Robin, staring deep into his eyes and Shinji and Davey DeJee hadn't been seen for hours.
Like the fans all poor Tom could do was wait for the new signing and hope for a love whose pangs didn't cut so sharp.
EDIT: oh shit, i spent so long writing that I missed a few chapters
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