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[Grover Cleveland]

Nobody minds, as long as you call it football.

Meier knows.

Slizz knows.

Don't have to worry about me on that, I was once a very regular poster in here. (My name's even in the supporter's list still!). I've still been lurking from time to time.

Not quite sure about my fellow American comrades.

 

[Wilbur]

Seriously though I have to ask

What's the ratio of ball in hand to ball on foot in football

Why is it called football

Why isn't it called mixed martial arts

 

[Bread]

No one here ever says "handegg" (thank fucking Christ for that)

Ok then we'll be alright

 

[Freewheelin']

American Hustle was one of the worst films I have ever seen. I think I don't like David O'Russell's style of filmmaking, it's like he tries way too hard.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Did NFL-gaf and Footy-gaf merge in the last 10 minutes or so?

Next we'll have Kave come in here declaring his allegiance to Juventus.

 

[nitewulf]

Oh, and the departed is sensational. Better than infernal affairs.

lol no

 

[GorillaJu]

Yurt


AnyoneButUnited

AndTeamsOwnedByAgnelli

YURT.

My.

Man.

We're getting through this. We're getting through this season together. Don't need Conte don't need Suarez.

 

[Suen]

Dear rvy, dearest rvy, our fates are intertwined. Let's hug like there's no tomorrow. 'Cause there isn't.



Yeah, Crespo seems like a good fit. I can definitely see him become Parma's next manager.

Yep wouldn't mind it at all if he's showing promise. Meanwhile we signed Daniel Tozser from Genoa a couple days ago.....and sent him out on a two year loan to Watford immediately. Assuming he finish his spell there he'll be 31y old when he comes back.......a 31 year old CM sounds like a good investment for the future alright.

We're also being linked with Mame Diouf despite him signing with Stoke this summer. Don't believe in it.

 

[rvy]

Seriously though I have to ask

What's the ratio of ball in hand to ball on foot in football

Why is it called football

Why isn't it called mixed martial arts

Nathan, you have the wonderful gift of being able to express my thoughts in writing.

 

[Linius]

Almost pulled back the comeback of all comebacks after being down 4-1 in the 80th min.

I was pretty frustrated when you got in the third. But I also didn't dare to chicken out in my backline, that would be too shitty.

In all fairness, you were 2-0 up before the internet crapped out and erased that other game. It could have been very different.

But these are good games. You mostly slay me by walking past my defenders like they're not there. I need to work on that.

 

[Carbonox]

I thought Tom Brady plays Bane in TDKR.

 

[K1LLER7]

Yurt


Team: AnyoneButUnited

AndTeamsOwnedByAgnelli

We won't sign Vidal.

He left because of Pogba. Blame Chelsea-Gaf

:*(

 

[Wilbur]

lol no

yes

A tad simpler. Jack Nicholson. Doesn't have that annoying blonde prick. Vera Farmiga is hot. Ray Winstone is cool. Alec Baldwin is cooler.

 

[GorillaJu]

Seriously though I have to ask

What's the ratio of ball in hand to ball on foot in football

Why is it called football

Why isn't it called mixed martial arts

You realize Rugby is "football" as well right?

 

[kharma45]

Why did I never watch suits until now? dat rachel.

 

[Hixx]

Yurt


Team: AnyoneButUnited

AndTeamsOwnedByAgnelli

Yurt come and support Sunderland. We are shit but we have had like 1 boring season in the 19/20 years I've been following us.

 

[rvy]

€ 12,5 million for Marko.

I can't.

I can't.

This is how Hitler felt when they entered his last bunker.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

We won't sign Vidal.

He left because of Pogba. Blame Chelsea-Gaf

:*(

If Chelsea really manage to get Paul I will cry tears of joy.

I thought Tom Brady plays Bane in TDKR.

They are equally handsome.

 

[Wilbur]

Nathan, you have the wonderful gift of being able to express my thoughts in writing.

I live for you, rvy chan <3

You realize Rugby is "football" as well right?

Why isn't American football called rugby

 

[Godslay]

Don't have to worry about me on that, I was once a very regular poster in here. (My name's even in the supporter's list still!). I've still been lurking from time to time.

Not quite sure about my fellow American comrades.

I've always called it soccer, it's just a colloquialism. Basically just means Association Football in weird old dude slang.

Seriously though I have to ask

What's the ratio of ball in hand to ball on foot in football

Why is it called football

Why isn't it called mixed martial arts

Born out of Rugby Football, and played on foot rather than horse. That's all there is to it really.

 

[Zabojnik]

Why did I never watch suits until now? dat rachel.

Butterface. All that make up can barely hide the truth.

 

[L1NETT]

What's a Tom Brady

Is that the Whose Line is it anyway guy

I always preferred Colin

 

[kharma45]

Butterface.

non mon ami, she has it all.

all of it.

 

[Wilbur]

Donna > Rachel

Horses > Feet

Zabo > Hixx

Hixx > Kyoufu

Kyoufu > Pulga

Pulga > Suen

Suen = AIDS

 

[Linius]

Why is NFL Gaf here? I go play some FIFA and shit happens.

pls

Spoiler

Can't we merge with the budo boys

 

[Vivalaraza]

What's a Tom Brady

Is that the Whose Line is it anyway guy

I always preferred Colin

Mmm.

