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[GorillaJu]

Last week my Japanese textbook had a conversation between an old man and a woman who were fighting because he kept eating mangos even though it made him sick to have so many, and his wife was angry at him for being irresponsible at his age. I thought "if sikaffy.gif ever studies Japanese this is the first thing he should learn how to say"

 

[rvy]

Alejandro+alligator

I have neither of those

Alejandro Salgado, por favor, no hagas más alts. Quitate la ropa e llama Tristiano.

 

[Hixx]

Fuck wqstfu

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I'll give you ten quid if you read the whole thread

You should give me that just for reading this:

Just kinda put my finger under my foreskin and sniffed it, not as bad as I thought

 

[3Sixty]

 

[Fox318]

Elsk really does look like Pepe. I noticed it and then put it in my face swap

It was uncanny. We in whatsapp were shook



I'll give you ten quid if you read the whole thread

Are quids units of Quaids?

Dennis is worth more than Randy.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is my friend Alligatorjandro. I call him Gata.

Gata's from Florida. Which means he's special. Say hi to Gata

Does he support the Heat.

Gata it's okay, you stll got D Wade man.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Yeah it's not that good. But I like 3/4 songs. Florida Kilos is great.

I didn't hear Kimbra's stuff, not been that big a fan tbh.

Kimbra is lovely.

She also seems like a nice person, sometimes I dream about sleeping with her, like not even sex, just next to her, smelling her hair and she changes for a more comfortable position in the bed.

 

[pulsemyne]

Welcome. There are a few Swanseabros here, but they just pop in from time to time.

I like that we're getting some new peeps in after the WC. hope you guys stick around <3

I am one of those Swanseabros.

 

[arkon]

Are quids units of Quaids?

Dennis is worth more than Randy.

Pound sterling. The greatest currency in the world.

 

[Dragon]

Viva, I don't like the new Lana Del Rey album much.

and kimbra's released songs aren't that great either

pop is dead

sukodu

As long as Ellie Goulding is around, pop ain't dead.

Thinking of trying to pick up following the EPL as well, would picking Everton because of Howard be really dumb?

 

[rvy]

Rare picture of Elsk and a mango.

 

[Wilbur]

You should give me that just for reading this:

It wasn't piss but it was still kinda weird. Like, a bit like watery meat

I don't know. It smelt of dick. I just expected dick to smell worse.

Are quids units of Quaids?

Dennis is worth more than Randy.

Douglas >

 

[Broder Salsa]

Fuck wqstfu

wilburs quest for the 2 sided triangles

Please


and it's going to get released one of these days, but the Moyes enemy still crashes my game. I really can't fix it.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Kimbra is lovely.

She also seems like a nice person, sometimes I dream about sleeping with her, like not even sex, just next to her, smelling her hair and she changes for a more comfortable position in the bed.

She looks a bit like Mika though.

 

[Hixx]

Good

 

[Godslay]

As long as Ellie Goulding is around, pop ain't dead.

Thinking of trying to pick up following the EPL as well, would picking Everton because of Howard be really dumb?

That's what I asked last night. Doesn't seem to be an issue.

 

[Fox318]

Pound sterling. The greatest currency in the world.

Zimbabwean dollar was the greatest currency ever.

 

[BigBoss]

Btw what happened with Valdes going to Monaco?

They pulled out after getting a look at his knee, hopefully he recovers.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Rare picture of Elsk and a mango.

:lol

Spoiler

Pepe with hair is truly the devil's work

 

[Wilbur]

As long as Ellie Goulding is around, pop ain't dead.

Thinking of trying to pick up following the EPL as well, would picking Everton because of Howard be really dumb?

Not at all; it's as good a choice as any.

I think a good way of going about it would be watching Everton's games; they might end up being the club you support, or they'll play a side who you like even more and you can start to follow them.

 

[FootballFan]

I should watch utopia but the premise puts me off for some reason

Still got a series of fresh meat to watch too

Would you bang the blonde welsh chick?

 

[Hixx]

Lasers with Welsh accents are my weakness

 

[pulsemyne]

What a username.

We have two; pulsemyne and SHarris. Neither post too regularly but they are both fine lovely people

pls enjoy your stay

all hail bony

Thanks for that Wilbur. All hail the Bony...unless he leaves.

 

[luxstellarum]

What is happening. NFL Gaf... hello

My kinda girlfriend goes Brighton, she worked in the food bit at the AMEX during first year. Lived in Falmer, could see the stadium from up the road.

Nice stadium, yeah. Been once or twice.

Whaaat you visit Brighton Wilbs?

I'm going for a catering staff (bar and waiting) job at the AMEX stadium on Friday so I can afford basic living in Brighton during my last year at Uni, Student Finance won't even cover the rent.

The AMEX is quite a nice stadium, I've been to a couple of games with my Season ticket holding mate from Uni, and it's across the road from my Uni, so it'll be great if I could get the job.

