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Football Thread 2013/14 |OT25| Louis evangaalism strictly prohibited

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GorillaJu

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Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?
 
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Vivalaraza

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K1LLER7 said:
Is it already up?
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Yep, went up today.

OddMorsel said:
Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.
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Awful thing to do, IMHO.
 
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Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
This heat is rediculous, cant sleep, i wish i had a fan
 
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GorillaJu

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Mr Cola said:
This heat is rediculous, cant sleep, i wish i had a fan
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You don't even have a fan to circulate the air around? How the hell do you guys go into every summer so underprepared? :lol

Coldnoodle said:
1TB of what
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
OddMorsel said:
Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?
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Cheat? Never.
Date/sleep with someone's ex? Never

that's two Nevers, WHAT ARE YOU DOING BASED MURICAN


my friend is dating a former pornstar (in her 20s now). HIGH FIVE
 
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K1LLER7

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OddMorsel said:
Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?
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Nope.

Unless you really really wanted to get into modelling :p


Vivalaraza said:
Yep, went up today.
Awful thing to do, IMHO.
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Nice.
Will create a team and forget about it all agaim
 
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Willkiller

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OddMorsel said:
Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?
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Obviously not.

Saying that, what is her name?
 
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Broder Salsa

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OddMorsel said:
Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?
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If you didn't have a girlfriend I would say go for it.

Don't listen to the rest.


Baconsaurus Rex said:
Did you really have to ask?








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That's a lot of shota, but you are into comics and all.
 
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Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
OddMorsel said:
You don't even have a fan to circulate the air around? How the hell do you guys go into every summer so underprepared? :lol



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Cause i dont expect the sun and when it comes the humidity is stupid, guaranteed if i bu ya fan tomorrow our winter will start.
 
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3Sixty

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OddMorsel said:
Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?
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I would.

#yolo
 
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Mr Cola

Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris
Is there such a thing as a black korean?

My existence proves there is
 
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Suen

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OddMorsel said:
Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?
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If it leads to Arsenal winning the treble.......

No.
 
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Hixx

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OddMorsel said:
You don't even have a fan to circulate the air around? How the hell do you guys go into every summer so underprepared? :lol



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heat aint no thang

its the fucking humidity

come live on the coast in england odd

90% humidity every fucking night in the summer
 
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GorillaJu

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Hixx said:
heat aint no thang

its the fucking humidity

come live on the coast in england odd

90% humidity every fucking night in the summer
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90?! Jesus I thought 50-60 was bad :lol

But then again I grew up in San Diego where humidity is so low no one even bothers to measure it.
 
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GorillaJu

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Yurt said:
a 45 pornstar too

her vagina is a fucking sleeve (a fucking-sleeve literally) by now
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That's just a myth. Women who have never given birth keep that shit tight. Japanese pussy is like a tourniquet man anyway, could probably go for something a little less restrictive :lol
 
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hiroshawn

Banned
Btw that new McDonalds chicken sandwich is tiptop. I don't usually eat Mcdonalds but that sandwich is very tasty. the new bun is very nice.
 
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Wilbur

Banned
Just had a terrible day. Worked from 12pm until 12am with only two 20 minute breaks, it was as busy as I've ever seen it and I'm sure I've lost three stone in sweat.

And then I see Louis videos and all is right with the world once more.

Not home for another half hour though. Pls.
 
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Vivalaraza

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Wilbur said:
Just had a terrible day. Worked from 12pm until 12am with only two 20 minute breaks, it was as busy as I've ever seen it and I'm sure I've lost three stone in sweat.

And then I see Louis videos and all is right with the world once more.

Not home for another half hour though. Pls.
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Is your working pattern even legal?

I'm pretty sure it's not.
 
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Fry

Member
Wilbur said:
Just had a terrible day. Worked from 12pm until 12am with only two 20 minute breaks, it was as busy as I've ever seen it and I'm sure I've lost three stone in sweat.

And then I see Louis videos and all is right with the world once more.

Not home for another half hour though. Pls.
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Are you still working at Nandos?

How is it like there?
 
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arkon

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OddMorsel said:
Lovren looks a little like Oberyn Martell's actor.

Morality question: my friend who I've known for a few years but don't keep in touch with any more used to be married to an ex-adult actress in Japan. He's my age but she's 15 years older than us (she's 45 now). She's got a porn actress's body for sure and could pass for a 30-35 year old because of some work she's had done, plus her skin is perfect. They split up and he moved away from Japan but she's still here. Their relationship was always a mess and they mostly married just to get him a visa to stay in Japan. She wanted to get me into modeling and used to show interest in me before they got married and I think we made out a few times but it was when I was really drunk and on nights when I made out with a lot of girls so it's only a hazy memory. Now she wants to hook up.

I told her about my gf and I'm not about to cheat. This is hypothetical. Friend's ex wife, but I don't really ever talk to him. But still, boning your friend's ex wife.

Would you?
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Ask your girlfriend if she's up for a threesome
 
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