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Football Thread 2013/14 |ot21| Get a refund.

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pulga

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plog how can you even read through that nonsense

because then i would miss gems like these being posted:

"The decision was most likely made by some 19 year old intern (possibly female?) whose job it is to check press credentials. She looked up the NeoGaf site, saw it was just a forum and sent out that form letter denial."

how much we betting the white knights start piling up on him and he gets banned within 10 minutes?

edit: hahahah he's already getting slaughtered

edit: BANNED...3 MINUTES!
 

Wilbur

Banned
New Order are brilliant.

Remember the World Cup song with Ant and Dec? Just horrific.

Let me do one.

[Chris Martin:]
It's World Cup time, there's no need to be afraid
At World Cup Time, let's take Welbeck and let's banish Wayne

[Dido:]
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile for Woy
Throw your arms around the world at World Cup time

[Robbie Williams:]
But say a prayer, Pray for the other ones
At World Cup time it's hard, but when you win 1-1

[Sugababes:]
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of tiki taka

[Fran Healy:]
Where the only water flowing

[Fran Healy & Sugarbabes:]
Is the bitter tears of Kaka

[Fran Healy & Justin Hawkins:]
And the World Cup songs that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom

[Bono:]
Well tonight thank God it's Roy instead of Pardew
 

wedward

Member
Haha Tanned got banned? Was he actually Lunchbox?

his last footygaf post:

whats more sad

making up the numbers in the champions league every year doing nothing or parading some fa cup win vs hull like it matters

It is truly a new era we are living in.
 
Didn't Wes or someone say that all the mods look at this thread with disdain...

Which is pretty amazing when you think about it.

Well, most of us are cunts.

.....well shit in a way we are just the same. Rather than splitting our allegiance to MS, Sony or Nintendo, it's football clubs instead.

I have lost all faith on NeoGAF.
 

Scum

Junior Member
because then i would miss gems like these being posted:

"The decision was most likely made by some 19 year old intern (possibly female?) whose job it is to check press credentials. She looked up the NeoGaf site, saw it was just a forum and sent out that form letter denial."

how much we betting the white knights start piling up on him and he gets banned within 10 minutes?

edit: hahahah he's already getting slaughtered

edit: BANNED...3 MINUTES!


plug, pls.

I can't be the only one who forgot/doesn't care about E3?

E3 was fun when publishers and journalists gave a shit. Now its just a haven for PR bullshit.
 

Derp1na

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I'd rather have Cesc than Kroos just to fuck with my friends who support Arsenal.

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It's not like anyone wants to sign Kroos to play him alongside Fellaini/Carrick/Fletcher/Cleverley/Anderson.

The most important thing is to get rid of Rooney or RVP (preferably Rooney), since both can't play.
 

Wilbur

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I'm like 15 episodes into the clone wars tv show. I really like this. Animation is great, I like all the side characters, anakin is actually cool and not a whiny cunt, and the light sabre battles are brilliant. They're actually trying to hit each other, I like the prequels.
 
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It's not like anyone wants to sign Kroos to play him alongside Fellaini/Carrick/Fletcher/Cleverley/Anderson.

The most important thing is to get rid of Rooney or RVP (preferably Rooney), since both can't play.

so Kroos, Cesc and Shaw might cost what, around 120 million? We still need defenders to replace Vidic, and wingers to replace Young, Valencia, Nani.

I hope Shinji stays though, and yes I agree, Would care less if Rooney fucks off. That will give Welbeck more games to develop.

I'm like 15 episodes into the clone wars tv show. I really like this. Animation is great, I like all the side characters, anakin is actually cool and not a whiny cunt, and the light sabre battles are brilliant. They're actually trying to hit each other, I like the prequels.

I didn't really like Clone Wars, so I jumped straight to the final season on Netflix. It's fantastic.
 
You dipshits had better make 2018 fucking spectacular. Bollocks to going 12 years without a good WC
Olympics went over fine. Putin won't allow the World Cup to be shit either. Will probably be better than Brazil tbh. At least we'll finish building our stadiums. And thousands won't die in the process. So it'll already be better than the preceding and following World Cups.
 

Salvadora

Member
I'm like 15 episodes into the clone wars tv show. I really like this. Animation is great, I like all the side characters, anakin is actually cool and not a whiny cunt, and the light sabre battles are brilliant. They're actually trying to hit each other, I like the prequels.
Watched most of the first episode and found it far too kiddy tbh.

