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[panty]

L'Equipe: United offered 150 million euros for Bale
Yesterday, Carlo Ancelotti said there had been offers superior to Real Madrid by Gareth Bale. Today, L'Equipe points to Manchester United.

:LOL

 

[dc89]

Turkey and Ham? Please. That's like going to Tesco and buying a kitkat.

MEATBALL. ON HONEY OAT. ALL SALAD (except toms). LIGHT MAYO.

CAPPUCCINO PLS

INTER MERDA

Meatball. My man.

 

[bud]

:LOL

 

[Broder Salsa]

:LOL

I call bullshit on that. Have you seen the offers they have been making? Probably bid 13.5 mil. It's just like Barcas pathetic attempt at "Neymar chose us becuase he loves us" approach.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Go on Palace

 

[Clegg]

Ah, he just signed a new contract. I'm frustrated too but let's not get paranoid, guys.

I'm not trying to insinuate anything tbh.

I just think its odd that he isnt even on the bench.

 

[Milchmonster]

Maybe Lewandowski's agent is also Low's or Hummels agent?

No, Lewandowski is their only player worth a damn, that's why they are so desperate to get a move.

 

[Salvadora]

Touchline ban is a bit pointless if the manager can just use a walkie talkie.

 

[Wilbur]

MOYES YOU SON BITCH! I SNEEZE ONLY 1 TIME YOU SAY I HAVE FLU!? YOU SPEAKING LIE WITH POWER OF 10 MEN YOU FORK TONGUE BASTARD COCK-A-SUCKER!

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Just saw the lineup

Shinjiiiiiiiii ;_;

 

[Clegg]

Just saw the lineup

Shinjiiiiiiiii ;_;

Again.

He has the flu.

 

[FootballFan]

Touchline ban is a bit pointless if the manager can just use a walkie talkie.

:lol when Mou got sent off in the clasico(I think), he took a seat like 3 metres from the bench haha.

 

[KidA Seven]

:LOL

I'm sure Woodward made that big of a bid. Totally believable.

 

[Arnie]

Go on Palace

Seconded.

Thirded.

Probably just going to be a comfortable United win, though.

 

[Wilbur]

Full squad

De Gea, Fabio Da Silva, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Carrick, Anderson, Valencia, Rooney, Young, van Persie. Subs: Evans, Hernandez, Cleverley, Zaha, Fellaini, Amos, Januzaj.

Hopefully we see Zaha at the very least, and two of Adnan, Fellaini and Chicha.

Hope Evans can get some starts soon.

 

[Tc91]

I'm sure Woodward made that big of a bid. Totally believable.

Let the Madrid goobers laugh they spent 100m on:

Graham Hunter ‏@BumperGraham 14m
#bale #ronaldo #Madrid The ways Ancelotti can use his new signing. The Welsh #Kaká?? And how to keep CR7 happy

And Ronnie is coming home.

 

[KidA Seven]

I hope Fellaini doesn't play today. Let the fat man play Moyes. We have two big games coming up.


Play Adnan pls

 

[pappe]

Football Thread 2013/14 |OT6| Shinji has the flu, dammit!!!!!!

 

[WJD]

Full squad

De Gea, Fabio Da Silva, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Carrick, Anderson, Valencia, Rooney, Young, van Persie. Subs: Evans, Hernandez, Cleverley, Zaha, Fellaini, Amos, Januzaj.

Hopefully we see Zaha at the very least, and two of Adnan, Fellaini and Chicha.

Hope Evans can get some starts soon.

oh my young

Zaha, Fellaini and Januzaj would be the dream subs. Has Moyes even made 3 subs in a game yet?

 

[panty]

Let the Madrid goobers laugh they spent 100m on:

Graham Hunter ‏@BumperGraham 14m
#bale #ronaldo #Madrid The ways Ancelotti can use his new signing. The Welsh #Kaká?? And how to keep CR7 happy

And Ronnie is coming home.

Who the hell is Graham Hunter and why would anyone compare Bale to Kaka? What a tool :lol

-----------Benz---------
Ronnie--Isco--Bale

Aw yeah

 

[GorillaJu]

Fellaini in red is a proper mindfuck.

