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[WJD]

I grow hair everywhere but on my chest. Makes me sad. Reminds me I need to shave my armpits today. Thanks boys. xoxo

I've got a wispy tuft just between my nipples but other than that I'm the same as you.

Don't shave my armpits though. Is that common?

Should I be shaving my armpits?

Has everyone been laughing at me?

 

[Yurt]

I'd taste your bread.

why thank you :lol <3

I've got a wispy tuft just between my nipples but other than that I'm the same as you.

Don't shave my armpits though. Is that common?

Should I be shaving my armpits?

Has everyone been laughing at me?

It doesn't bother you after working out? Or in bed with your girlfriend?

 

[3Sixty]

I've got a wispy tuft just between my nipples but other than that I'm the same as you.

Don't shave my armpits though. Is that common?

Should I be shaving my armpits?

Has everyone been laughing at me?

Fucking shave them now you Neanderthal.

 

[LanceVance]

Phew made it with 1% left

Also men who shave their armpits are confused about their gender

 

[Vivalaraza]

Alistair Cook has had it.

 

[Carbonox]

Phew made it with 1% left

Also men who shave their armpits are confused about their gender

 

[Mastadon]

Alistair Cook has had it.

He's been awful for a year now. Shame really, he's world class when on form. Needs to get rid of the captaincy ASAP.

 

[WJD]

Sounds like Yaya got his Bugatti.

 

[3Sixty]

He's been awful for a year now. Shame really, he's world class when on form. Needs to get rid of the captaincy ASAP.

It's funny how many players the captaincy has destroyed.

 

[Steverulez]

Alistair Cook has had it.

Hes in a terrible run of form, no point giving up on him now especially as he's not even 30 yet. When he get his form back he'll go and smash our highest ever run scorer easily.

Its shit to watch at the moment but lots of players go out of form, he'll get over it

 

[Gareth Bale]

Our new kits are pretty bleh but I do like the keeper shirt:

Home and away both rubbish again. I like the pictures they took though. None of that hands by your side looking down at the camera shite.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hes in a terrible run of form, no point giving up on him now especially as he's not even 30 yet. When he get his form back he'll go and smash our highest ever run scorer easily.

Its shit to watch at the moment but lots of players go out of form, he'll get over it

I know it's not the done thing but I think he needs to "take a break". Just take the next tour off or something.

 

[Steverulez]

I know it's not the done thing but I think he needs to "take a break". Just take the next tour off or something.

That I can agree with, or go and play some county stuff again

 

[Vivalaraza]

Liverpool want that Spanish right back aswell now?

Arsenal about to do the double on them?

 

[Scum]

Summer sucks shit

"Bu bu bu it's hot! I want Winter!"
"Bu bu bu it's cold! I want Summer!"

Go back to England.

 

[Mastadon]

Liverpool want that Spanish right back aswell now?

Arsenal about to do the double on them?

Manquillo? Links seem tenuous at best. Word is that Atleti will use him in a deal for Moreno, simultaneously screwing us and Arsenal.

Lot of talk about us abandoning Bony in favour of Remy. If we could get him for the £8m being quoted I'd be very happy.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

It's all good folks.

Because

Winter

Is

Coming

 

[CoolOff]

So, we got Rio Ave from Portugal in EL-quali, anyone with info on them?

 

[cartoon_soldier]

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWFmViRsH5g

Van Gaal vs. David Moyes press conferences compared

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9386177/louis-van-gaal-v-david-moyes

 

[Yurt]

I like winter mainly because I like wearing winter clothes. Room for creativity

-

...oh? Artorias was based on him? It makes sense with his busted left hand!

 

[L1NETT]

I know it's not the done thing but I think he needs to "take a break". Just take the next tour off or something.

Upcoming schedule is hectic as fuck. Sri Lanka/World Cup/ New Zealand/ Ashes

Issue is who can replace him as captain. And with Moores there, fat chance of that happening. M8s 4 lyfe

 

[Carbonox]

I like winter mainly because I like wearing winter clothes. Room for creativity

-

...oh? Artorias was based on him? It makes sense with his busted left hand!

I like Winter too. I don't mind getting the guns out in Summer and the ducks are more fun to play with durin that time too but Winter gets my penis whipping back and forth like Willow Smith's hair.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Upcoming schedule is hectic as fuck. Sri Lanka/World Cup/ New Zealand/ Ashes

Issue is who can replace him as captain. And with Moores there, fat chance of that happening. M8s 4 lyfe

Selectors choose the captain

 

[L1NETT]

Selectors choose the captain

Doesn't change squat

ECB is the most matey cliquey organisation i've ever had the mispleasure of being slightly involved in

Cook ain't going anywhere

 

[Scum]

Yaya says he will honour his contract at City.

http://m.eurosport.co.uk/football/p...ur-my-contract-at-city_sto4330280/story.shtml

 

[Gareth Bale]

Doesn't change squat

ECB is the most matey cliquey organisation i've ever had the mispleasure of being slightly involved in

Cook ain't going anywhere

The point is that if they want to replace him they can and I don't think Peter Moores can do much about it.

