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[luxstellarum]

Dat bump

looooooooooool

 

[Wilbur]

Holy shit that score line.

Time to read the thread.

I am preparing to be in hysterics.

 

[Clegg]

Poor Batongen.

Banned for bumping that thread.

 

[Elchele]

Poor Batongen.

Banned for bumping that thread.

:loooooool

took one for the team

 

[Broder Salsa]

Poor Batongen.

Banned for bumping that thread.

Jesus christ... the mods at this place sometimes....

 

[Zoolader]

dat thread bump

 

[/XX/]

Congrats /XX/! You are the only Madrid fan that doesn't annoy me.

Many thanks, my man Mr. Reg-chan... and being a big club also means having many types of supporters that are worth knowing, I swear.

Talking of nice people, where is Noirulus?

 

[il Diavolo]

Poor Batongen.

Banned for bumping that thread.

He died for Bla's sins.

 

[Messi]

You don't think their ex manager, riding in on the little horse known as Chelsea, to defeat Madrid is a fairy tale that will be told for centuries to come?

The salt if Atletico were to do the job and win it all would kill us all. Not even Mou can create that much salt.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

While I'm glad Real won, I don't really think Pep is as shitty as some think.

I'll reserve that thought next season when Thiago is playing and Lewandowski is in.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

i have a question and problem for my fellow United fans.

how are you all dealing with post david moyes trauma?

i find myself referencing most things to david and continuously think and say "yes moyes" with regards to most daily activities. should i see a doctor or will this pass with time?

 

[subtles]

This is a cage? Well I'll be...

 

[Scum]

pulga must be dead in the pub.

I do when I'm allowed to sleep until noon every day. Which means rarely as I have to go to uni or work earlier than that.

Heh. I just figured that with all the crazy shit you must browse for and watch, you'd usually be restless. lol

 

[Don't Laugh]

has anyone been watching Anthony bourdain's show parts unknown this season? I just realized it's back on the air

good thus far? sometimes I think he has the best job in the world

I'll have to catch up after finals

Love French cuisine

Fucking modbot. What is that shit anyway? No fun allowed.

what happened?

 

[Broder Salsa]

i have a question and problem for my fellow United fans.

how are you all dealing with post david moyes trauma?

i find myself referencing most things to david and continuously think and say "yes moyes" with regards to most daily activities. should i see a doctor or will this pass with time?

You need to find a virgin, as pure as the driven snow, cut her up, grind up her bones and snort the holy ashes. Only then will these symptoms go away.

 

[Raptor]

I could't even reply in that badass bump for the ages! You were mean Bla

 

[Salazar]

Clive Allen has stated that he expects Real Madrid boss Carlo Ancelotti to become the new manager of Tottenham Hotspur in the summer.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...tspur-new-manager-carlo-3473632#ixzz30JwBUoYM
Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook

Whenever you think your own club and its former players are embarrassing, along come fucking Spurs :lol

 

[Vivalaraza]

Whenever you think our own club is embarrassing, along come fucking Spurs :lol

:lol

 

[Don't Laugh]

While I'm glad Real won, I don't really think Pep is as shitty as some think.

he's not

lots of hyperbole around here

I think that teams especially teams like Real Madrid who have dealt with him in la liga for years have developed game plans that best his tiki taka style of play

 

[K1LLER7]

i have a question and problem for my fellow United fans.

how are you all dealing with post david moyes trauma?

i find myself referencing most things to david and continuously think and say "yes moyes" with regards to most daily activities. should i see a doctor or will this pass with time?

You'd better adapt to "YES GIGGSEH".

Can't believe he's being backed for the managers job after we saw how well Moyes worked out. He's only managed one game!

 

[subtles]

Sort your club out, Scum.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

You need to find a virgin, as pure as the driven snow, cut her up, grind up her bones and snort the holy ashes. Only then will these symptoms go away.

thanks. will give this a go. damn you moyes

 

[Don't Laugh]

who's placed bets on tomorrow's game?

I know one of you has

 

[K1LLER7]

who's placed bets on tomorrow's game?

I know one of you has

Hiroshawn is on a winning spree.

The team he backs, wins.

 

[Scum]

Whenever you think your own club and its former players are embarrassing, along come fucking Spurs :lol

Sort your club out, Scum.

Someone quote my avatar.

Fucking hell. Just get Jol back and be done with it.

 

[Broder Salsa]

who's placed bets on tomorrow's game?

I know one of you has

Not yet. Not yet. But I will get some money in on Atletico advancing and another on a Chelsea player getting sent off I think.

