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Football Thread 2013/14 |OT4| Everybody Hates Wenger renewed for 17th season

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faridmon

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Good ol' Everton. Dominate game while playing some beautiful expansive football, can't score a goal if their life depend on it.
 
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Wilbur

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Lambda Piscium said:
Newcastle is populated with cunts
Geordies are fucking unintelligible
The men smell like horse shit
Women's virginity is questionable

I saw some Geordie Shore episodes
At one thing the show is succeeding
It makes me believe these people
Are all born of massive inbreeding
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GorillaJu

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Lol man I can't even describe how much I love that Lucozade commercial. All those white male models flailing their arms in frustrated exhaustion, while the black dude in front sipping Lucozade is just jogging on, like "suck it, ya white cunts."

Love it.
 
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Arnie

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faridmon said:
Good ol' Everton. Dominate game while playing some beautiful expansive football, can't score a goal if their life depend on it.
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:lol

You barely created a chance.

The closest you came was a long ball over the top from Jagielka to Fellaini, and a mishit cross from Coleman.
 
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odd_morsel said:
Lol man I can't even describe how much I love that Lucozade commercial. All those white male models flailing their arms in frustrated exhaustion, while the black dude in front sipping Lucozade is just jogging on, like "suck it, ya white cunts."

Love it.
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It makes Bacon physically ill :p
 
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Arnie said:
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You barely created a chance.

The closest you came was a long ball over the top from Jagielka to Fellaini, and a mishit cross from Coleman.
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Did you hear Merson talk/babble about the Coleman cross?

He said 'He's completely mishit his cross, and its spun over the keeper and hit the top of the bar, and been cleared. Ah, its so unlucky.'

What a tit.
 
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nemesun

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Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Okore, Luna, Bacuna, Westwood, Delph, Weimann, Benteke, Agbonlahor. Subs: Clark, El Ahmadi, Helenius, Steer, Herd, Sylla, Tonev.

Liverpool: Mignolet, Johnson, Toure, Agger, Jose Enrique, Gerrard, Lucas, Henderson, Aspas, Coutinho, Sturridge. Subs: Cissokho, Brad Jones, Alberto, Allen, Borini, Sterling, Wisdom.
 
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faridmon

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WTF? We created multiple chances and Foster had to play the game of his life for the ball not to go in.

We also had a ball on the post which bounced from a save.

Must be a different game then. Because we were attacking all day long.
 
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GorillaJu

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faridmon said:
WTF? We created multiple chances and Foster had to play the game of his life for the ball not to go in.

We also had a ball on the post which bounced from a save.

Must be a different game then. Because we were attacking all day long.
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I'm just bein a tit. I didn't even watch it.
 
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Wilbur

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faridmon said:
WTF? We created multiple chances and Foster had to play the game of his life for the ball not to go in.

We also had a ball on the post which bounced from a save.

Must be a different game then. Because we were attacking all day long.
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You attacked, and you were the better side.

But beautiful and expansive? The game of his life? What the fuck are you on about hahahaha. You were watchable.

And in fact, I thought you were better under Moyes. You attacked quicker. Too much dilly dallying around the middle for my liking. Barkley was alright again though.

Give me Fellaini.
 
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faridmon

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You know what, I'll just watch Anime and let the opinions sleep for a while.

Martinez has to change the team drastically. Kone in please since Jelavic is usless.
 
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GQman2121

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NBC has no time for pregame talk. It's nonsensical kids programming right into kickoff. Super janky transition, but at least the HD feed is flawless ....
 
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faridmon

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Wilbur said:
You attacked, and you were the better side.

But beautiful and expansive? The game of his life? What the fuck are you on about hahahaha. You were watchable.

And in fact, I thought you were better under Moyes. You attacked quicker. Too much dilly dallying around the middle for my liking. Barkley was alright again though.

Give me Fellaini.
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Fair anough about beautiful and expansive, a tad bit exaggeration (but we did play well) but Foster did play well to save his team from embarrassment. He did play his game of his life. Double save from Bianaar, Coleman,etc..

Also, no, Under Moyes, we would have hoofed the ball to Fellaini and Barkely wouldn't eve be on the bench.
 
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zychi said:
To all the non-British gaf, how did you decide what team you root for in premier league?
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I lived in England for a year when I was 8 and my dad bought me to Old Trafford. I liked the jersey plus they had a devil in their logo which was wicked. I decided they were my team on that day.
 
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