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[Coldnoodle]

The laundry place I go on a weekly basis, has a new employee. She's basically an angel

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and of course she's taller than me

Take her out for dinner.

 

[Yurt]

Take her out for dinner.

Think she'll like eating a mango?

 

[brokenbeans]

Finished early yo!

World Cup hype x 10!!!

 

[Milchmonster]

The laundry place I go on a weekly basis, has a new employee. She's basically an angel

Spoiler

and of course she's taller than me

You should ask if she knows Ballack.

I might make a move on her depending on the answer.

 

[Gambit]

France are much better than Germany this year. Virus, Low, psychic camels and superstitions aside.

it's funny how you pretend this is superstition when it is clearly cold, hard science

Low is a manager that tries too hard to be clever, he doesn't realise Germany do well in spite of him, not because of him.

yes, that's why the team's achievement is even greater. It's like playing with your legs tied

 

[Anth1888]

Will be interesting to see where Fraser Forster goes considering the £8 million Athletico Madrid bid. It was inevitable he was going to leave, not sure if he's linked with anyone else - Newcastle.

 

[Danchi]

Finished early yo!

World Cup hype x 10!!!

I can't watch the Brazil vs. Colombia game live because I have to go out with my stupid friends who don't care about football

Wish it was the earlier kick-off.

 

[Elchele]

Think she'll like eating a mango?

I'm in the middle of something with a girl right now, so I don't really care much about the laundry chick atm. Still she's very pretty. At least it will be a bit more rewarding to do laundry now

 

[Blablurn]

Think she'll like eating a mango?

lol

 

[Willkiller]

I'm in the middle of something with a girl right now, so I don't really care much about the laundry chick atm. Still she's very pretty. At least it will be a bit more rewarding to do laundry now

Oh yeah! How did you meet her?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Oh yeah! How did you meet her?

they shared a cardboard box

 

[Pennywise]

Oh yeah! How did you meet her?

Cashier at the supermarket

 

[pulga]

Look at elsk getting all uppity and going to the laundry, already forgotten how to go down to the river and wash your clothes against the rocks, eh?

 

[Willkiller]

You fuckers

Elsk I'm taking you for lunch, you can tell me all about her.

 

[Hixx]

elsk i have a daim bar you can have

pm your address

 

[pulga]

Youre all cyber bullies. Leave my countryman ALONE.

 

[brokenbeans]

I can't watch the Brazil vs. Colombia game live because I have to go out with my stupid friends who don't care about football

Wish it was the earlier kick-off.

Football > friends

 

[miserable]

NO

If were gonna splash silly amounts let it be on Hames, not on a 30 year old Suarez racist vampire CUNT

you're gonna regret saying this when Suarez scores a hattrick against Madrid

 

[Blablurn]

Youre all cyber bullies. Leave my countryman ALONE.

lets talk more about sex with relatives

 

[Gambit]

Why are you being so mean to elsk? Elsk, I hope she will let you have a go at her mangoes as often as you want

 

[pulga]

you're gonna regret saying this when Suarez scores a hattrick against Madrid

yeah yeah, i also heard that regarding neymar

Bale will murder them all once again.

lets talk more about sex with relatives

i dont buy the OP lol

 

[Pennywise]

lets talk more about sex with relatives

Nothing really good in sight, except the daughters of my cousin.

 

[Blablurn]

Nothing really good in sight, except the daughters of my cousin.

Thats still acceptable...no??

 

[Yurt]

Nothing really good in sight, except the daughters of my cousin.

omg

Please stop

 

[brokenbeans]

Nothing really good in sight, except the daughters of my cousin.

Steady on.

 

[pulga]

Thats still acceptable...no??

wat

NO

bla pls they're his neices

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

wat

NO

bla pls they're his neices

I'm sure Bla read a doujinshi about that once.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I'm sure Bla read a Manga about that once.

I was watching him play some Japanese game that was questionable.

 

[brokenbeans]

wat

NO

bla pls they're his neices

No second cousins.

 

[pulga]

No second cousins.

not in my side of the world theyre not!

 

[Yurt]

Plenty of women in the world, WHY do you have fuck someone in your family tree.

Never fuck within your tree

 

[L1NETT]

not in my side of the world theyre not!

Neice would be son/daughter of your sister/brother and their spouse not your cousin

Wouldn't it be first cousin once removed?

Or might be second cousin

 

[brokenbeans]

not in my side of the world theyre not!

If it's his sisters children then yes nieces, cousins children are second cousins.

Still wrong in my book.

Sex with aunties is bad too.

 

[Milchmonster]

I'm always amazed at GAF's knowledge of their second cousins and even third cousins. It's like they're obsessed with it.

I know like 2 or 3 of my second cousins and I see them like once every 2 years or something. I wouldn't even know/care if I banged a third cousin or not.

 

[Willkiller]

Plenty of women in the world, WHY do you have fuck someone in your family tree.

Never fuck within your tree

But where does the tree end? Some of us in this thread are probably more closely related than we'd think!

Spoiler

Pulg and DC

 

[Pennywise]

Steady on.

Hipster chicks though, so not really interesting.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Plenty of women in the world, WHY do you have fuck someone in your family tree.

Never fuck within your tree

Lots of fruit in the world, why people still want the forbidden one.

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I agree with you Yurt

 

[Blablurn]

Hipster chicks though, so not really interesting.

long brown hair, tight ass, nice belly?

 

[brokenbeans]

I'm gonna get my gf to make Bla a Loon bracket in Dortmund colours.

and she's not 12.

 

[Willkiller]

Dat family tree

 

[pulga]

If it's his sisters children then yes nieces, cousins children are second cousins.

Still wrong in my book.

Sex with aunties is bad too.

Neice would be son/daughter of your sister/brother and their spouse not your cousin

Wouldn't it be first cousin once removed?

Or might be second cousin

my life is a lie

she...she told me she was my cousin....

 

[Pennywise]

I'm always amazed at GAF's knowledge of their second cousins and even third cousins. It's like they're obsessed with it.

I know like 2 or 3 of my second cousins and I see them like once every 2 years or something. I wouldn't even know/care if I banged a third cousin or not.

Last time I've seen them in person was 5 years ago, the magic of facebook shows how they look today.

My family hates each other, so usually I don't see much of the family except when someone dies.

 

[pulga]

Dat family tree

m8 my nose is thinner than theirs pls

 

[King_Moc]

I'm always amazed at GAF's knowledge of their second cousins and even third cousins. It's like they're obsessed with it.

I know like 2 or 3 of my second cousins and I see them like once every 2 years or something. I wouldn't even know/care if I banged a third cousin or not.

I've got about 16 cousins and only know one of them. This isn't the biggest town in the world either. God knows what I've done...

 

[Willkiller]

m8 my nose is thinner than theirs pls

The image on the left is you if you were lax on your grooming for two weeks.

 

[brokenbeans]

my life is a lie

she...she told me she was my cousin....

lol the life of an inbread hick lovin life!

 

[Carbonox]

In my family I can count....6/7 lasses I....oh

Dat family tree

everytime



everytime


loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Pennywise]

long brown hair, tight ass, nice belly?

Aye, as much as I can tell from the pictures.

Won't mind though.
Going in the 11th year with my girlfriend, just wanted to start the topic here

 

[3Sixty]

Loooool

I'm so sick.

 

[Blablurn]

Aye, as much as I can tell from the pictures.

LETS GO