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[Baconsaurus Rex]

I feel like I'd be content with a framed picture of I dunno me holding a cup or title and my whole club including front office people, etc. signed it.

Cake is perishable, memories aren't.

They can always win another trophy but he'll never have a 31st birthday ever again.

 

[3Sixty]

This Yaya Toure shit is amazing.

What a cretin.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484049

The most uncomfortable birthday cake giving in history

Toure Out

Oh man, that is fantastic.

Bunch of mates.

 

[Tanned-]

It just gets more and more baffling each time I watch it.

he's trying set up a shot for that player right outside the box

but he's too much of a bendan rodg signing to get the power right

 

[LanceVance]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484049

The most uncomfortable birthday cake giving in history

Toure Out

Loooool

Nasri was the only one celebrating

 

[Slizz]

They can always win another trophy but he'll never have a 31st birthday ever again.

Bugatti gift it is then.

 

[KidA Seven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484049

The most uncomfortable birthday cake giving in history

Toure Out

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

@BoringMilner: I sent Yaya a birthday message but he said It's not his birthday. It was so funny, I bet he hasn't stopped laughing

 

[Mr Cola]

Souness thinks United need a cup and top 4 next year to be a success, ill take top4, hopefully top 3, playing nice football.

 

[darknil]

Yaya, I know that the fact that Pep let you go was a mistake.

Pls respond.

 

[L1NETT]

|OT22| You can't have your cake and eat it, so I'll just leave it.

God I suck

words are difficult

 

[3Sixty]

|OT22| Jokes Aside.

 

[Tanned-]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484049

The most uncomfortable birthday cake giving in history

Toure Out

lol nasri

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

|OT22| Birthday Cake? See You Next Tuesday

 

[Mr Cola]

|OT22| Yaya has some Gaal

 

[Carbonox]

i cant believe this is all a real thing


i have stepped foot in to the twilight zone

 

[FortuneFaded]

|OT22| Coventry City Clearance Sale, Everyone Must Go (Who is Van Gaal?)

|OT22| Moyes Annoys Fanboys Now Roy's Boys Destroys Homeboys

 

[rodvik]

Loooool

Nasri was the only one celebrating

Hilarious. Poor Yaya. He didnt get a proper birthday with presents, hats and shit.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Precious 11:



------------------Courtois-----------------------

?---------------?-----------?--------------------?

-------------------?--------------------------------

---------------------------Toure------------------

---------Lallana-----------------?----------------

------------------------?----------------------------



'it's all because of his agent, poor Yaya being undermined.'

:lol

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Dmitry in March 2013 "He is one of the best players at City but does not feel the respect of the staff. Only Roberto Mancini respects Yaya."


#pray4Yaya

 

[The_Hitcher89]

It just gets more and more baffling each time I watch it.

Genuinely looks like he's right footed and taking it with his left as part of a SoccerAM challenge or something.

 

[3Sixty]

Precious 11:



------------------Courtois-----------------------

?---------------?-----------?--------------------?

-------------------?--------------------------------

---------------------------Toure------------------

---------Lallana-----------------?----------------

------------------------?----------------------------



'it's all because of his agent, poor Yaya being undermined.'

:lol

Well the liverpool back 4 is about as soft as you get

 

[Meier]

|OT22| Jokes Aside.

|OT22| Birthday Cake? See You Next Tuesday

Both of these are great. Boring James Milner is wonderful.

 

[Diablo Rosso]

Souness thinks United need a cup and top 4 next year to be a success, ill take top4, hopefully top 3, playing nice football.

I'd like to win the FA Cup, not won it in a decade.

 

[noal]

Page 304 was beautiful.

Congratulations to everyone who took part.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is Toure even awake in that video?

 

[Blablurn]

The current managers of Barca, Man Utd, Chelsea & Bayern Munich all worked together (staff members, players) at Barcelona from 1997-2000

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Dmitry in May 2012 "He has done all he could do at City and he needs new motivations, Toure would like a new challenge."



#Pray4Yaya

 

[Blablurn]

Right here.

That's my boy! Never leave us!

 

[Fergie]

Someone just give Yaya the Bugatti. Fuck.

Yaya wants the Ibra treatment.

 

[Feorax]

Jokes aside (lol), the simple fact is that no-one in their right mind is going to pay what City wants and what Yaya would want for a player who's 31, no matter how good he is at this moment in time.

 

[Yurt]

Why would anyone leave City?
.
.
.
.
Birthday cakes? It's not like he's desperate for a CL title or a pay raise

 

[arkon]

OT22 | The Cake is a lie

 

[Walshy]

OT22 | The Cake is a lie

Brilliant.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Ben Fairthorne ‏@BFairthorne 1m

Final details been done on the Luke Shaw deal today. £27 million deal now completed, and will be announced before the World Cup.

AWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH

 

[Yurt]

OT22 | The Cake is a lie

Arkon wins (again)

 

[Meier]

Is Toure even awake in that video?

I think he just doesn't really care which makes the whole thing even stranger frankly. He has his headphones on but I don't think he's sleeping necessarily. I think the lady on the other side closest to him has a different cake given the fact the one Nic from City Today photoed was a more birthday specific cake than the one nearest the GoPro camera (excuse me, the ION or whatever competitor who signed an endorsement deal with us).

This is the dumbest thing ever.

OT22 | The Cake is a lie

Perfect.

 

[TheLucifer]

Guys, do you have any free players you may want to donate to Milan? Thanks.

#BrokeClub

Drogba is free. Dat African merchandising money.

 

[Tanned-]

AWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH

173m left in the transfer warchest for gaal

#dutchRevolution
#TotalFootballatSalford

 

[Yurt]

And I thought Muslims don't celebrate birthdays?

Yaya should have said something about the lack of nearby mosques

 

[gutter_trash]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...inal-23-man-squad-and-starting-11-projections


Portugal 2014 World Cup Roster

GK Beto Sevilla
GK Eduardo Braga
GK Rui Patricio Sporting
DF Andre Almeida Benfica
DF Bruno Alves Fenerbahce
DF Fabio Coentrao Real Madrid
DF Joao Pereira Valencia
DF Luis Neto Zenit
DF Pepe Real Madrid
DF Ricardo Costa Valencia
MF Joao Moutinho Monaco
MF Miguel Veloso Dynamo Kyiv
MF Raul Meireles Fenerbahce
MF Ruben Amorim Benfica
MF William Carvalho Sporting
FW Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid
FW Eder Braga
FW Helder Postiga Lazio
FW Hugo Almeida Besiktas
FW Nani Manchester United
FW Rafa Silva Braga
FW Silvestre Varela Porto
FW Vieirinha Wolfsburg

Rafa = in, Quaresma = out (Bento wanted no drama in the locker room)

*bolded projected starters

 

[wedward]

AWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH

M'Villa is a done deal.

 

[KidA Seven]

AWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH

Doesn't he talk a lot of shit?

 

[Jarnet87]

AWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH

Vaan Ghaleon will love using him during cup ties. we all know Buttner is the future. United is Oranje.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Doesn't he talk a lot of shit?

Shhhhhhhhh.

You're not meant to point that out.

 

[3Sixty]

AWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH

"The Sun, The Mail, IPC Media, Nuts Magazine "

It's like a who's who of untrustworthy sources.

 

[LFMartins86]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...inal-23-man-squad-and-starting-11-projections


Portugal 2014 World Cup Roster

GK Beto Sevilla
GK Eduardo Braga
GK Rui Patricio Sporting
DF Andre Almeida Benfica
DF Bruno Alves Fenerbahce
DF Fabio Coentrao Real Madrid
DF Joao Pereira Valencia
DF Luis Neto Zenit
DF Pepe Real Madrid
DF Ricardo Costa Valencia
MF Joao Moutinho Monaco
MF Miguel Veloso Dynamo Kyiv
MF Raul Meireles Fenerbahce
MF Ruben Amorim Benfica
MF William Carvalho Sporting
FW Cristiano Ronaldo Real Madrid
FW Eder Braga
FW Helder Postiga Lazio
FW Hugo Almeida Besiktas
FW Nani Manchester United
FW Rafa Silva Braga
FW Silvestre Varela Porto
FW Vieirinha Wolfsburg

Rafa = in, Quaresma = out (Bento wanted no drama in the locker room)

*bolded projected starters

Veloso over Willy C would be pure insanity.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Ben Rumsby ‏@ben_rumsby 1m

Uefa to win battle with Bosman lawyer over FFP after European Commission confirms it plans to reject claims it breaks EU competition laws.

Hohohohohohohohohohoho

Bad day all round for City.

 

[Wilbur]

OT22 | The Cake is a lie

I thought of this in KFC like twenty five minutes ago and dismissed it because there was no Toure pun. Curse you, Arkon!

Good honigsten piece on Atletico, Barca, Arsenal, Bayern, Juve, Di Natale- http://www.espnfc.com/blog/_/name/mondaymusings/id/1018?cc=5739

Andres Iniesta as a pale ghost and, once he came on, Neymar as the squarest of pegs in Pedro's round hole

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I thought of this in KFC like twenty five minutes ago and dismissed it because there was no Toure pun. Curse you, Arkon!

I'm trying to find a way to merge cake and Sheikh, but it's not happening.