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[FootballFan]

What a shit half.

 

[xintin]

Only Oscar has shown up. Hazard is struggling and KDB needs subbed off immeadiately.

 

[Meier]

Chelsea's game last week was just about unwatchable for much of it. Then isn't any better. How is a team full of so many brilliant attackers so unappealing to watch? How does Mou do it?

 

[Zabojnik]

I think Conte will go with his best XI again since there was no midweek game.

And rightly so since we fucking battered them with Juvez-Vucinic.

4-3-3 with Vucinic - Llion - Tevez. I don't care if it doesn't make sense. Just do it. DOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[LegoArmo]

Stop parking the bus, Chelsea.

 

[Yurt]

It's actually a good sigh, him missing easy chances this early in the season.

He did that in his first season with Bayern.

 

[dc89]

I want RVP's boots. Don't think you can buy them yet.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Rooney was alright.

Pulga's balls are twitching.

 

[rodvik]

Only Oscar has shown up. Hazard is struggling and KDB needs subbed off immeadiately.

KDB has been bullied out of the game. Agree he needs to be the one off.

 

[Clegg]

Our midfield was the better of the two sides in the first half. Bit surprised by that tbh.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Chelsea's game last week was just about unwatchable for much of it. Then isn't any better. How is a team full of so many brilliant attackers so unappealing to watch? How does Mou do it?

I would ignore this but... Coming from a City supporter? pls

 

[D_prOdigy]

"Remember, don't tell your mum."

 

[TrueBlue]

Very poor from us. Hope we've mamaged 2 shots on target is beyond me.

 

[operon]

Chelsea need Ba or Lukaku on they have no focus to their attack

 

[K1LLER7]

Hazard struggling against the might of Jones.

Greatest MUFC player ever.

Take Valencia off for Shinji.

Clevs for Ando.

 

[Zabojnik]

Hazard is a one season wonder.

 

[spidye]

It's actually a good sigh, him missing easy chances this early in the season. He'll hit his stride soon enough, imo. I'm expecting a 20+ goals season from him.

well hopefully.

he's too beautiful to fail. germany didn't deserve him anyways

 

[Wilbur]

van persie's too good for any of these teams. it's painful seeing such a beautiful technician be wasted in a team that can't even string a few passes together.

The implication that he would be better off at Arsenal is stunningly funny

 

[Broder Salsa]

Chelsea need Ba or Lukaku on they have no focus to their attack

Ba isn't even on the bench. But yes, need Lukaku in to cross into. KDB and Hazard seems a bit out of options, constantly forced to try and cut in.

 

[Hixx]

Ugh, welcome back Chelzzzz

 

[LegoArmo]

Think Cleverley has been good, actually, most the players have done well apart from Jones' dodgy crossing. Same team second half.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I want RVP's boots. Don't think you can buy them yet.

You can't buy everything, not everything is for sale dc.

Spoiler

jk jk <3

 

[BlindCommunication]

De Bruyne is a clown, hope this means he'll get loaned out to Zulte-Waregem where he belongs.

 

[Splatt]

firstrow is dead.


whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Broder Salsa]

On replay that's totally a red. Foot left the ground, right on his ankle.

De Bruyne is a clown, hope this means he'll get loaned out to Zulte-Waregem where he belongs.

...

firstrow is dead.


whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Works here

 

[Gareth Bale]

Only took 45 minutes to see that Schurrle is not a striker. Failed attempt to display some sort of tactical genius by Mourinho.

 

[Arnie]

This isn't even classic Mourinho because his team don't look at all threatening. They're just dull and ineffectual.

 

[bud]

The implication that he would be better off at Arsenal is stunningly funny

that's not what i was implying. however, a team like arsenal would certainly be a lot better suited to his him as a footballer.

 

[LanceVance]

Why does carra think shearer plays for Chelsea?

 

[subtles]

Chelsea need fluidity and a better d.midfield. It's criminal watching such brilliant players playing like this. Oscar with the space in the hole is the only player who resembles any creative presence.