 

[Yurt]

United 3 - 0 Crystal Palace.

 

[José Mourinho]

I usually like to take in additional games outside of Chelsea. But today's choice is hard, football or GTAV?

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Again.

He has the flu.

Poor Shinji ;_;

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I just hope Young has another fuck-awful game today so that Moyes realises that he should never play for the club again.

Then brings on Adnan who scores a hat-trick and gets at least 13 assists.

 

[Randdalf]

United 2 - 3 Palace
Van Persie (2)
Young (og), Chamakh (2)

 

[valeo]

Chamakh with a hat-trick.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I usually like to take in additional games outside of Chelsea. But today's choice is hard, football or GTAV?

You got it?!

 

[Gareth Bale]

why would anyone compare Bale to Kaka?

"The ways Ancelotti can use his new signing"

It's right there in front of you

 

[Broder Salsa]

:lol when Mou got sent off in the clasico(I think), he took a seat like 3 metres from the bench haha.

Reports that Jose Mourinho was smuggled into Chelsea's dressing room to flout a UEFA touchline ban are true, claims former Blues defender Nuno Morais.

Mourinho was subject to a two-match ban when Bayern Munich visited Stamford Bridge for the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final in 2005 after making comments following an acrimonious victory over Barcelona in the previous round that led to the retirement of referee Anders Frisk.

And, while Chelsea have always denied the allegations, Morais has admitted his former manager did cheat his way around the sanction, despite insisting at the time he was watching the game from the Chelsea leisure club just outside the stadium.


He recalled: 'I played the last three minutes of the second leg but was on the bench for the home game. It was very different to go into the dressing room and see Jose hiding in the skip that night.

i love him

 

[WJD]

Wow, the PES demo is really good.

 

[Clegg]

Oh god.

Rooney is wearing a twatty head band.

 

[Arnie]

OMG

:lol

Great value gif, that.

 

[bud]

"the welsh kaka" really doesn't make any sense. now, i don't think bale's going to be a massive success there, but he's coming off a great season in the premier league. he's only 24. kaka died in 2007.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[FootballFan]

Who the hell is Graham Hunter and why would anyone compare Bale to Kaka? What a tool :lol

I reckon eh, what a tool. I mean, at least Kaka did something to earn that ridiculous price.

 

[Clegg]

Moyes head never won at Old Trafford.

Moyes Out

 

[GorillaJu]

I just hope Young has another fuck-awful game today so that Moyes realises that he should never play for the club again.

Then brings on Adnan who scores a hat-trick and gets at least 13 assists.

Then Shinji Kagawa strides in shirtless using mascot children as skis and a dinosaur bedsheet as a make-shift cape, and the sheer glory of his nipples reflects time and space to instantly score 10 goals in both nets.

 

[bud]

valencia is totally thinking: "shinji will never be free..."

 

[Broder Salsa]

valencia is totally thinking: "shinji will never be free..."

Evil Kagawa ‏@evilkagawa 23m

MOYES YOU SON BITCH! I SNEEZE ONLY 1 TIME YOU SAY I HAVE FLU!? YOU SPEAKING LIE WITH POWER OF 10 MEN YOU FORK TONGUE BASTARD COCK-A-SUCKER!

 

[Requeim]

yessss fabio starts

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Evil Kagawa ‏@evilkagawa 23m

MOYES YOU SON BITCH! I SNEEZE ONLY 1 TIME YOU SAY I HAVE FLU!? YOU SPEAKING LIE WITH POWER OF 10 MEN YOU FORK TONGUE BASTARD COCK-A-SUCKER!

lololool

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Jedinek is going to break Van Persie

 

[José Mourinho]

You got it?!

Yup. Thank you Amazon!

 

[Tc91]

Wait what the fuck has happened to our pitch?

Are our ground staff really that shit that they can muck up a Desso pitch?

 

[Arnie]

:lol

20 seconds in and Young passes it back into his own half.

 

[bud]

:lol

20 seconds in and Young passes it back into his own half.

and again.

 

[Makabe]

I can barely stand Owens voice, it just sounds so irritating.

 

[Arnie]

That was nice football.

 

[GorillaJu]

Hmm.. is Valencia back?