Support NeoGAF

[Yen]

I hope Aisha Tyler's GAF AMA wasn't just page after page of "are you really a gamer? prove it" etc

Frank Miller had an AMA today. Very interesting. And by interesting, I mean, he's a fascist.

 

[Wilbur]

At some point last summer, David Moyes, in his new position as Manchester United manager, invited Wayne Rooney to his house and told him matter-of-factly he had “gone soft”. It was, as Rooney now recounts, a frank conversation full of home truths, and one of them cut to the bone. “Do you think you’re a top player?” Moyes asked. Rooney replied that he did. Then Moyes hit him with the killer line. “Then why have Chelsea offered only £25m for you?”

if anybody knows how to perform cpr i would be most grateful

 

[Broder Salsa]

I am waiting for you blablurn

http://i.imgur.com/E3cR3.jpg

 

[Scum]

if anybody knows how to perform cpr i would be most grateful

/ded

 

[Salvadora]

Moyes is a playa.

Edit: Why is Wooden posting BBC?

 

[Blablurn]

lol

 

[WJD]

Er is that a penis

 

[Broder Salsa]

It's a cucumber you fools.

I wish my penis was that big, edited it out to a link as you are all blind. It has all been posted in here and the tinychat thread before lol

 

[omgkitty]

if anybody knows how to perform cpr i would be most grateful

 

[dc89]

That's a penis.

Wooden has Sleepless'd

 

[Scum]

Er is that a penis

Looks like a cucumber.

 

[pulga]

oh my god is that you in the green man suit

 

[schlongdog]

Brand new to the site and the first thing I'm confronted with is Rooney's pasty overweight body. Great stuff

 

[Elchele]

whaaaaaat

 

[Arnie]

Brand new to the site and the first thing I'm confronted with is Rooney's pasty overweight body. Great stuff

Great name.

Bit different, and not in the Jason Raize kind of way.

 

[bobito]

Brand new to the site and the first thing I'm confronted with is Rooney's pasty overweight body. Great stuff

It wasn't the giant dick that got to you. Or someone massaging a naked woman?

 

[Elchele]

bobito pls. it doesn't look like a woman

 

[Willkiller]

Brand new to the site and the first thing I'm confronted with is Rooney's pasty overweight body. Great stuff

Is.....is that Shola?

 

[Salvadora]

Who do you support, schlong?

 

[Broder Salsa]

oh my god is that you in the green man suit

M8 i'm a real super hero, helping the alcoholics and all

 

[Wilbur]

I am waiting for you blablurn

http://i.imgur.com/E3cR3.jpg

 

[kharma45]

if anybody knows how to perform cpr i would be most grateful

 

[Broder Salsa]

Mully and Clyde are both in here sometimes lol, the black guy was some random guy joining the GAF tinychat, he came in a few times and ranted about how jews controls the world, speaking in a way like Leon from Curb, it was fantastic every time.

 

[Elchele]

Koln signed Tomas Kalas (Chelsea) on loan

who the fuck is he

 

[schlongdog]

Who do you support, schlong?

Newcastle, unfortunately

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Ferdinand seems surprisingly non-terrible

Saturday night can't come soon enough



Starting Dead Space 2 in a minute

 

[Willkiller]

Newcastle, unfortunately

Yessssssssssssss.

First things first, you now hate Benfica.

 

[schlongdog]

Is.....is that Shola?

Yes.. yes it is

 

[Broder Salsa]

Koln signed Tomas Kalas (Chelsea) on loan

who the fuck is he

DC PLEASE.

He's a CB who barely played last season, but the match he did (against Liverpool) he was great. He wasted a season where he should probably have been loaned out, he seems good though, certainly good enough for fucking Köln.

 

[Wilbur]

Brand new to the site and the first thing I'm confronted with is Rooney's pasty overweight body. Great stuff

Welcome man! Who do you support at club level and the World Cup

Also please enjoy the nipples

Edit oh Newcastle

amazing

PARDS IN

Mully and Clyde are both in here sometimes lol, the black guy was some random guy joining the GAF tinychat, he came in a few times and ranted about how jews controls the world, speaking in a way like Leon from Curb, it was fantastic every time.