 

[Steverulez]

Yaya says he will honour his contract at City.

http://m.eurosport.co.uk/football/p...ur-my-contract-at-city_sto4330280/story.shtml

Of course he will. If anyone in the upper management has any balls, they'd have sat him sat, slapped him with a wet fish, told him to stop being a cunt and do what they pay him very well to do.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Yaya says he will honour his contract at City.

http://m.eurosport.co.uk/football/p...ur-my-contract-at-city_sto4330280/story.shtml

Fuck Ya

 

[Carbonox]

wickets chat gives me crickets in my knickers

 

[sohois]

Spanish sources are saying Liverpool have gone back for Moreno with an offer of 20million euros, which is what Sevilla wanted. Seems a bit fishy though, and they don't exactly have the best track record

 

[Mr.Marston]

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWFmViRsH5g

Van Gaal vs. David Moyes press conferences compared

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9386177/louis-van-gaal-v-david-moyes

I miss Moyes

I like winter mainly because I like wearing winter clothes. Room for creativity

-

...oh? Artorias was based on him? It makes sense with his busted left hand!

There's several nods to that series in Dark Souls (Darksign, Rickert the blacksmith etc.)

From Software must be fans.

 

[L1NETT]

wickets chat gives me crickets in my knickers

Sorry m8

dat Janmaat

dat De Jong

dat Cabella

dat Riviere

dat.......Jack Colback?

Haway the lads

 

[Mastadon]

Spanish sources are saying Liverpool have gone back for Moreno with an offer of 20million euros, which is what Sevilla wanted. Seems a bit fishy though, and they don't exactly have the best track record

I think Sevilla are asking for £20m rather than Euros. We've already had a £16m bid rejected according to most outlets, which is more than €20m.

 

[Mr Cola]

Yaya understands throwing a hissy fit wont get you a transfer, he is learning from Suarez, last year he threw a hissy and said he wouldnt come back and he stayed, this year he took charge of his actions, manned up and took a bite out of someone. Yaya knows where the bar is set now, lets see him top it.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Val Gaal Week continues

 

[LFMartins86]

So, we got Rio Ave from Portugal in EL-quali, anyone with info on them?

They've just had what was probably the best season of their history. Reached the final of the Portuguese Cup and the final of the League Cup but lost them both to Benfica, although they deserved to win the Portuguese Cup. Very organised on the back and with a good mix of young and experienced players.
Their manager left for Valencia so they might not be as strong as last season.

 

[Ushojax]

Spanish sources are saying Liverpool have gone back for Moreno with an offer of 20million euros, which is what Sevilla wanted. Seems a bit fishy though, and they don't exactly have the best track record

I guess we got Davies then? Or are you buying two left backs?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Louis' suit game is pretty solid so far.

It's a shame about the club tie. It's terrible.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Someone buy Bertrand.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Someone buy Bertrand.

Liverpool will?

 

[Carbonox]

I'd have Bertrand at Newcastle. He's better than Santon, Dummett still needs time and Haidara is dead (despite looking the best LB of the 3).

I think a 25m + Obertan offer would be fair. Obertan can help Abramovich break in the space mining business on Mars.

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Philipp pls.

;-;

 

[sohois]

I'd have Bertrand at Newcastle. He's better than Santon, Dummett still needs time and Haidara is dead (despite looking the best LB of the 3).

I think a 25m + Obertan offer would be fair. Obertan can help Abramovich break in the space mining business on Mars.

Imagine if you got Bertrand and Micah Richards

 

[RaGe_pt]

Can't wait for the start of the new season! I'm pretty confident we'll do better than last year. With the signings of Adrian Lopez and Oliver Torres (Loan) from Atl. Madrid, Evandro from Estoril, Opare from Standard Liege, Martins Indi from Feyenoord and possibly Yacine Brahimi from Granada, we're shaping up a great squad with lots of quality and experienced players.

 

[Yurt]

There's several nods to that series in Dark Souls (Darksign, Rickert the blacksmith etc.)

From Software must be fans.

No surprise there! <3

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Nice Legs

 

[sohois]

I guess we got Davies then? Or are you buying two left backs?

I suppose so. Some people suggest Liverpool should buy both and sell Enrique, but it won't happen

 

[LFMartins86]

Can't wait for the start of the new season! I'm pretty confident we'll do better than last year. With the signings of Adrian Lopez and Oliver Torres (Loan) from Atl. Madrid, Evandro from Estoril, Opare from Standard Liege, Martins Indi from Feyenoord and possibly Yacine Brahimi from Granada, we're shaping up a great squad with lots of quality and experienced players.

You're building quite a strong squad but the lack of a proper substitute for Fernando will probably hurt you.

 

[ShogunDarius]

I suppose so. Some people suggest Liverpool should buy both and sell Enrique, but it won't happen

thats been touted alot, buying 2 lbs and getting rid of enriique

 

[sohois]

thats been touted alot, buying 2 lbs and getting rid of enriique

Only by foolish fans who don't rate Enrique, but the Liverpool staff likely have far more sense