I'm a West Ham fan, but I've adopted Brighton as my second team.

Whaaat you go Brighton uni Stulaw? Me too! Brighton bros

Footy GAF Brighton Link up?

 

[Wilbur]

Would you bang the blonde welsh chick?

Absolutely yes. Something about her is so sexy.

 

[Dragon]

That's what I asked last night. Doesn't seem to be an issue.

Not at all; it's as good a choice as any.

I think a good way of going about it would be watching Everton's games; they might end up being the club you support, or they'll play a side who you like even more and you can start to follow them.

Alright. Thanks guys! I've been getting into FIFA 14 because of the WC and my friend is a lot better than me. But I finally beat him with the Spurs (he was the Seattle Sounders :jnc ).

 

[Dutch Gronk]

You should give me that just for reading this:

Motherfocker you posted pictures of your poop 'cause It looked like the Hawkeyes logo according to you.

You owe me at least a hundred dollars for that one. AMERICAN dollars that is.

 

[hiroshawn]

In regards to Football. How does over/under betting work?

 

[Freewheelin']

That Schneiderlin vid Weddy posted is sublime.

He's exactly what we need.

Reminds me of a younger Arteta.

 

[FootballFan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1W9L7nswOw

there is nothing better than the CL anthem

Somebody hasn't heard he darts theme..

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Does he support the Heat.

Gata it's okay, you stll got D Wade man.

No

 

[3Sixty]

In regards to Football. How does over/under betting work?

Under/Over on what?

Goals?

Simple Over 2.5 basically is 3 goals or more, under is 2 or less.

 

[Wilbur]

What is happening. NFL Gaf... hello



Whaaat you visit Brighton Wilbs?



Whaaat you go Brighton uni Stulaw? Me too! Brighton bros

Footy GAF Brighton Link up?

Not that often anymore but I used to be down there every week or two. She lived in falmer, then moulsecoomb. Now she lives at home so if I go it's only to go to the beach. I like the place though, good for a night out.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

It wasn't piss but it was still kinda weird. Like, a bit like watery meat

I don't know. It smelt of dick. I just expected dick to smell worse.

If you think you're grossing me out, you ain't. I got my own history, bro.

Motherfocker you posted pictures of your poop 'cause It looked like the Hawkeyes logo according to you.

You owe me at least a hundred dollars for that one. AMERICAN dollars that is.

...and there it is

 

[wedward]

Honestly I think the best thing to do is just watch a couple games once the season starts. More than likely you will just be naturally drawn to a team.

That Schneiderlin vid Weddy posted is sublime.

He's exactly what we need.

Reminds me of a younger Arteta.

The tackling made me giddy. Haven't seen that in an Arsenal side in a while.

Also looks like he has some pace and can burst forward.

 

[rvy]

you stll got D Wade man.

D Wade

 

[Wilbur]

If you think you're grossing me out, you ain't. I got my own history, bro.

show me

get it out. i don't believe you. show me your history

if you do I can PM you a famous picture of my asshole. Wooden even has it as album art on his favourite podcasts.

 

[FootballFan]

Absolutely yes. Something about her is so sexy.

It's the accent.

 

[Koko]

In regards to Football. How does over/under betting work?

:dead

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Motherfocker you posted pictures of your poop 'cause It looked like the Hawkeyes logo according to you.

You owe me at least a hundred dollars for that one. AMERICAN dollars that is.

wait what

 

[Fox318]

Are we 2 years away from Birmingham City and Aston Villa being in the same league?

Which will win Football League One?

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Honestly I think the best thing to do is just watch a couple games once the season starts. More than likely you will just be naturally drawn to a team.

That's my plan. Any way to get my knowledge of players up, other than playing FIFA? Is there a fantasy league?

 

[Wilbur]

Are we 2 years away from Birmingham City and Aston Villa being in the same league?

Which will win Football League One?

BRADFORD

 

[Hixx]

Americans

Sunderland have jozy altidore

I rest my case

 

[luxstellarum]

Not that often anymore but I used to be down there every week or two. She lived in falmer, then moulsecoomb. Now she lives at home so if I go it's only to go to the beach. I like the place though, good for a night out.

Well whenever you do come down here gimme a shout

threads moving like there's a match on

:lol

 

[arkon]

Lasers with Welsh accents are my weakness

I'm trying to imagine what this would sound like. That should keep me occupied for the next little while.

 

[Wilbur]

That's my plan. Any way to get my knowledge of players up, other than playing FIFA? Is there a fantasy league?

Yes there is, it's on the official premier league website

We'll probably all set one up soon actually. Go watch YouTube videos of Danny Welbeck and fall in love

 

[rvy]

show me

get it out. i don't believe you. show me your history

if you do I can PM you a famous picture of my asshole. Wooden even has it as album art on his favourite podcasts.

 

[hiroshawn]

Under/Over on what?

Goals?

Simple Over 2.5 basically is 3 goals or more, under is 2 or less.

Ah yes. Simple really.