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[The_Hitcher89]

David James' hair looks like a tree from an old ghost film

 

[sohois]

Henderson's a bit wasted in a game like this; his defensive contributions and high energy are not needed against a team like Stoke, whilst on the attack he is most effective when countering, not trying to cut through a set defence.

 

[FootballFan]

omg I just now saw David James. Now I know what you guys were laughing at. :lol

 

[Coldnoodle]

Oh right, today is the first league game..

GO LIVERPOOL

 

[GorillaJu]

OMG. Come on, Cou.

 

[Ushojax]

Stoke's defense is very sluggish, the full backs are so slow to react.

I think Liverpool will get 3 or 4 here.

 

[Coldnoodle]

COUTINHO GODAMMIT

 

[subtles]

The Coup misses....

 

[GorillaJu]

i bet she's kinky as fuck.




we had sex.

she gave me an odd compliment about my dick.

Was it good? And what was the compliment?

 

[FootballFan]

Coutz score there pls.

Bud, what was the compliment pls.

 

[nemesun]

Stoke's defense is very sluggish, the full backs are so slow to react.

I think Liverpool will get 3 or 4 here.

I concur. As I predicted before the game, easy 3 points for 'em today.

 

[valeo]

Stoke already ready to sit in the stands and watch Pool run by

 

[fadetoblack]

Looking forward to Sunderland v Fulham. Eager to see how Full Metal Giak does.

 

[Yen]

No, Michael, Enrique didn't shoulder you at Liverpool.

 

[Mastadon]

Poor Palacios - he's been hospitalised.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

i bet she's kinky as fuck.

Is that her?

 

[GorillaJu]

Poor Palacios - he's been hospitalised.

That's really unfortunate.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Crouch? More like Fall.

Spoiler

 

[bud]

Was it good? And what was the compliment?

it was pretty good, actually. she didn't really seem to be that much into giving head. ho well.

she jokingly said something about my penis starting so small and ending up so big, haha.

i wish i had a bigger flaccid penis. ;_;

 

[valeo]

What a save.

 

[Splatt]

Wenger get on that Begovvic asap

 

[Milchmonster]

FCB: Neuer - Dante, Ribéry, Mandzukić, Shaqiri, Boateng, Lahm, Müller, Alaba, Schweinsteiger, Kroos

substitutes: Starke, van Buyten, Thiago, Robben, Rafinha, Götze, Contento

I know he played 90minutes against Ecuador but damn where's Javi

lol wat

I thought Pep at least had the class to play Martinez as CB, the fuck is wrong with him? One of the best DMs and a player Bayern payed a shitload of money for just a year ago. He can't do that shit at Bayern, that's why van Gaal was fired.

We'll probably hear something like Martinez is slightly injured soon, I call bullshit unless his leg is broken.

 

[LTWheels]

After looking shit all preseason, Enrique is looking good.

 

[Empty]

dat begovic

 

[Mastadon]

Jesus Begovic is on fire.

 

[GorillaJu]

Fucking hell, another big save from Bego.

 

[mil6es]

Beggers should be in a top 6 team

 

[Tegris]

Studge didn't change his studs, did he?

 

[bud]

Is that her?

i don't think so. the girl in that gif looks younger.

 

[dc89]

"There were other offers, other interest in England, but I don't want to name the clubs. City were quick in the way they moved for me and that proved they wanted me a lot.

"They are playing to win the Premier League. They are playing in the Champions League. They have a very good team and I hope I will be winning some trophies here.

"That's important. I was in Florence for five years, but I won nothing."

God love him.

 

[Suen]

Good save.

 

[GorillaJu]

it was pretty good, actually. she didn't really seem to be that much into giving head. ho well.

she jokingly said something about my penis starting so small and ending up so big, haha.

i wish i had a bigger flaccid penis. ;_;

hahaha. I worry about that, so sometimes I try to think myself up a semi before the pants come off.

 

[Ushojax]

God love him.

'Playing to win the Premier League'

'Playing in the CL'

lol

 

[Milchmonster]

Today is a boring day for football.

Tomorrow, though, that's going to be awesome. Everyone get ready for DAT MICKY

 

[FootballFan]

'Playing to win the Premier League'

'Playing in the CL'

lol

Haha I was going to post that too.

 

[mil6es]

Dat possession play

 

[Ushojax]

I didn't know this new Stoke signing is that moron who punched through that glass.

He looks shit.

 

[Walshy]

Would like to see Ibe come on soon.

 

[Suen]

Fuck, Coutinho is so fucking good.

 

[Coldnoodle]

SO MANY MISSED CHANCES

 

[Jeff Albertson]

Michael Owen making stuff up now

 

[GorillaJu]

Should have had a man at the far post there to tap that in.

Gerrard's usually dire with his corners, but today his delivery has been excellent.

 

[Mr.Marston]

God love him.

"City offered me the most money"

 

[Yen]

Adam will score a goal and then break someone's ankle.

 

[Anderson]

Send on the Liverpool rejects

 

[Mastadon]

"City offered me the most money"

Haha.

 

[Walshy]

This game has 1-1 written all over it.

 

[nemesun]

This game is well and truly over. I can't be bothered to sit through the rest of this one sided affair.

 

[KidA Seven]

I thought that was in :lol

 

[LTWheels]

Bloody hell Hendo.