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[Yurt]

Or you'll do a throughball but the striker doesn't respond as he is in the middle of an animation

FF we signed someone from Barca

How shit are we talkin here m8

He cant be gud

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

He'd cost 14m max imo. Would do good as a second choice at Arsenal.

If he were Croatian maybe.

 

[johnthequad]

Don't want a striker with worse finishing than Giroud.

Pass.

Finishing can be thought Walcott is the prime example.

 

[Mr Cola]

He'd cost 14m max imo. Would do good as a second choice at Arsenal.

14 for Woodward, 25 for Chelsea.

Wellbeck is a genuine talent, he could be very big, its all up to how much he wants it and uses his brain. Could see a really good player next year if he listens to LvG.

 

[ATF487]

muppetry:

- both Sunderland and QPR are expressing interest in getting Tim Cahill.
- Roman Shirokov gone to Spartak Moscovo on a free transfer.

QPR is the home for geriatric footballers

 

[inky]

http://youtu.be/hyDRu-eBMz8

I wonder if "fake injury" or "tell the crowd off" will be included.

 

[Hixx]

muppetry:

- both Sunderland and QPR are expressing interest in getting Tim Cahill.
- Roman Shirokov gone to Spartak Moscovo on a free transfer.

We aren't.

 

[Slizz]

Almost bought it. Then I got a 12 pk of Stella, Leffe an Hoegarden

Fuckin cellphone

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

ManUtd Stuff ‏@ManUtdStuff now

United close to signing Milan midfielder De Jong for £8m after Carrick injury. [sport]

Well now.

 

[El Topo]

1st song is great. 2nd song is pretty good. Sexotheque isn't bad. The rest is COMPLETE SHIT.

I wouldn't quite go that far, at least Tropical Chancer is kinda catchy, but it all seems pretty forgettable (after listening to the album once).

 

[Salvadora]

Finishing can be thought Walcott is the prime example.

So a prospect signing? Nah.

 

[Elchele]

Can't believe we will have another Scholl in our first team in a couple of years

 

[jtb]

Finishing can be thought Walcott is the prime example.

this logic makes zero sense. you think Ferguson didn't teach a striker or two how to finish? why didn't Gervinho learn how to finish? Welbeck would be yet another project and we have enough of those in the team already.

We need to find someone who can put the ball in the back of the net, get Sanchez, Ozil, and Walcott to pass him the ball, and we'll be fine.

 

[FootballFan]

FF we signed someone from Barca

How shit are we talkin here m8

He cant be gud

It was a defender iirc so he probably sucks mate.

The quintero kid that Chelsea just stole is supposed to be good though.

Can someone steal Song?

 

[wedward]

No cell service until Sunday night.

Keep the muppeting going Arse-bros.

Hopefully when I come it'll be to Reus and Pogba in the skin tights.

PEACE

 

[Steverulez]

It was a defender iirc so he probably sucks mate.

The quintero kid that Chelsea just stole is supposed to be good though.

Can someone steal Song?

We stole someone?

Edit: Oh, he was the guy who was retweeting everything sent to him and people realised he couldn't understand english (or not well enough) and started taking the piss out of him and he kept retweeting them, loool.

He will look good with Boga, Da Silva, Chalobah, Bamford and Musonda in the team* in years to come

Spoiler

Vitesse

 

[Lightning]

No cell service until Sunday night.

Keep the muppeting going Arse-bros.

Hopefully when I come it'll be to Reus and Pogba in the skin tights.

PEACE

Stay safe bro. Have fun.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Finishing can be thought Walcott is the prime example.

this logic makes zero sense. you think Ferguson didn't teach a striker or two how to finish? why didn't Gervinho learn how to finish? Welbeck would be yet another project and we have enough of those in the team already.

We need to find someone who can put the ball in the back of the net, get Sanchez, Ozil, and Walcott to pass him the ball, and we'll be fine.

To borrow shamelessly from FM (but not necessarily incorrectly), finishing is both a technical and mental attribute. And to borrow FM parlance further, Welbeck generally has the technique but he has a score of about 1 in mental composure.

 

[FootballFan]

Seeya wedward

This is Wenger's season.