 

[Wilbur]

But yeah Rooney's looking good. Apart from the final ball which is heavy as fuck, but he's looking involved and energetic. RVP when he gets the ball is lovely, Welbeck doing good defensive work, our defence looking very well organised. Lacking a cutting edge though.

Wouldn't be surprised if Schurrle comes off soon, not really offering anything and can't make the run off the shoulder of the defenders, Chelsea just playing long balls. Not working.

 

[Yurt]

Rossi scores, a German misses. It's like 82 all over again!

 

[KidA Seven]

Think Cleverley has been good, actually, most the players have done well apart from Jones' dodgy crossing. Same team second half.

I wouldn't say they've been good. Nothing coming from the wings. Welbeck and Evra haven't done shit. Jones sucks going forward. Valencia is the only one doing good and he hasn't really done much of anything either.

 

[Hixx]

Our 21s are 3 for 3

Eat it DC and your shitty EDS

EAT IT

 

[Wilbur]

that's not what i was implying. however, a team like arsenal would certainly be a lot better suited to his him as a footballer.

but for his medal collection?

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Garjon]

Lukaku on please.

Beggars belief that he didn't start, must be something going on behind the scenes.

 

[operon]

Neville isn't even tempted for a wank at the table tonight

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Neville isn't even tempted for a wank at the table tonight

Keeping his powder dry for full time.

 

[Meier]

I would ignore this but... Coming from a City supporter? pls

We played like crap yesterday, no doubt, but that was in part because Cardiff had their entire team defending. By comparison, this match is wide open and Man U are attacking freely so Chelsea should be getting some opportunities to make them pay. They have a bunch of amazing players but they've been completely painful to watch versus both Villa after the initial goal and the entire half versus Man U. It's weird.

Rossi scores, a German misses. It's like 82 all over again!

Good for him even if he is a turncoat.

 

[Feorax]

Few twitter folk saying Moses move is imminent, and medical is tomorrow.

Makes sense if we want him in ahead of the match on Sunday.

 

[Batigol]

Looks like I missed nothing

 

[Arnie]

Mata must be watching this in his little shit tracksuit wishing Rafa hadn't gone.

 

[bud]

mourinho: "they have their style which is not my style."

 

[Clegg]

I'd like us to be a goal ahead before Mou brings Mata on.

He's the Chelsea player that frightens me most.

 

[FootballFan]

This isn't even classic Mourinho because his team don't look at all threatening. They're just dull and ineffectual.

We killed his love of football. Based Pep and Tito. And Casillas.

 

[Salvadora]

that's not what i was implying. however, a team like arsenal would certainly be a lot better suited to his him as a footballer.

I get what you mean, bud.

For large parts of games he is completely isolated. I've lost track of the number of times I've thought in previous United games, "has Van Persie touched the ball yet?"

Still scores the brilliant goals, though. No doubt about that.

 

[bud]

but for his medal collection?

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

i'll give you a medal collection in your bum

I get what you mean, bud.

For large parts of games he is completely isolated. I've lost track of the number of times I've thought in previous United games, "has Van Persie touched the ball yet?"

Still scores the brilliant goals, though. No doubt about that.

indeed. it's such a waste of talent.

 

[rodvik]

Watching Jamie Carragher co pundit alongside Gary Neville is like seeing an Ewok alongside Han Solo for the first time. This shit just doesnt belong.

 

[LegoArmo]

I wouldn't say they've been good. Nothing coming from the wings. Welbeck and Evra haven't done shit. Jones sucks going forward. Valencia is the only one doing good and he hasn't really done much of anything either.

The way the team is set up is really solid defensively. Welbeck has had nice touches and Evra has been getting forward well. Just a shame Chelsea have Ivanovic down that side, who's been good, and strong.

Keep going and there'll be more chances.

 

[Dazzler]

What an awful game so far

Moses would be a fantastic pickup for Liverpool