Tom Brady is a bit likeeeee, eh I wanna say Ronaldo or Beckham. Ronaldo I guess. Beckham is genuinely affable.

 

[rvy]

I live for you, rvy chan <3



Why isn't American football called rugby

But what does rugby even mean? A rug that you go by? A rug that goes by you?

 

[Hixx]

Donna > Rachel

Horses > Feet

Zabo > Hixx

Hixx > Kyoufu

Kyoufu > Pulga

Pulga > Suen

Suen = AIDS

if u legit think zabo > hixx then i hope you get Suen

 

[Wilbur]

NFL GAF do you have any budo

Evilore lost his budo around the time of the great server downtime 2013/14 but I think he reclaimed it

idk

 

[Godslay]

Why is NFL Gaf here? I go play some FIFA and shit happens.

pls

Spoiler

Can't we merge with the budo boys

Figured I liked football & football, so why not both? Just have more to learn over here.

 

[nitewulf]

yes

A tad simpler. Jack Nicholson. Doesn't have that annoying blonde prick. Vera Farmiga is hot. Ray Winstone is cool. Alec Baldwin is cooler.

please, andy lau has a lot more charisma than any of them. nicholson was cool though.

 

[Zabojnik]

Going to sleep. Thanks for your continued support, Footy-bros. I have the feeling we're going to be needing it this season.

Good night <3

 

[Arnie]

€ 12,5 million for Marko.

I can't.

I can't.

This is how Hitler felt when they entered his last bunker.

You know he'll be loved at Liverpool, though. Like, adored. There'll be hugs from Brendan and hugs from Stevie and adulation from fans. He'll arrive to matches in a crowd of red smoke.

Be happy for him.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Mmm

Tom Brady is a bit likeeeee, eh I wanna say Ronaldo or Beckham. Ronaldo I guess.

More Beckham, but a better player.

Tom Brady is the best player the NFL has ever seen and also the handsomest. Married a Super Model, makes perfect babies and wins at everything he does.

Have I mentioned he's super handsome?

 

[K1LLER7]

€ 12,5 million for Marko.

I can't.

I can't.

This is how Hitler felt when they entered his last bunker.

Bebe is better anyway. Just check the stats.

There is no need to be upset. You will finally win the Europa League.

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Great Britain forward Luol Deng has joined Miami Heat as a free agent http://t.co/ondrtSe6uj http://t.co/PqCYs9pwSn

Guess this is their Lebron replacement. ..

 

[Linius]

Figured I liked football & football, so why not both? Just have more to learn over here.

I think if I tried to watch NFL I'd have to learn a lot. It seems so much more complicated than 22 men running after a ball trying to kick it in the other goal.

 

[kharma45]

Donna > Rachel

I just do not see it. She's... cold looking.

 

[Coldnoodle]

What's a Tom Brady

Is that the Whose Line is it anyway guy

I always preferred Colin

The dude on the right.

He's also married to Gisele Bundchen.

 

[Suen]

Seriously though I have to ask

What's the ratio of ball in hand to ball on foot in football

Why is it called football

Why isn't it called mixed martial arts

Why is it called cricket? Why isn't it called a bunch of old men in pyjamas fisting each other with wooden sticks?

 

[Vivalaraza]

More Beckham, but a better player.

Tom Brady is the best player the NFL has ever seen and also the handsomest. Married a Super Model, makes perfect babies and wins at everything he does.

Have I mentioned he's super handsome?

He's really not as good as you guys make out.

And he's a whiny bitch.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

When is football happen

 

[Linius]

The dude on the right.

He's also married to Gisele Bundchen.

Waaait, is that Herrera on the left? :Lol

 

[Wilbur]

But what does rugby even mean? A rug that you go by? A rug that goes by you?

I don't even like that shit sport, just fat men jumping on each other

if u legit think zabo > hixx then i hope you get Suen

:lol

I just do not see it. She's... cold looking.

She's sumptuous. Imagine her giving you a handjob. It'd be so furious.

 

[Bread]

I'm glad you clarified that he was the guy on the right, coldplay

Wouldn't want them thinking we have a Danny devito lookalike as our quarterback.

 

[GorillaJu]

Going to sleep. Thanks for your continued support, Footy-bros. I have the feeling we're going to be needing it this season.

Good night <3

Night Zabo

 

[Arnie]

he is good looking isn't he

imagine looking like that

i'd walk around king's cross all day smouldering

 

[Willkiller]

Waaait, is that Herrera on the left? :Lol

Dat young prospect

 

[Dutch Gronk]

He's really not as good as you guys make out.

And he's a whiny bitch.

People have been stabbed for less, bruh

 

[K1LLER7]

Waaait, is that Herrera on the left? :Lol

I thought it was WWE's Paul Heyman lol

 

[Alligatorjandro]

He's really not as good as you guys make out.

And he's a whiny bitch.

Whoa

Hold the fuck up