 

[Zabojnik]

FF we signed someone from Barca

How shit are we talkin here m8

He cant be gud

Someone on twitter said he's technicalleh very gifted but mentally weak. Whatever that means.

 

[Barzul]

Schneiderlin unfollowed Spurs. It's back on. The Cavani + Schneiderlin dream lives.

 

[Yurt]

Someone on twitter said he's technicalleh very gifted but mentally weak. Whatever that means.

An Allegri player then

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Schneiderlin unfollowed Spurs. It's back on. The Cavani + Schneiderlin dream lives.

GET IIIINNNN

/covering for Wedders

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Legend...miss him at United

 

[Frank the Great]

An Allegri player then

Except Allegri players aren't technically gifted either.

 

[Juicy Bob]

Notts Forest are renaming their stadium the "Kuwait City Ground." :lol

Oh fuck off.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Dutch people have been good for United

I feel confident LVG will do good too!

 

[Mr.Marston]

Later Wedward

---

Arsenal vs Boreham Wood tomorrow, I assume we'll be playing the reserves/youth?

 

[Arnie]

Lightning everywhere.

Like an Arse-GAF bat signal.

Khedeira incoming.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Lightning everywhere.

Like an Arse-GAF bat signal.

Khedeira incoming.

Given the diminishing velocity are we sure he'll hit?

 

[WAR recon zero]

1. arsenal
2. city
3. utd
4. chelsea

1. Madrid
2. Barca
3. sevilla
4. atlético

 

[cartoon_soldier]

1. arsenal
2. city
3. utd
4. chelsea

1. Madrid
2. Barca
3. sevilla
4. atlético

United won't finish above Chelsea.

Since I love GAF soo much, I can make as many avatar bets as one wants. I have never had an avatar on Neogaf.

 

[Yurt]

Except Allegri players aren't technically gifted either.

 

[El Topo]

Wouldn't it be funny if United missed European competition again?

 

[omgkitty]

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Spoiler

I hope to god that is Allegri

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Wouldn't it be funny if United missed European competition again?

Bayern fans seem awfully concerned with the fortunes of Manchester United. Still sore?

 

[Steverulez]

We're trying! Well, all of the Atletico title winning players and all the at least vaguely promising youngsters in football anyway

 

[El Topo]

Bayern fans seem awfully concerned with the fortunes of Manchester United. Still sore?

Huh? Did I miss something? For the record, I have nothing against United, I just found the year of Moyes pretty hilarious and wouldn't mind another one, even if Bayern got crushed by Real.

Year of Moyes gave us so much, I just want another one like that. Doesn't even have to be United.

 

[FootballFan]

EPL:

1. Man city
2. Chelsea
3. Arsenal
4. Man Utd

La liga:

1. Barca
2. R. Madrid
3. Atletico

Bundesliga:

1. Bayern.

Serie A:

1. Napoli*




* I wish :'(

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Huh? Did I miss something? For the record, I have nothing against United, I just found the year of Moyes pretty hilarious and wouldn't mind another one, even if Bayern got crushed by Real.

I will destroy you.

 

[GQman2121]

Filipe Luis is the most handsome man alive.

He's pretty good looking....

....on paper.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Huh? Did I miss something? For the record, I have nothing against United, I just found the year of Moyes pretty hilarious and wouldn't mind another one, even if Bayern got crushed by Real.

Year of Moyes gave us so much, I just want another one like that. Doesn't even have to be United.

Only this time they will get crushed by Real and Kroos will be MoTM

 

[Arnie]

1) Liverpool
2) City
3) Chelsea
4) United

 

[Broder Salsa]

He's pretty good looking....

....on paper.

and in gifs

 

[ShogunDarius]

I shouldnt but i'm eating pizza right now

 

[3Sixty]

He's pretty good looking....

....on paper.

Can you compare him to Asier del Horno's stats pls

 

[FootballFan]

Liverpool blew it last season. This time their targets are shite like Davis. Smh.

Wenger don't let me down.

 

[Wilbur]

Lawd

Now that's a fucking team.

 

[ZQQLANDER]

I would literally shit my pants if Reus and Yedlin went to Liverpool