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Football Thread 2013/14 |ot22| Financial Fair Play? Je ne comprends pas.

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Vivalaraza

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Salvadora said:
Spurs (tenuously) linked with Moreno.

:lol.
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LegoArmo

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I'd be a weird footballer, I don't think I'd celebrate goals or show any emotion at all. I wouldn't talk at all, and my Wikipedia page would be two sentences long.
 
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GQman2121

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LegoArmo said:
I'd be a weird footballer, I don't think I'd celebrate goals or show any emotion at all. I wouldn't talk at all, and my Wikipedia page would be two sentences long.
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I would be in straight wrestler mode the entire time. During interviews I would be yelling and taunting the other clubs. After goals I'd chest chop my teammates and then give Wooooooo's to the crowd.
 
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Turok_TTZ

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reading a few pages back... you guys even read that marca article?

Carlo okay's Suarez move only under the condition Benzema's place in the team is not questioned, which to me makes no sense. Sign Suarez but Benz remains a starter? Who is gonna bite the dust for Suarez? Carlo only wants Suarez to replace Morata and be Benz's backup or am I missing something here?

In any case it's marca so I'll take it with a lot of salt but I do know for certain that Carlo favours the Benz a great deal and so does Zidane. If we do sign Suarez, it will be upto those two to reassure Benz of his place in the team.
 
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Yen

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I'd go full-Nathan Barley is I were a footballer. I'd probably release an electronica album (feat. the Dube)
 
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GQman2121

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Carbonox said:
BALLON D'OR
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I'd have the trophy melted down and made into a belt that I would hire porn stars to carry to and from the locker room for me. I would also wear a robe to matches and ride a bike to home games on match day with supporters from my neighborhood.
 
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Vivalaraza

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GQman2121 said:
I'd have the trophy melted down and made into a belt that I would hire porn stars to carry to and from the locker room for me. I would also wear a robe to matches and ride a bike to home games on match day with supporters from my neighborhood.
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:lol

this is the stuff
 
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Vivalaraza

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D4Danger said:
Mourinho tries but without Fergie it's just a bit shit. Wenger almost cried when he said something about him.
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Mourinho is pretty funny I'll admit but sometime he's said some genuinely nasty stuff which should never be said in public - not by someone in his position.
 
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Turok_TTZ

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Carlo plays a dangerous game. Benz could leave us on a free transfer if shit hits the fan.

Regardless, Benz is a champion. He played a major role in our last season and he has fulfilled what we signed him for. We already got the decima.

I do not mind if he leaves now. I would prefer he stays but now he has nothing to prove anymore. I am very satisfied with him. I still don't think Suarez is the right man, but madrid is free to pick their poison. Personally, if you ask me, I would ask for Falcao instead. He may not be playmaker but he is a great clutch player and a better finisher than Suarez.
Ideally I would get Zlatan but he is too old imo.
 
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Salvadora said:
Dude, there was literally barely a reaction.

Look at the interview.
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not by Wenger. Just the press and fans who thought he'd crossed a line. That's what I mean when I say the trolling is a bit shit nowadays because everyone is so sensitive. Fergie would've played along.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
I'll probably TRY being Del Piero but I'll just end up being Totti. And really, it's hard to care when you're the king of Rome.

In reality I'll be more like Mirko or Ozil, a talented player who can't be arsed most of the time. So yeah, I'm gonna spend most of my career in the lower leagues and then go to jail for fixing games because I ran out of money or something. And I'll drag Moratti down with me ;)
 
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Salvadora

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D4Danger said:
not by Wenger. Just the press and fans who thought he'd crossed a line. That's what I mean when I say the trolling is a bit shit nowadays because everyone is so sensitive. Fergie would've played along.
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Ferguson was many things, but he wouldn't have made that type of comment.
 
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Turok_TTZ

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K1LLER7 said:
Andy Mitten: "Hummels is who Manchester United feels they are closest to signing." #MUFC
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I find that hilarious because I am the in the opinion Hummels is the last guy who would want to play for manutd. Not because of the team's position itself, but because who is coaching manutd.
 
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Vivalaraza said:
Mourinho is pretty funny I'll admit but sometime he's said some genuinely nasty stuff which should never be said in public - not by someone in his position.
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Yeah he got a lot harsher when he went to Real Madrid, but it worked and since he went there he dismantled the Uefalona favouritism and put the spanish league refs in check.

A lot changed since he went to Madrid.
 
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immortal-joe

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Turok_TTZ said:
Carlo plays a dangerous game. Benz could leave us on a free transfer if shit hits the fan.

Regardless, Benz is a champion. He played a major role in our last season and he has fulfilled what we signed him for. We already got the decima.

I do not mind if he leaves now. I would prefer he stays but now he has nothing to prove anymore. I am very satisfied with him. I still don't think Suarez is the right man, but madrid is free to pick their poison. Personally, if you ask me, I would ask for Falcao instead. He may not be playmaker but he is a great clutch player and a better finisher than Suarez.
Ideally I would get Zlatan but he is too old imo.
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So would Madrid, but not there's a whole lot of uncertainty around him due to the injury. You never know how much he will be affected in long run.
 
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
GQman2121 said:
I'd have the trophy melted down and made into a belt that I would hire porn stars to carry to and from the locker room for me. I would also wear a robe to matches and ride a bike to home games on match day with supporters from my neighborhood.
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This post is killing meee :lol I fucking love you GQ :lol :lol
 
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Yurt

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Is this old?

Strootman's agent regarding Manchester United

Kevin Strootman’s agent says there has been no contact from Manchester United regarding his client, adding that the player wants to play in the Champions League.

The Dutchman starred for Roma this season as the Giallorossi finished the Serie A season as runners-up to Juventus.

However, he suffered knee ligament damage during a match against Napoli in March and now seems set to be out of action until after the start of the new season.

This has not prevented speculation linking Strootman to the Red Devils, who have appointed his compatriot Louis Van Gaal as their new manager to take over at Old Trafford after the World Cup.

Despite this, Chiel Dekker insisted the 24-year-old is happy where he is.

“The player won’t be back before the autumn,” Dekker said. “Will Van Gaal want him? Maybe, but he’s at Roma and he has had a fantastic season.

“There has been nothing between Roma and Manchester United, nor between Strootman and Van Gaal.

“There is speculation, but that doesn’t mean it’s about Manchester United. Roma don’t want to sell him and it would be difficult to leave a fantastic club who have supported him during an injury.

“He is happy where he is and he wants to stay and play in the Champions League next year.”
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And Perez says they don't want Pogba and Morata isn't leaving

“We always sell the most shirts,” Perez said. “We always attract attention and make headlines.

“[But} we have made no movement in the transfer market. I can assure you neither Sergio Aguero nor Paul Pogba will be here next year.”

Perez also said there has been no contact between his club and the Old Lady over the possibility of Alvaro Morata moving in the opposite direction.

“With Alvaro Morata we will have a conversation but we still haven’t sat down and talked.

“I’m a friend of the leaders of Juventus but I haven’t talked about the possibility that Morata could leave. There are none.”
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So everything is bullshit then? Good to hear.
 
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Mr Cola

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The lack of United news is disturbing, i know the window is far from open but still :|
 
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