:looool

Koln signed Tomas Kalas (Chelsea) on loan

who the fuck is he

Was great against Liverpool on his PL debut

 

[Arnie]

Ferdinand seems surprisingly non-terrible

Saturday night can't come soon enough



Starting Dead Space 2 in a minute

He thinks Dat Guy should start ahead of Sterling.

He's a fucking clinical moron.

 

[Wilbur]

He thinks Dat Guy should start ahead of Sterling.

He's a fucking clinical moron.

All the theorising about whether Sterling or Welbz should pick up Pirlo, and it turns out De Rossi is the one playing deep. Woy pls respond.

Gonna have to make Hendo stick to Andrea like cum sticks to bud's alien chest

 

[Willkiller]

See, we're so nice. I never get it when posters say they're scared to come in here.

--

Nathan, you hairless wonder, Fifa?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He thinks Dat Guy should start ahead of Sterling.

He's a fucking clinical moron.

I could understand what he was saying though, which is a hugeimprovement on what I was expecting.

The cunt.



Welcome, mingecat

 

[Wilbur]

See, we're so nice. I never get it when posters say they're scared to come in here.

--

Nathan, you hairless wonder, Fifa?

Will be home in like half an hour. If dean is willing to move over then sure

 

[Willkiller]

Will be home in like half an hour. If dean is willing to move over then sure

You can take turns at trying to beat me. Bring Lloyd into the fold, let me destroy him.

 

[Wilbur]

You can take turns at trying to beat me. Bring Lloyd into the fold, let me destroy him.

Lloyd lost 8-0 on amateur once

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Reggie Yeates is on the football coverage again.

Fuck's sake.

 

[Arnie]

Will be home in like half an hour. If dean is willing to move over then sure

"Will be home in like half an hour."

You're on a bus, aren't you.

 

[Willkiller]

The blond on Treehouse right now, ella esta muy buena!

Lloyd lost 8-0 on amateur once

Oh. Sweet summer child.

 

[schlongdog]

Yessssssssssssss.

First things first, you now hate Benfica.

I can get behind that. Why exactly?

Welcome man! Who do you support at club level and the World Cup

Also please enjoy the nipples

Edit oh Newcastle

amazing

PARDS IN

Thanks!

Supporting England at the World Cup obviously. And I'm trying not to think of Pardew during the close season

 

[Wilbur]

"Will be home in like half an hour."

You're on a bus, aren't you.

Waiting for my second one of the night. Imagine if I got frequent flyer miles.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

'Pele said an African team would win it. And when the best of all time says something like that, the world takes notice.'

wat


Wish Suarez hadn't made that handball tbh. Ghana's celebrations would have been brilliant

 

[Xpike]

uh
what

 

[Arnie]

Fuck off Reggie.

Referring to the Ghana / Suarez handball incident: "it still hurts"

Just fuck off.

Seeing this bollocks makes me love the handball even more.

 

[Wilbur]

I can get behind that. Why exactly?



Thanks!

Supporting England at the World Cup obviously. And I'm trying not to think of Pardew during the close season

Never fear you've signed Jack Colback, who makes your dressing room slightly less Francophone and instead more Black Speech of Mordor.

 

[Mr Cola]

Wooden are you advocating taking fifa to the next level, full video chat ingame

Imagine the celebrations

 

[kharma45]

Fuck off Reggie.

Referring to the Ghana / Suarez handball incident: "it still hurts"

Just fuck off.

Seeing this bollocks makes me love the handball even more.

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it again there. One of my favourite moments of WC 2010.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it again there. One of my favourite moments of WC 2010.

The more I see it, the more I think he could have headed it

 

[FortuneFaded]

Newcastle, unfortunately

Can you loan us back Bigirimana? It would be a shame not to use him otherwise he'll just rust and the batteries will die.