Lots of Lucas humour.
The thought of Cesc at United really makes me ill.

Like, i'll probably start watching the Championship if that happens.
Would join a monastery if that happened.
 

wedward

Member
2018 and 2022 should have been US and England. I would like to go to a World Cup before I am an old man and I really don't want to go to Cutter or Russia.
 

Marc

Member
Trying to work on a song called England will roar again, this is what I have got so far...

Sturridge will loosen you up
Rooney will make you foam with his shiny dome
England will roar again and football will come home

Sterling is going to twist your blood and father your child
The Ox will grunt, fuck you up and drive you wild with desire
England will roar again and football will see us lift the cup

Roy's boys cannot be touched no matter how hard you are
Hart's balls will be clutched, near or far.
England will roar again and football will know a new star

Johnson will steal the ball and your toilet seat
Barkley has the world at his feet
England will roar again and football will live off our teat



Credit to Baddiel and the guys, this is much harder than it looks.
 

wedward

Member
How much do people think Barkley will feature in the WC?

I think he gets maybe 2 games as a sub.

1 if they go out in the group stage.
 

Wilbur

Banned

I meant unlike. Pls.

Watched most of the first episode and found it far too kiddy tbh.

Lots of Lucas humour.

Would join a monastery if that happened.

I'm watching it in chronological order instead of airing order, the official SW website put up a canon list (so it starts with a season 3 episode). And I've seen so much good press for the last season recently, as well as the hype about the new film, that I'm giving it a go. Really enjoying it.
 

Marc

Member
How much do people think Barkley will feature in the WC?

I think he gets maybe 2 games as a sub.

1 if they go out in the group stage.

He will come on as a sub after a drab 80 minutes, score a worldie to secure a draw or something equally useless. Then Woy will be forced to start him. He becomes the new Pele and wins it for us.

It is fate at this point.
 

wedward

Member
Well Europe is out for 2026. As is Asia as they hosted the preceding two world cups. I think Canada might be bidding for 2026 though. Huzzah

O hell yes. That would be great.

The time difference for Brazil this year sucks.

Games are on at 9am, noon and 3pm. I am at work from 9am-6pm :(
 
"I'll say it again, last resort: member donations to buy tickets

After all, it's the least we could do."


donations for a millionaire to go have fun and get drunk at e3

while elsk starves in south america

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Why does Mowgli disappear?

Is he being transported to some kind of banana dimension?
 

Derp1na

Banned
so Kroos, Cesc and Shaw might cost what, around 120 million? We still need defenders to replace Vidic, and wingers to replace Young, Valencia, Nani.

I hope Shinji stays though, and yes I agree, Would care less if Rooney fucks off. That will give Welbeck more games to develop.

The good thing about Danny Wellbeck is that he's English which should allow you to net a tidy sum when everyone eventually accepts that he's not going to make it at the top, top level.

Let's work it out.

Wellbeck - £15m
Cleverley - £8m
Kagawa - (part exchange with one of the swaz Dortmund players)
Buttner - £1.5m
Valencia - £8m
Young - £5m
Fellaini - £12m
Hernandez - £15m
Anderson - £3m

Total: 67.5m

United are due a massive spending spree. Nike are probably saying to Ed Woodward "Why am I going to offer you the £600m deal you want when you have Tom Cleverley in midfield". There's literally no better time to spend £200m on players.
 

wedward

Member
The good thing about Danny Wellbeck is that he's English which should allow you to net a tidy sum when everyone eventually accepts that he's not going to make it at the top, top level.

Let's work it out.

Wellbeck - £15m
Cleverley - £8m
Kagawa - (part exchange with one of the swaz Dortmund players)
Buttner - £1.5m
Valencia - £8m
Young - £5m
Fellaini - £12m
Hernandez - £15m
Anderson - £3m

Total: 67.5m

United are due a massive spending spree. Nike are probably saying to Ed Woodward "Why am I going to offer you the £600m deal you want when you have Tom Cleverley in midfield". There's literally no better time to spend £200m on players.

Lol if you really think all those players will be sold this summer? Good luck finding teams who want to pay those wages.

You're a fellow west coaster wedward? Nice. It's not so much a problem for me since I work from home. Get in.

Yeah, I am in SF. Vancouver?

I can work from home but they probably won't like it if I work from home for 3 weeks straight.

I'm taking the day off for the US games. Probably work from home when big games are on and try and stream some at work on ESPN.
 
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