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Football Thread 2013/14 |ot22| Financial Fair Play? Je ne comprends pas.
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This is my problem. What if I go for an interview and they see gifs of my balls
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I read a news story a few weeks ago where someone wasnt hired on the basis that when the company googled them they found nothing and thought it was suspcious.
Makes me want to post my baby pictures up so I can get a job in the future
Makes me want to post my baby pictures up so I can get a job in the future
pulga
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Shanks D Zoro
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Wayne Rooney sure does know how to make me laugh by saying that England are ahead of Italy.
How Wayne?
-We have the most experienced goalkeeper at the competition who has already won the WC and was part of the second best defence in Europe last season.
-Are CBs formed part of the second best defence in Europe last season
-Are LB is one of the best young players in the world and wanted by Real Madrid.
-De Rossi is second only to Busquets at what he does and has already won a WC.
-Pirlo is Pirlo
-Verratti is one of the best young passers in the game and makes Cocaine Jack look like an OAP. He was also rated as the second best player in France after only Ibra according to weekly performance ratings.
-Marchisio is better than anyone in Englands midfield.
-Balotelli is Balotelli
-Fantantonio has more creativity than the whole of the England team combined.
-Motta had the second most completed passes and the 7th best pass completion % in Europe last season.
While England it seems England are relying on Danny Welbeck and this amazing core of young Liverpool players who errrr flopped the title. And Wayne, the only world class player on the team, isn't even guaranteed to start.
Wayne pls.
How Wayne?
-We have the most experienced goalkeeper at the competition who has already won the WC and was part of the second best defence in Europe last season.
-Are CBs formed part of the second best defence in Europe last season
-Are LB is one of the best young players in the world and wanted by Real Madrid.
-De Rossi is second only to Busquets at what he does and has already won a WC.
-Pirlo is Pirlo
-Verratti is one of the best young passers in the game and makes Cocaine Jack look like an OAP. He was also rated as the second best player in France after only Ibra according to weekly performance ratings.
-Marchisio is better than anyone in Englands midfield.
-Balotelli is Balotelli
-Fantantonio has more creativity than the whole of the England team combined.
-Motta had the second most completed passes and the 7th best pass completion % in Europe last season.
While England it seems England are relying on Danny Welbeck and this amazing core of young Liverpool players who errrr flopped the title. And Wayne, the only world class player on the team, isn't even guaranteed to start.
Wayne pls.
FortuneFaded
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You're afraid they won't hire you solely based on merit and suitability but because they are mesmerised by your bollocks? If you know you're good enough it doesn't matter what reason they picked.
I don't want to turn down too many companies and break too many women's hearts
Watch them win that game though.
but m8 it's dead hard and stuff
You're just scared they'll like it
FortuneFaded
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It's too late. The balls are in motion.
I really thought you would find a way to mention Totti somewhere in this post.
You are slippin
Broder Salsa
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Even most of my baby/kid photos are weird or creepy.
I wonder if my parents were ever called in for a meeting about me at my school, i think this must be some of my first English writing. I almost got Uncle Fucker right.
Willkiller
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Brilliant, my laptop display is fucked. While looking at wooden's twitter it died.
The_Hitcher89
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Sturridge is better than any of Italy's attacking players
Shanks D Zoro
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I just can't see us losing to England. We might draw, but we really have to fuck up to get beat. The last time are best eleven got beat was back in the Euro final Since then we breezed through qualification. Lost to Brazil in the confed cup with a second choice midfield, drew against both Spain(with our team near full strength except for no balotelli) and Uruguay(experimental team) at the Confed cup in 90 minutes. We have lost to Argentina and Spain since then, but both were experimental friendlies for us.
I have no doubt that with our first choice eleven we will destroy England.
We are so good, we could let Totti enjoy his holiday.
Broder Salsa
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At least it died doing what i loved.
not rly
and even if he is, it doesn't matter as England are not making it through the group stage.
Shanks D Zoro
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You won't be saying that when Chiellini has him in his pocket.
Also what do you mean by better?
he is not as strong as Balotelli and technically gifted.
He is not as creative as Cassano, Cerci, or Insigne.
He is just fast and is about the same level as Immobile.
The_Hitcher89
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We could have the mutant offspring of Pele and Maradona up front for us and Hodge would deploy him in a way that lets Titus fucking Bramble negate him
pulga
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Shanks pay no mind to them, England couldn't even put one goal past us
and we're absolute shit!
but at least we know it
Sturridge scored 22 goals last season whilst missing a good chunk of games through injury and without penalties.
Immobile should be playing for Sunderland.
Balotelli was exiled from the league when we realised all he can do is take penalties.
Italy's forward line is a joke compared to Sturridge and Sterling.
Immobile should be playing for Sunderland.
Balotelli was exiled from the league when we realised all he can do is take penalties.
Italy's forward line is a joke compared to Sturridge and Sterling.
Broder Salsa
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Shanks pay no mind to them, England couldn't even put one goal past us
and we're absolute shit!but at least we know it
Can you tell me something about the great Jerry Palacious? His head is so fucking round I can not imagine him not being Di Matteo reborn.
pulga
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Can you tell me something about the great Jerry Palacious? His head is so fucking round I can not imagine him not being Di Matteo reborn.
umm
he's cousins with wilson
The_Hitcher89
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Balotelli is as likely to be a liability in any game as he is to be a help, no matter how strong he is. And Sturridge is just more likely to contribute to a goal than Insigne, Cerci or Cassano. Immobile fair enough may be on a similar level at the moment, but Sturridge has been top class for 18 months now.
Broder Salsa
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umm
he's cousins with wilson
My guess about it being his son earlier wasn't that off then!
No it's over that dog in there.
Frank the Great
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You fool, talk about a jinx.
Anyway, pre-World Cup overconfidence is an English tradition.
The_Hitcher89
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I'm not confident we'll get out of the group tbh, but there's a difference between being pessimistic about our chances, and thinking Danny fucking Welbeck is our best hope.
And Sturridge is quality, as are Sterling and Chamberlain (when fit). You'd have to be a fucking moron to dismiss them.
We haven't been confident for a tournament since 2006, and still aren't. We just have better attacking players than this poor crop of Italians. Fact.
Baconsaurus Rex
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are you going to watch the honduras games pulga
The_Hitcher89
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pulga
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yes, ive got an assortment of pointy objects picked to stab my eyes out with already!
As i said in the thread, i've no doubt that that clip would run on a PS4. But with enemies everywhere, and explosions, and larger environments? No way.
The_Hitcher89
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Try not to injure Sakho pls
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Xpike
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Can you tell me something about the great Jerry Palacious? His head is so fucking round I can not imagine him not being Di Matteo reborn.
he plays in the costa rican league and hes not good from what ive seen
Broder Salsa
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pulga
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nah, negrito be too big
Valbuena, on the other hand, should fake an injury that day
pulga
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wat
ive heard a thousand of liguistas saying how awesome he is (he has scored many crucial goals for them) and all i can do is SMH because back home he is SHIT
Willkiller
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Fifa wilbs?
Believe it baby. By release the PS4 will be two years old, think how far graphics came across the lifespan of the PS3. That increase will be much faster on current consoles due to the architecture.
Believe it baby. By release the PS4 will be two years old, think how far graphics came across the lifespan of the PS3. That increase will be much faster on current consoles due to the architecture.
The_Hitcher89
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Would've liked to see Ribery with a Honduran boot unceremoniously twatted up his bunghole
Broder Salsa
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Maybe they are both.
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