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Football Thread 2013/14 |OT7| The Ramsey Effect
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UK won't get it until tomorrow around 9am
We had a grade S flirt going in the kitchen today, my cock was pulsing away in my pants, and then I realised her boyfriend was in the next room.
It's going to explode, though. Inside her, hopefully.
Unrelated but I'm so glad we signed Mignolet over Begovic. He made another howler against Norwich.
blablurn please no
dont do this to me
although i'm actually doing quite well, haven't seen the cunt in almost three weeks. just need to get my pussy game on now
Fryeezus is wrong, its on in 3 hours! Won't go up until 9ish. You think you'll be awake at 2? I got ways of watching it if you are.
I need a ways of watching it at 2. For science
Broder Salsa
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Wiland > any of those shit keepers.
Arnie, provoke her boyfriend into hitting you over nothing - maybe keep leaving skidmarks in his mugs or sellotape up his cereal boxes - and she'll nurse your wounds. Vaginal secretion is a natural cleanser.
Go watch the movies
try and slip one/two/three fingers in her vagina
the more fingers you get in, the more interested she is
#miasanmia
Go watch the movies
try and slip one/two/three fingers in her vagina
the more fingers you get in, the more interested she is
#miasanmia
Oxlade-Chamberlain regressed in his second year anyway, I'm not even confident that he can reach his potential playing out of his favoured position. He should be playing centrally.
The Tuesday Club raised quite a salient point the other week, every Arsenal player has to ply his trade on the left wing at some point. Jackie is doing his right now.
The Tuesday Club raised quite a salient point the other week, every Arsenal player has to ply his trade on the left wing at some point. Jackie is doing his right now.
Broder Salsa
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That's pathetic Wilbury. You want to establish yourself as the alpha male by hitting him first.
Didn't Brondby just take his browned asshole to the cleaners
I haven't even seen the cunt and he's supposedly been living here for a week. Fucking weird, reclusive French bloke. Probably great at cunnilingus though.
Broder Salsa
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No that was Melburg (who also got knocked out and replaced with midfielder in the defense) and some random Austrian cunt from Wolves who hasn't played a match for a year.'
Also suck my cock.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Problem is, all your players should be playing centrally. Ox, Wilshere, Cazorla and Rosicky are all players who have been forced out wide because of Ozil. Not that its a wrong choice, but just a bit deflating to those who don't get to play in their favoured position.
I call it
the shinji paradox
NO
If arnold hits first, she nurses his wounds with her pussy
didn't you learn anything from twilight, jacob was the tempestuous one and she stayed with edward
CrashBandicoot
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Is she bald and 6 foot 4? I'd imagine that would be offputting.
The_Hitcher89
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Nah, got a stinking cold making me feel a bit punch drunk. I'll catch up with the finale tomorrow afternoon, and play GTA til I fall asleep and dream of Coutinho's triumphant return
Speaking of illness, at work we have an absence phone which goes straight to voicemail, and you have to ring it at least an hour before the start of the shift you'll miss. I've never left a voicemail before, and stupidly hung up after leaving my message. Does it still save, or are you supposed to wait for a second tone?
jesus christ arnie
she was begging for it
she loves dangerous situations
she was 100% aware of the fact that her boyfriend was in the next room the entire time
she wanted you to take control of the situation
she wanted you to be the alpha male
she wanted to cheat on her boyfriend with you and your glorious pink, fore-skinned, shiny pole
she was ready
that was your cue
that was your moment
you ruined it
Broder Salsa
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Looks like a overgrown rat really. The other one just looks mean as fuck.
Normally it's a case of leaving your message after the tone and then hanging up once you're done.
Broder Salsa
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I did watch the first Twilight movie one lonely night. But I don't think they started fucking in that one yet, but they totally turned into werewolves and stuff.
I'm basing on where Mirallas will likely play for us if he comes here, on the wing with the odd game at striker kind of like we've seen with Podolski and I believe Ox will be more effective as a player on the wings than Mirallas will be a year from now. I'm basing it on having watched Ox play and seeing how his decision making and ability to influence games has improved. I have admittedly seen less of Mirallas, but I've seen enough of Ox to know he'll be the real deal and yeah in a year will be the by far the better player.
Broder Salsa
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AUSTRIAN CUNT.
He's pretty awesome, he said this while still being on contract at Wolves lol
You saw Wilands true level against that Italian team.
Baconsaurus Rex
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I think she's like 6'2" in all fairness.
But Imagine Dara in a blonde wig and with a big bosom.
