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Football Thread 2013/14 |OT20| I don't really give a shit what any title is

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Razor554

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Visca el Bayern & puta Madrid.

Pep pls manita those cunts in white again

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#bayernatleticofinal
 
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L1NETT

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Hixx said:
I'd only heard of John Boyega. He was good in Attack the Block.
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Aye he's right good

Domhnall Gleeson? Was one of the ginger cunts in harry potter, and was good in About Time/Black Mirror. Twas in Dredd too

And you've never heard of Serkis? Hixx pls

That's a right fucking good cast though, I liked both Trek's and think Star Wars should be pretty alright.

Salvadora said:
Bit concerned about the inclusion of the original cast.

Could go very wrong, that.
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He handled it damn well in Trek.
 
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Dark Rider

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Milchmonster said:
You know this when you're really into reading something and then randomly start weirdly touching your face/arms without noticing?

Some decently hot girl just did this on the train but she played with her boob for like a minute. What a day.

Hala Madrid
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she was just watching porn
hentai
on the train
 
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Slizz

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Either way this game goes, this thread will be so fucking salty and bitter during and after. It's gonna be amazing.
 
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Frustrated_me

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pulga said:
no one at Madrid is confident about the game
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But maybe we should be? Carlo has said it over and over how confident he is and wants to exude that onto his players. He also mentions that Bayern are no easy task and that we should be going into this as if it's our final game.
 
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Broder Salsa

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Hamburg have turned to a “spirit healer” as they desperately seek to avoid relegation.

Hamburg, the only team to have played in every season of the Bundesliga since its creation in 1963, are currently in the relegation playoff spot ahead of their final two games, against champions Bayern Munich and Europa League hopefuls Mainz.

Sunday’s 3-1 loss at Augsburg represented a third successive defeat, and Hamburg are now hoping to spark a revival through bioenergetics specialist Joseph Kuhnert, who has been dubbed a “spirit healer” by the German press.

Asked about his work with the club, Kuhnert -- who revealed he had worked with the club during their revival in 2007 season -- told Hamburger Morgenpost on Tuesday: “Really, it’s pretty easy. I bring body, soul and spirit back into harmony and accommodate the four elements.

“I had a special coach who trained me in the storage of high energy in mountain crystals. They will then be arranged in a certain pattern -- the Flower of Life. This pattern can also be found on many holy temples, even from the times of the old Egyptians. From time immemorial, it has been clear that it helps. Already, in 2007, it worked here in Hamburg.”

HSV are five points behind 15th-placed Stuttgart and one ahead of Nuernberg in 17th, while the league’s bottom club, Eintracht Braunschweig, are a further point behind. Hamburg defender Marcell Jansen said at the weekend that finishing 16th -- which would set up a playoff with the third-placed side in the second tier -- is “the only thing we have left to fight for.”

Kuhnert, a former bank director who turned to bioenergetics in 2002, admitted his ability to influence the club’s fate is limited.

“I can only help to bring the lads into harmony, because one thing is clear -- it’s easier to access your full potential like that,” he said. “They have more power, more energy. In the end, this has to be utilised on the pitch.”

Hamburg midfielder Tolgay Arslan said in Sueddeutsche Zeitung that Kuhnert “sends you energy and hypnotises you. He makes you calm and shapes your thoughts -- things like that.”

However, the club’s sporting director, Oliver Kreuzer, said in Hamburger Morgenpost he had little faith that the team could turn their season around at this stage.

“We’ve already did everything we could for the team before the Augsburg game, and all we get is this performance,” he said. “I am lost for words.”

They may well find themselves in the automatic relegation places this weekend. Braunschweig host Augsburg and Nuernberg entertain Hannover -- both sides with nothing left to play for this season -- while Hamburg host a Bayern side that have claimed five wins and a draw from their last six Bundesliga meetings.

“You have to have a reasonable amount of doubt as to whether this will have a positive ending,” Kreuzer said. “For weeks now I have been waiting for a reaction, but the team has let it go on too long. Now we face what we tried to avoid -- a matchday where everything can turn.”
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http://www.espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1801750/hamburg-turn-spirit-healer-relegation-bundesliga-looms


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Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
Hopefully football wins tonight, good football, not aimless passing or bus parking, last leg was good but overall the semis have been very dissapointing

Genuinely very intrigued to see how gung ho Pool go next year, could learn a harsh lesson if they expect to beat teams with that every game.
 
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Elchele

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Milchmonster said:
You know this when you're really into reading something and then randomly start weirdly touching your face/arms without noticing?

Some decently hot girl just did this on the train but she played with her boob for like a minute. What a day.

Hala Madrid
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milch have I told you, you are my favorite poster
aside from rvy

:lol
 
pulga

pulga

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WoodenLung said:
Cause you're a bit of a cunt innit. That's not to say I don't get a semi hard on, every time you rip into some of the clueless Barca fan base on here. You're def my favorite Honduran though.
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YES MOYES

suck my veiny, white, slightly-slanting-to-the-right cock, elsk
 
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Fergie

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ShogunDarius said:
Bayern Munich team to play Real Madrid: Neuer, Dante, Ribéry, Mandzukić, Robben, Boateng, Lahm, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Kroos.

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/461196578813124608
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Lahm back to his rightful place.

Great lineup.

Blablurn said:
Bayern fans on twitter praying that rafinha is not playing today.
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He's not.



@SkySportsCL: Real Madrid XI to play @FCBayern: Casillas, Pepe, Ramos, Coentrão, Ronaldo, Benzema, Bale, Alonso, Carvajal, Modric, Di María. #SkyCL
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Razor554

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Vivalaraza said:
Some guy said Txixi Bergisrisistrain said Barca have already agreed a deal for Laporte.

Unlucky Bayern.
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This is the quote:
Txefe Guerrero (ex-Athletic -Real Sociedad): "Begiristain told me City can't sign Laporte because he already has a deal with Barça." [tb]
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If true, that would be huge signing for the future as well.

But we all know Zubi is braindead idiot and he will instead sign Luiz and call it a day.
 
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Ushojax

Should probably not trust the 7-11 security cameras quite so much
lol our U18s beat Chelsea 7-2 today.

He might not be the right man for the first team but he can certainly spot young talent.
 
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