Heh. I just figured that with all the crazy shit you must browse for and watch, you'd usually be restless. lol

Eh it's alright. Helps that I don't actually listen at Uni either and am the worst slacker ever.

 

[Frank the Great]

LOL Bayern. Carlo <3

you can't 'pause' during a fight, but if there's no one around then you're pretty much safe.

that's pausing.

I heard people can invade your game and kill you. That ain't pausing.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I don't understand Dutch but i think Rene just put Buttner in his Holland XI

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

You'd better adapt to "YES GIGGSEH".

Can't believe he's being backed for the managers job after we saw how well Moyes worked out. He's only managed one game!

oh lawd. can't take a repeat of this season again!

 

[subtles]

thanks. will give this a go. damn you moyes

I'm waiting for the Shyamalan inspired twist.

Hiroshawn is on a winning spree.

The team he backs, wins.

#ParlayPrince.

 

[cremino]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70W5nY-eQ4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TVhiFP9UiTQ

 

[K1LLER7]

I don't understand Dutch but i think Rene just put Buttner in his Holland XI

but who else do they have in that position?

 

[Broder Salsa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70W5nY-eQ4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TVhiFP9UiTQ

The first one... Hahahahaha

 

[feel]

It's been a joy reading this thread today. FootyGAF <3

 

[YaGaMi]

?

I'm a Man Utd fan

Will always be a fan of his.

 

[Elchele]

PSG will try to sign Dani Alves, according to tomorrow edition of Mundo Deportivo

Barcelona have chosen Luis Enrique as new manager, according to tomorrow edition of Sport

At least we aren't the only club going backwards.

Atletico Madrid president: "Today in London 5 buses have disappeared. Maybe they will appear tomorrow on the pitch"

/ded

 

[Vivalaraza]

The first one... Hahahahaha

It's so quiet.

And then you hear the roar from Ronaldo's FK :lol

 

[Messi]

At least we aren't the only club going backwards.



/ded

Selling Alves is a massive fucking mistake. christ.

 

[LTWheels]

@tancredipalmeri: Atletico Madrid president: "Today in London 5 buses have disappeared. Maybe they will appear tomorrow on the pitch"

.

 

[K1LLER7]

I'm a Man Utd fan

Will always be a fan of his.

Yes, another United Fan!

We must be at 700M fans by now. Woodward needs to recheck those numbers.

 

[Clegg]

but who else do they have in that position?

Jetro Willems?

 

[Wes]

That thread is cool to read through.

I've always been a comedy genius. Valencia was insane that season though in all honesty and Rooney was scoring more headers than Ramos.

 

[Slizz]

Weird how the total domination made for no severe meltdowns here... aside from the phantom bump.

 

[Clegg]

Weird how the total domination made for no severe meltdowns here... aside from the phantom bump.

There hasn't been a lot of Bayern poster activity tbf.

 

[Elchele]

Weird how the total domination made for no severe meltdowns here... aside from the phantom bump.

I expected it, so no biggie. I just hope the DFB Pokal finale goes in a similar fashion

 

[Vivalaraza]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiOYL_NaPHk

Poor bastards had to hold that mosaic up for a good 4 minutes

f

c

bayern

forever

number

one

Nope.

 

[Wilbur]

Justjohn wins best post
HateGames wins worst post
They both win funniest post

But seriously. Messi.

Such a super-human footballer. Plays on his own terms in his own timezone with his own rules. Makes two banks of four look like one lump of shite.

I've seen some world class players in my time but nobody quite like him.

Agreed. Find it hard to judge, because I can go watch Maradona or Best highlight reels and be equally as mesmerised, but the sheer consistency of Messi's brilliance astounds me. His passing, his vision, his composure, his finishing, his pace, his acceleration, his dribbling, his intelligence, his close control, his leadership...

Just everything. Everything.

He's the best player I've ever seen.

 

[subtles]

Sean Dyche in the PL next season. Yes Moyes.

I hope you survive the fall, Hixx.

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Now apologise to your Italian overload Carlo and lick his balls clean

Yes I was certainly wrong about Carlo. Legit manager and coach all along.
Forget the ball licking, he wins us decima, he can have his way with my butt. I'll even let him go in dry if he wins us decima.

 

[K1LLER7]

Justjohn wins best post
HateGames wins worst post
They both win funniest post

Agreed. Find it hard to judge, because I can go watch Maradona or Best highlight reels and be equally as mesmerised, but the sheer consistency of Messi's brilliance astounds me. His passing, his vision, his composure, his finishing, his pace, his acceleration, his dribbling, his intelligence, his close control, his leadership...

Just everything. Everything.

He's the best player I've ever seen.

Ronaldinho.