*shivers*
I can sort of deal with Rosicky because he's injury prone and coming to the end of his career, but players like Jack and the Ox are potentially the next big thing and being cast out to the side (literally).
We'll see how the season goes, but it is annoying me quite a bit.
I didn't even see that game, I was either at work or watching the United game, whichever day it was
. I do remember him saving a penalty against AGF or AGB or some shit team in FM2013 though, was 1-0 in the 90th and he clawed it away like a beautiful flexible grizzly bearxxgrplayer
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great goal by Marcus Berg
I heard Andres might be willing to....
Should be able to adjust their game imo. Wilshere really needs to step up, with the way Ramsey and Flamini are playing and with Carzola due back soon, he's in danger of dropping to the bench. Also Ox will get his chance to shine centrally, Ozil can't play every game.
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CrashBandicoot
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Saw Filth the other day, even having read the book it was still pretty gripping all the way through. Best performance I've seen from McAvoy too.
I'm not going to bang on the witchunt drum, so please don't take this post as doing so, as I fully believe Suarez deserved his ban.
But IMHO, there isn't a massive amount of difference between what Suarez did to Ivanovic and what Torres did to Verthongen. Both were cowardly assaults that were nothing to do with an attempt to win a ball.
I don't think a 10 match ban is to be expected, but if the FA really didn't take Suarez' previous conduct into account when issuing said ban last season (as they themselves said), then 3 matches for Torres would be far too lenient.
But IMHO, there isn't a massive amount of difference between what Suarez did to Ivanovic and what Torres did to Verthongen. Both were cowardly assaults that were nothing to do with an attempt to win a ball.
I don't think a 10 match ban is to be expected, but if the FA really didn't take Suarez' previous conduct into account when issuing said ban last season (as they themselves said), then 3 matches for Torres would be far too lenient.
Broder Salsa
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The FA finds it a bigger punishment for Chelsea to have Torres keep playing.
great goal by Marcus Berg
ooh dats beautiful
--------------------------Szczesny---------------------------------
Sagna-------Mertesacker--Koscielny--------------Gibbs-
-----------------------Arteta----Ramsey-------------------------
Cazorla-------------------Ozil---------------------------Podolski
-----------------------------Giroud----------------------------------
Some difficult choices in some positions:
- Podolski is good defensively and offers a real threat in the box.
- Arteta is better on the ball than Flamini.
- Ramsey is undroppable currently
- Cazorla is a million miles better than Walcott.
The_Hitcher89
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I dunno I still see Suarez's bite as worse. But I think 4 games is fair for Torres.
Alright I'll put up a defence for Szcz if nobody else is, rule out the Villa game because that was a clusterfuck for the whole team and if you look at the teams form previously and since it might be considered a bit of an anomaly.
What mistakes has he made that has caused us to concede? Look over the results
Fulham - Backpost perhaps could do a little better but had to cover the near post, were 3-0 up near the end of the game.
Sunderland, penalty conceded by Kosc - never in keepers favour.
Marseille, Penalty - Same.
Stoke - Reasonably not at fault, was a volley on one post then hit into the other side of the net not really expected to get there and can be marked down as a great strike.
Swansea - Defence at fault, Sagna fell asleep and didn't stay with him/didn't make a tackle. Was a Mertesacker hit that deflected into Davies and he did his best to make himself big.
There was two moments where he has been mental and come out of his box - Villa, and Swansea where he should of cleared.
But for the Swansea game I thought he looked fairly impressive, was collecting lots of crosses with ease and was in control of his area.
Now if you look at Begovic's (touted as a potential replacement) last few goals conceded he hasn't exactly looked top class. I'll say this as well, didn't see much of the highlights or the whole Liverpool match but if Szcz makes that layoff for Giak to score I think he is getting slated by Arsenal fans.
Think I've come to the opinion that Szczesny mentally focussed and on his game might well be good enough for us, was good on the back half of last season after being dropped and seems to have carried that on. Just needs to keep that up.
Also you want an example of world class, this is one of the best penalty saves I've ever seen, in a match that was vital for us and could of gone against us if they scored.
The_Hitcher89
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What a brilliant song Stop Crying Your Heart Out is. I've never heard an Oasis song that I don't mind. I either really like it, or can't stand it
That's the same team I had in mind bar Podolski he fades out of games too easily. Walcott personally offers more threat and penetration than Podolski, he's constantly looking to make a run to receive the ball. So I'd shift Carzola to the left and place Walcott on the right.
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