Football Thread 2013-14 |OT2| Caravanning all the way to France

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Who wants it?

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There is just no market for AC in homes, few places sell them and few places would be able to repair/service them. We've no need for it bar these freak events of a few weeks every few years (at most) and it's hundreds of pounds people don't need to spend, and nor are they all that cheap to run I'd imagine.

Free-standing units are most common in east asia as a result of windows usually being sliding panels in Japan and Korea. I've seen more and more of them in the US for homes that don't have proper venting.
 
Apart from the awkward call you have too make to opt-out

BACK IN MY DAY. I had to go into a shop. To buy a magazine. A MAGAZINE. You should all be forced to feel the shame and you even get it easy, just having to call in, not stare some adult into the eyes as you say "yeah, i just want anal ebony 23".
 
what's not to understand about the lack if need for ac in the UK and Ireland. The difference in Ireland normally between the Summer and Winter is the rain is slightly warmer. It's like trying to sell heating systems to countries on the equator.
 
when they ring me im going to answer the phone mid fud, breathing heavily and telling myself out loud that putting another digit in may cause unrepairable damage

the man on the other end of the phone will say sorry were you talking to me?

i will say no

he will then ask if i want to opt out of the no porn scheme

i say cant you hear man, im knuckle deep in mud tart
 
BACK IN MY DAY. I had to go into a shop. To buy a magazine. A MAGAZINE. You should all be forced to feel the shame and you even get it easy, just having to call in, not stare some adult into the eyes as you say "yeah, i just want anal ebony 23".

Back in the day I used an argos catalogue
 
BACK IN MY DAY. I had to go into a shop. To buy a magazine. A MAGAZINE. You should all be forced to feel the shame and you even get it easy, just having to call in, not stare some adult into the eyes as you say "yeah, i just want anal ebony 23".

This is some amateur shit right here.

You put the porn magazine inside a newspaper and just paid for that in my day.

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i've never masturbated over a magazine. i have ejaculated onto a woman's belly.

i lie on my back and hold my phone landscape over my head, and sometimes i drop it but most of the time i skip the foreplay and blowjobs and hackneyed script, watch the bit where there's real visible penetration, cum, then watch the bit at the end where he plogs his yoghurt all on her grill
 
BACK IN MY DAY. I had to go into a shop. To buy a magazine. A MAGAZINE. You should all be forced to feel the shame and you even get it easy, just having to call in, not stare some adult into the eyes as you say "yeah, i just want anal ebony 23".
never done that did buy condoms at a petrol station and the guy serving me says your up for a party. I was always embarrassed about buying condoms. All in the past now.
 
never done that did buy condoms at a petrol station and the guy serving me says your up for a party. I was always embarrassed about buying condoms. All in the past now.

The worst is when they ask what size and you go one bigger just to feel better.

But yes, all in the past. Now it's all raw.
 
First they block my Pirate Bay*, now they block my porn, what's even the point of the internet?!

*Not that I used it for any illegal activities, I of course only downloaded completely free, legal content.
 
First they block my Pirate Bay*, now they block my porn, what's even the point of the internet?!

*Not that I used it for any illegal activities, I of course only downloaded completely free, legal content.

I'm the guy who seed on all those linux distros you leech on there. seed more, bitch.
 
Lightning, it simply isn't possible to sign the amount of players that we need to make up for the losses. Forget about challenging for a cup or the title, we'll be lucky to compete at this rate.

If the transfer window continues like this the fans should be out on the streets. We're being swindled more than United under the Glazers.
I don't agree with this. We only need around 4 players. A lot of the players we've shipped/let go never played anyway and were just hogging the money.

Striker, midfielder, defender and goal keeper and we will be fine as long as the names coming in are quality.
 
damn and I was asking whether removing all our sewage along with congealed seamen and used condoms would make a difference

but thats the thing only last week i kicked a dead bird into the river wandle which leads to the river thames which leads to the sea so what if i didnt kick that bird and instead kicked a whale out
 
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